Ubersite is AWESOME!! (3320 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-08-31 12:58:56 EDT
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math! Not to mention that the layout is almost as good as the "Hello-Kitty" site that I masturbate to every night. Not to mention that almost everyone here has a higher IQ than I do, which isn't that hard...the last time I was tested I was nearly equal to a ham sammich, WITHOUT mustard...Ooops, my anal glands need cleaning again, time to let Mom know.
Is it normal for you Daddy shower with you at age 14? He sometimes soaps up my tally-whacker for me, because he says my arms will grow to long if I do it myself? I don't mind, it feels good and he seems to like it so much his OWN tally-whacker throws up all over my chest and neck!!
Something else that is more cooler than my Transformers collection is everyones obsession with ejaculating on oreo cookies, then dipping them in milk for a tasty bedtime snack...what? ..It can't be just me right? RIGHT??
Besides that, everyone is so spontanious here, it makes my nipples tingle with delight! I'll guess that the majority of you who rate my little love note will say nice things like...
"I LUV YOUZ, YOU ARE TEH ROXOR AND SWEETER THEN PUPPIE FUR AND GUMMI BEARS!!"
So, when Daddy puts his thingy in my bum, am I supposed to let him finish off in my mouth, like my sister does, or is that wrong for a boy to do? I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to find daddy sniffing my underwear from yesterday, and trying to hide a bannana in his bum...he says they fit good and it helps them ripen!
I think there is something wrong with my pee-hole, sometimes when I jam a crayon in there it bleeds a little, but daddy said that's OK and will help it grow bigger, so his dildo will fit in there...
What's a dildo?
Anywayz.. I LOVES YOU UBERSITE AND BART IS MY HERO!! WHEN I GROWS UP I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THIS TRAILER AND OPEN A WEBSITE FOR MY FREINDS JUST LIKE HIM DID!
Heres a picture of me with my favorite bunny, "Mr. Stinkyfinger" I luv my bunnie!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-17 12:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey what the hell man
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, WTH...
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-04 21:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am unsettled by the images that this creates.
crayons. bleeding peener hole. dildo
ugh.
However, +2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-04 15:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve of this post.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I coughed out a piece of my own ham sangwich WITH mustard at the part about the shower
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-09-03 06:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
terrible...just- terrible.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me laughing at the whole idea of " without the mustard "
You rock , keep it up
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 02:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris is a prostitute!
MY NAME'S WOOCHIE
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-02 00:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for what whatthehell just said. funny
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:54:09 (#)
Ranking: -1
I shouldn't even rate this...
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But you did, so fuck you sideways!
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I shouldn't even rate this...
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:33:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math!
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Now there's a +2 if I've ever seen one.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES, I am in need of help.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He sometimes soaps up my tally-whacker for me, because he says my arms will grow to long if I do it myself? I don't mind, it feels good and he seems to like it so much his OWN tally-whacker throws up all over my chest and neck!! "
Dude, you need help. I hope you manage to find a way to type with a straight jacket on.
That said, I laughed all the way through this.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 09:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup... another fine post and asociated comments, brought to you be WhatTheHell...'professional spaz.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-01 08:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-08-31 22:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*sex*
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-31 20:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:13:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:33:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math!
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Now there's a +2 if I've ever seen one.
Actually, this is a twist on a Robin Williams joke, but funny either way.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
m5eryjhsrtg,y
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math!
yup.
(and I don't even have a cock (attached)).
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-08-31 19:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:33:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math!
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Now there's a +2 if I've ever seen one.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:28:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ever thouht about spitting out something intelligent?? Lousy fuckbucket!
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I'll do it before you do fuckwit, asswipe.
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I'm still waiting...
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ubersite, it makes my cock harder than chinese math!
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Now there's a +2 if I've ever seen one.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic: dispensing a dark brand of justice since 12-18.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anyway, have fun kids. time to go home.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ever thouht about spitting out something intelligent?? Lousy fuckbucket!
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I'll do it before you do fuckwit, asswipe.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're killing me man, I now have someone tallying my time on UBER.
Wait....... ROCK ON I HAVE A STALKER!
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the stagnent stinking gash was deduced from looking at your pics at the camping con. and where crack whores are concerned, you should talk to your spouse about his leisurely activities.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG, I made a spelling mistake. Lucky for me, you are way too much of an imbecile to pick it up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
and by Raising them you mean letting them fend for themselves while you spend all day everyday sat at the computer checking for new reviews on Ubersite, MANic?
