i wanted a wireless mouse, so i just got its cord (698 hits)
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Submitted by AlexorGM (View user info) at 2005-08-30 13:54:38 EDT
now my mouse doesn't work.
(new story.)
a little backround: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72878
It looks like it's written by a 10 year old (like this post is going to), and it's not humorous at all. It's just to let you know that I like wearing womens' clothing, and I can't write worth shit.
Last week was the annual local fair, and everyone goes. Just to give you an idea what everyone looks like, nine out of ten guys you see are wearing clothes 8 sizes too big, and 9 out of 10 girls (this includes adults).. they're fat. But I guess that's just America. (or West Virginia)
Monday..
I am wearing male clothing, and I look as straight as.. straight.
I meet up with a guy I used to play little league baseball with. I try and give him a hug, but he jumps back,
"Woah, woah, dude.. seriously. Are you gay?"
"..seriously, just.. a hug. GIVE ME A HUG!" I plead.
"wtf? you are gay. fag"
Tuesday..
I am wearing FAT girl pants and an orange aweso shirt from bustedtees. I look straight..
"Girl pants?! WTF? you are so gay. fag. fag. fag."
Wednesday..
I am wearing.. tight girl jeans and a tight girl shirt that reads, 'your retarded' .. I look like a fag.
"WOW. FAGGOT!"
"what the .. wow. fag."
"are those girl pants? wtf.. tight shirt.. fuckin' queer."
Thursday..
khaki shorts, polo shirt. I look straight.. very straight.
My brother comes running up to me to tell me what this asshole said about me, "HAHA. HAHA! Wesley was like, 'WOW LOOK, SOMEONE DRESSED LIKE A FAG. WHO COULD THAT BE?' HAHA.. HAHA"
"um.. I'm dressed... straight. wtf?! I'M NOT GAY!"
the rest of the day, I get to take it up the ass by everyone. "FAG. FAG. FAG"
Friday..
I forget what I wore, but I looked straight.. and I got rammed in the ass in front of a bunch of people. It throbbed for the rest of the day.
"FAG. FAG. HAHAHA HOMO OMGOMGOMGOMG FAG OMG HAHA"
and saturday, finally..
the same tight girly jeans I wore wednesday.. just a MALE tight shirt this time. yeeeah! (it still looks gay.)
I'm walking by a few kids I didn't recognize, when one of them calls over to me, "hey.. can i ask you a question?"
I knew what the question was gonna be before I said, "yes."
"um.. don't get mad when I ask you this, but.."
"I won't get mad.."
"are you gay?"
"no."
so now I'm standing with my brother and a couple friends of mine, when some guy I've never seen before comes up and asks, "dude.. are you wearing girl jeans?"
"er.. no"
"okay. good. someone said you were.."
"well, i'm not."
"YES YOU ARE!" comes from a voice i don't recognize.
"STFU!"
"wow dude.. fuckin' homo"
"i'm.. NOT GAY! AHHH, STOP PICKING ON ME.."
i run off in tears.. 'cause i'm gay.
the father of the girl whose pants i'm wearing.. he arrives to pick his daughter up, but he finds me first.
"...are you in my daughter's pants?"
User Reviews
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-08-31 07:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you... um... er... ah bollocks to it.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 20:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:17:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason this is not a negative rating:
"I am wearing.. tight girl jeans and a tight girl shirt that reads, 'your retarded' .. I look like a fag."
I love how all the stupid people buy this shirt and don't seem to notice that it should read "you're retarded"
That is all
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i'm not one of those stupid people, not in that aisle.
it's a great shirt, because people just stare.. and finally they say, ".. but.. that makes no sense!! because... it's the possessive form!!"
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-30 18:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like you could be very gay. just an observation
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason this is not a negative rating:
"I am wearing.. tight girl jeans and a tight girl shirt that reads, 'your retarded' .. I look like a fag."
I love how all the stupid people buy this shirt and don't seem to notice that it should read "you're retarded"
That is all
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I had to knock that one off the front page"...
What a loser you are.
2 posts a day.
2 bad ones.
Eat some -2 idiot.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-30 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:41:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, but it involves flabby homosexuality, cross-dressing, and a flubbed attempt at wordplay. I can't give this lower than a +1. I'd do a +2, but it needed more vampires (http://www.ubersite.com/m/39623).
I appreciate your honesty. I write like a 10 year old.. I need to start writing stuff that matters.
flubbed attempts at wordplay is exactly what i'm good at.
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My boy, I think it was brilliant. We need more people who aren't afraid to pump out honest self-ridicule of this calliber. I'm raising my rating to a +2.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, but it involves flabby homosexuality, cross-dressing, and a flubbed attempt at wordplay. I can't give this lower than a +1. I'd do a +2, but it needed more vampires (http://www.ubersite.com/m/39623).
I appreciate your honesty. I write like a 10 year old.. I need to start writing stuff that matters.
flubbed attempts at wordplay is exactly what i'm good at.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, but it involves flabby homosexuality, cross-dressing, and a flubbed attempt at wordplay. I can't give this lower than a +1. I'd do a +2, but it needed more vampires (http://www.ubersite.com/m/39623).
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 I love the belly shirt.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EXISTANCE EXISTANCE EXISTANCE!(*@!$(@!$@!*$(@!$*@!$
I wanted a story about a mouse too.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanted to read a story about a wireless mouse.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, are you gay?
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MORE -2 GOGOGO
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as much as i'm aroused by it, i can't +2 crossdressing youngsters
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHat
the
fuck
is
this
shit?
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's really sad that you are fat and gay. Then again, I am sure it would still be sad if you were skinny and gay.
Or fat and straight.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking fuck. i cut it is cord. what the fuck.
kill me.
i feel like that loser "forthewin" that can't spell. "i thought it's was possessive"
anyway, i fucked up the title.
it was meant to be,
"i wanted a wireless mouse, so i just cut its cord"
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 13:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAHA.
i cut it's cord :(
sorry for wasting your life, i'm fat and gay.
-2 away