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i wanted a wireless mouse, so i cut the cord (775 hits)

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Rating: -1.07 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by AlexorGM (View user info) at 2005-08-30 14:29:12 EDT

My mouse started stalling out last night. I'd have to unplug it then plug it back in.. 5 minutes later, it would just die.

Now, I've always wanted a wireless mouse.. and this is a great opportunity.

I cut the bitch's wire. It's wireless now, WHAT NOW?! You can't get stuck under my desk or behind my keyboard anymore. I can use you in my bed, in the shower. I can take you along to the party I have in the bathtub with my toaster every day.. and I don't even have to unplug you.

You're about to go to mars, you wireless mouse.

'Cause wireless mice that are born with no wire.. they suck ass.

3.. 2.. 1..

BLASTOFF!

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User Reviews

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-08-30 20:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha... After the third read this was actually strangely funny.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-30 18:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very few people have the sheer cullonés to post something this bad on purpose. You do. You, sir, are a young Edward D Wood Jr, and I want in on the ground floor.

+2 for sheer ludicrousity.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-30 17:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell about that logo on the bottom? You've not even taken the pic yourself you tard.

Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-08-30 16:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MX1000 for me. good choice though. =)

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-08-30 15:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Too bad somebody didn't cut YOUR cord.

In the first tri-mester.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

How are you going to retrieve it
from up your ass now...you'll have
to get the vice-grips or goatse
yourself...poor bitch. too bad.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:37:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had that mouse for 4 years. I'm about to get rid of it because it sucks ass. MX518 here I come.

haha. I heard logitech was good, but that's my mouse that just died on me.. I'm using some shitty wireless microsoft and it's bumpy as shit.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1 ppd

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh and i only needed one more post to be able to vote for ubermadness ;}

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had that mouse for 4 years. I'm about to get rid of it because it sucks ass. MX518 here I come.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

am.

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you are still fat and gay because that will get you farther than being retarded.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it was intended to suck. i had to knock my other one off the front page, it was humiliating me moreso than this.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You were way better back when you were a cross dressing ass bandit.

Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-30 14:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked just as bad as the other one.