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Ever thouht about spitting out something intelligent?? Lousy fuckbucket!
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and by Raising them you mean letting them fend for themselves while you spend all day everyday sat at the computer checking for new reviews on Ubersite, MANic?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your retorts only rival your wit which rivals your stagnant stinking gash.
go get a job instead of knocking out inbred babies at every given chance.
you slay me.
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Aahahahaha jesus man, did you go to the Shlongy School of Insults?
You think I haven't heard all this before? Ahahahahahahahaha
I don't have to work, cock holster.
I've taken the next few years off so I can RAISE my children instead of wearhousing them in daycare.
And that stinking stagnant gash you're going on about, you need to visit a better brand of whore if that's all you've been able to see in your life. Step it up from from crack whore, that should help you.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone piss in your corn flakes this morning, douchenozzle?
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ANOTHER FINE ZINGER!
Keep 'em comin, don't stop now.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're leaving already? I was all gettin' ready for my hand job. Those landscaping callouses would have made short work of me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:13:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm out. enjoy the rest of your day/evening/night interacting with your internet chums.
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:13:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
You calling me an alter, fagboy?
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YES I am Ajanssen....
I'm out too.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm out. enjoy the rest of your day/evening/night interacting with your internet chums.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You calling me an alter, fagboy?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your retorts only rival your wit which rivals your stagnant stinking gash.
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That reminds me, it's almost time for dinner.
Later...
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:00:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont recall my father being an illegal migrant worker. Then again my memory ain't so good.
Can I pinch your nostrils shut while I fuck your face, Daddy?
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son, you know daddy ain't up for no role reversal - now bend over so i can pay off my debt to my poker buddies
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Who the fuck let you out of the closet, gimp?
139 reviews?
and most of them have been fucking with WTH.
Give it up alter boy, before the bishop gets ahold of you and rams his crucifix up your ass.
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your retorts only rival your wit which rivals your stagnant stinking gash.
go get a job instead of knocking out inbred babies at every given chance.
you slay me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!
The beauty of it all MANIC is that these 2 puppets are helping me recover from Bart's axing of the hits I suffered..3 seperate times... I'm up to like 12K in a week and a half.
Keep heating kids...keeeeeeeep heating.
I *HEART* alters!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I shat in them. It was a tapeworm/diarrhea casserole. I will spare you the "spaghetti" details.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:00:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont recall my father being an illegal migrant worker. Then again my memory ain't so good.
Can I pinch your nostrils shut while I fuck your face, Daddy?
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son, you know daddy ain't up for no role reversal - now bend over so i can pay off my debt to my poker buddies
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Who the fuck let you out of the closet, gimp?
139 reviews?
and most of them have been fucking with WTH.
Give it up alter boy, before the bishop gets ahold of you and rams his crucifix up your ass.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:03:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
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No I didn't make it up, but i could see why you would think that, given your superior intellect and all.
Someone piss in your corn flakes this morning, douchenozzle?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:01:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:59:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Even this would have been better:
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"SOMEBODY" has a sandy vagina today.
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Did you make that up, just now? I bet you did, did't you? Good job! Very funny indeed!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think its a case of the Ajax vagina. Usually found in male Muslim extremists aged 17 to 40.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:59:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Even this would have been better:
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"SOMEBODY" has a sandy vagina today.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:59:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Even this would have been better:
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GODDAMNIT DUDE, THAT SHIT HURTS TO READ!
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont recall my father being an illegal migrant worker. Then again my memory ain't so good.
Can I pinch your nostrils shut while I fuck your face, Daddy?
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son, you know daddy ain't up for no role reversal - now bend over so i can pay off my debt to my poker buddies
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 17:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TRANSLATION...
I have THIS MUCH couth |-----------------------|
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even this would have been better:
I LOVA UBRSIET IT MAEKS MAH COK HARDER THAN CHIENSE MATH!11!1 NOT 2 M3NTION TAHT DA U IS ALMOST AS GOD AS TEH H3LO-KITY SIET TAHT I MASTURBAET 2 3VERY NIGHT1!!!111! WTF LOL NOT 2 MENTION TAHT ALMOST 3VARYONA H3RE HAS A HIGH3R IQ THAN I DO WHICH ISNT TAHT TEH!111111!11!!!11 OMG WTF LOL LAST TIEM I WAS TESTAD I WAS NEARLY EQUAL 2 A HM SMMICH WITHOUT MUSTARD.OOPS!!!1111!!!!111!! MAH ANAL GLANDS NED CLAANNG AGANE TIEM 2 LET MOM KNOW!!1111
IS IT NORMAL FOR U DADY SHOWER WIT U AT AEG 14?!?!!? OMG LOL HE SOMETIEMS SOAPS UP MAH TALY-WHAK3R FOR ME B/C HE SAYS MAH ARMS WIL GROW 2 LONG IF I DO IT MYSELF?!??!? OMG WTF I DONT MIND IT FELS GOD AND HE SEMS 2 LIEK IT SO MUCH HIS OWN TALY-WHAK3R THROWS UP AL OV3R MAH CHEST AND NEK!!!!11!!1!1! OMG WTF
SOMETHNG 3LS3 TAHT IS MORE COL3R THAN MAH TRANSFORMARS COL3CTION IS AVERYON3S OBSESION WIT EJACULATNG ON OREO COKEIS TH3N DIPNG THEM IN MILK FOR A TASTY BDTIEM WUT?!11!1!11!!!11!1 WTF .IT!!1!!11!11! OMG WTF LOL CANT B JUST ME RIGHT?!????! LOL RIGHT???!??!?!? WTF LOL
BSIEDS TAHT 3VARYONA IS SO SPONTANIOUS HERE IT MAEKS MAH NIPL3S TNGLE WIT D3LIGHT!111!11! OMG LOL IL GU3S TAHT DA MAJORITY OF U WHO RAET MAH LITLA LOVA NOTE WIL SAY NIEC THNGS LIEK.11!!1!1!1111!1!! WTF
I LUV U U R T3H ROXOR AND SWETER THEN PUPEI FUR AND GUMI BARS!!!!11!1!1!1! OMG LOL
SO WHEN DADY PUTS HIS THNGY IN MAH BUM M I SUPOSAD 2 L3T HIM FINISH OF IN MAH MOUTH LIEK MAH SISTER DO3S OR IS TAHT WRONG FOR A BOY 2 DO????!!??! I SOMETIEMS WAEK UP IN DA MIDL3 OF DA NIGHT 2 FIND DADY SNIFNG MAH UNDARW3AR FROM Y3ST3RDAY AND TRYNG 2 HIED A BANANA IN HIS BUM.HE1!!1!!!!111!11!1! LOL SAYS THEY FIT GOD AND IT HELPS THEM RIEPN11!1! WTF LOL
I THINK THEIR IS SOM3THNG WRONG WIT MAH PE-HOLE SOMATIEMS WHEN I JM A CRAYON IN THEIR IT BLEDS A LITLE BUT DADY SADE TAHTS K AND WIL H3LP IT GROW BIGER SO HIS DILDO WIL FIT IN THEYRE!!!!11!11!11!1!!111 OMG WUT A DILDO????? WTF
ANYWAYZ.!!!1111!1! OMG WTF LOL I LOV3S U UBRSIET AND BART IS MAH HERO!!!!1!!11 WTF LOL WH3N I GROWS UP I WANT 2 MOVA OUT OF THIS TRALE3R AND OP3N A WEBSIET FOR MAH FREINDS JUST LIEK HIM DID1!1!! WTF LOL
H3R3S A PICTUR3 OF ME WIT MAH FAVORIET BUNY MR!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL STINKYFNG3R I LUV MAH BUNEI!
1!11!11!!1 OMG WTF
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:53:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatty, I'm about ready to slap you around with some tubesteak. I find your lack of couth disturbing.
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I have more COUTH than you have cock, so fuck off cumbubble.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont recall my father being an illegal migrant worker. Then again my memory ain't so good.
Can I pinch your nostrils shut while I fuck your face, Daddy?
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't hit you as hard as that left hook from your husband though, huh.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha come on Chicane, chickname, whatever.... I enjoyed your use of MANic though, really hits me hard....
I'm just so put out by that affront to my womanly nature.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatty, I'm about ready to slap you around with some tubesteak. I find your lack of couth disturbing.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another SPECTACULAR post!
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:51:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Chicane sounds like the name of a Mexican roof shingler.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO, COCKSUCKER.
you are a cumstain on the bedsheets of Uber.
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Chicane is the name of your daddy, BITCH.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:48:43 (#)
Ranking: -1
If I wanted that kind of challenge , MANic , I'd go play slaps with a thalidomide child
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That was sorta funny in a "where the fuck did that come from" way.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:51:04 EDT (#)
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Chicane sounds like the name of a Mexican roof shingler.
REMEMBER THE ALAMO, COCKSUCKER.
you are a cumstain on the bedsheets of Uber.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If I wanted that kind of challenge , MANic , I'd go play slaps with a thalidomide child
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything but the spork, Manic. Show some compassion.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:42:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAH HE CALLED ME MANICMUTT!
That's so cute, you wanna step it up a notch and play the name game with me little man?
It won't be pretty, I can assure you of that
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OK, now I'm gonna whip out the hog and rub one out.
(I think that if I ever did get the pleasure of taking MANIC out "for a ride" so to speak.. and i mean no disrespect.... I would want to get her all pissed off first.
THAT would be cool I bet!
xoxoxoxoxo!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAH HE CALLED ME MANICMUTT!
That's so cute, you wanna step it up a notch and play the name game with me little man?
It won't be pretty, I can assure you of that
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i just shit my pants
from laughing so much
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chicane.. you are really asking for it now,fucko.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
THE FIRST TIME I SAW UBER I BLEW MY LOAD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
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I feel that way about MANIC.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
it's good to see that you're still as entertaining as watching an old lady applying hemorroid cream.
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That's "old man" Chicane, and he's applying it to YOUR ass.
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the cream would be more useful if applied to your corn hole (read mouth), manicmutt.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
it's good to see that you're still as entertaining as watching an old lady applying hemorroid cream.
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and who in the fuck are YOU exactly? ... nobody??
That's what I though.
BTW fucknugget, what's NOT to like about old ladies and asscream application?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
it's good to see that you're still as entertaining as watching an old lady applying hemorroid cream.
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That's "old man" Chicane, and he's applying it to YOUR ass.
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's good to see that you're still as entertaining as watching an old lady applying hemorroid cream.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE FIRST TIME I SAW UBER I BLEW MY LOAD ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwww Jeanneee, now I'm going to have to go jerk off for the 9th time today. I'm a little chafed and have resorted to Crisco.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:13:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Drew Janssen makes my no-no place tingle.
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No Jeanneee..... it should be called your "Yes YES place"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drew Janssen makes my no-no place tingle.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:03:42 (#)
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Whatty, you like dark meat????? I guess its all pink it the middle. Unless they have gonorrhea in which case its milky white.
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No, I like the milky white variety actually.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:00:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't mean it, I swear!
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All is good....
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatty, you like dark meat????? I guess its all pink it the middle. Unless they have gonorrhea in which case its milky white.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:01:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See?
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't mean it, I swear!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 16:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Much like a lizard's tail, my penis has the ability to grow back. I've left quite a few in the dirty snatches of Thailand hookers.
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THAT IS NO WA YT OTALK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, YOUNG MAN... NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:57:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Me and Whatty were supposed to have a pork-fight but he opted out when I jump-started an 18 wheeler with my bare penis.
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Well, THAT and the fact that you have a bajiner.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Much like a lizard's tail, my penis has the ability to grow back. I've left quite a few in the dirty snatches of Thailand hookers.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me and Whatty were supposed to have a pork-fight but he opted out when I jump-started an 18 wheeler with my bare penis.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, it would be easier on my pride if you used a spork.
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Oh HELL YEAH!
Hahahaha I like this guy.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, it would be easier on my pride if you used a spork.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:46:24 (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:40:15 (#)
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Manic, even if you could catch it you still couldnt ride it.
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Who said anything about riding it? I was planning on handing it to you in a little box after I finished cutting it off with a plastic butter knife.
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And THAT, boys and girls... is why I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!
(that and she's gorgous!!)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, even if you could catch it you still couldnt ride it.
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Who said anything about riding it? I was planning on handing it to you in a little box after I finished cutting it off with a plastic butter knife.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:40:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, even if you could catch it you still couldnt ride it.
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I think he means "FIND IT" MANIC... "Even if you could FIND it"...
Don't fuck with MANIC.. she'll eat you up and spit you out boy, then I'll come up and fuck your decomposing corpse as it grows cold...
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, even if you could catch it you still couldnt ride it.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:34:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you'd die, but a coma is possible
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And WELL WORTH ENDURING I'm SURE!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you'd die, but a coma is possible
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:28:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
"I LUV YOUZ, YOU ARE TEH ROXOR AND SWEETER THEN PUPPIE FUR AND GUMMI BEARS!!"
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NIGGER!
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I LUV YOUZ, YOU ARE TEH ROXOR AND SWEETER THEN PUPPIE FUR AND GUMMI BEARS!!"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:46:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, that's it. Meet me at high noon....behind the Motel 6 dumpster.
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Honey, you couldn't handle me.
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh I bet I could sweetie!!
(or at least die trying....)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:46:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, that's it. Meet me at high noon....behind the Motel 6 dumpster.
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Honey, you couldn't handle me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:17:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll buy the kidney, but only if it's really damaged from alcohol intake
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20+ years of Cheap beer and whiskey abuse good enough for ya?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll buy the kidney, but only if it's really damaged from alcohol intake
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 15:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR SALE;
1 KIDNEY, slightly used...age = 39.
This kidney has been well taken care of and only taken out on weekends, in good weather. No visible rust, rot or dents.
Price is $100 or best offer.
Reason for sale... I need gas in my Chevy Tahoe, and it's currently $3.49 a gallon here...
Available by appointment only, SERIOUS BUYERS PLEASE!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Delish-Dish, you're on the air...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MANIC IS TEH ROXOR!!
I want to meet her behind the dumpster too... but for dirty-dumpster-sex!!
Mmmmmm.....filth is good!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, that's it. Meet me at high noon....behind the Motel 6 dumpster.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:35:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fight, there's plenty of Jeanneee to go around.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. YUMMY!
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Get your hands off my jeanneee you damn dirty ape
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Drew, fucker and I don't have a problem with Sphaggy. He was fucking with me on another post so I took the liberty to point out his homosexual tendencies.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:38:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Me thinks that SPHAGNUM and AJ down there should kiss and make up...
This is bad and can only lead to evil things.........
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I know who Sphagnum is, but who's this fucking AJ jerk-off?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me thinks that SPHAGNUM and AJ down there should kiss and make up...
This is bad and can only lead to evil things.........
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!
Who said that?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTH = WTF?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:26:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but I can only stalk every other Wednesday. I'll visit you in ICU after the pork-fight.
Sphagnum has selective memory when it comes to the gaystalking but "KAI" tattooed in old English on his chest is a daily reminder.
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What are you, one of his gay alters? I find that Sunblock's posts are fucking stupid and boring, just like your pathetic attempts at getting
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My life just wont be complete until you do. I've only reviewed his post a few times whereas you have 91 times. And you don't know who he is? You're not a rabbit and I'm not a frog so let's not jump to conclusions but overall it looks like gaystalking to me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fight, there's plenty of Jeanneee to go around.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. YUMMY!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't fight, there's plenty of Jeanneee to go around.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
How Sphagnum has rated other users
WhatTheHell (user info) 228 on 449 = 0.51
If that's not stalking, I don't know what is.
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** REACHAROUND **
I heart you too man!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:26:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU DUDE, Jeannee and I will go on our own. No pork-swords allowed.
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Oh come on now ladies... you know that SOONER OR LATER you will crave a side helping of manmeat...
especially when life on our private secret island gets old.....
THEN WITH GREAT FORCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, I WILL RELEASE THE PORKSWORD OF THE GODS, AND SATISFY YOU BOTH SINGLE HANDEDLY!! WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Im only going to warn you once more about Jeanneee and then I am unsheathing the pork sword.
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She's MINE assface.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How Sphagnum has rated other users
WhatTheHell (user info) 228 on 449 = 0.51
If that's not stalking, I don't know what is.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im only going to warn you once more about Jeanneee and then I am unsheathing the pork sword.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but I can only stalk every other Wednesday. I'll visit you in ICU after the pork-fight.
Sphagnum has selective memory when it comes to the gaystalking but "KAI" tattooed in old English on his chest is a daily reminder.
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What are you, one of his gay alters? I find that Sunblock's posts are fucking stupid and boring, just like your pathetic attempts at getting Sphagnum to notice you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU DUDE, Jeannee and I will go on our own. No pork-swords allowed.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You wouldn't even stalk ME, Sphagnum ?
Your friend from the US of motherfuckin A??
I am saddened by this...
All plans for the secret private island community for You, ME, Manic and Jeanneee are ON HOLD TILL FURTHER NOTICE, you "Kangarooter"!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but I can only stalk every other Wednesday. I'll visit you in ICU after the pork-fight.
Sphagnum has selective memory when it comes to the gaystalking but "KAI" tattooed in old English on his chest is a daily reminder.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I'll FINALLY get my on personal stalker that I soooooooooooooo want!!
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I'd do it, but apparently all my time is being tied up stalking some other wankstain that I've never heard of.
If only these people would understand. "Sphagnum doesn't give a fuck who you think you are, He is always going to be way better than you. Just accept it."
And no, I don't give out lessons.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVES YOU UBERSITE AND BART IS MY HERO!! WHEN I GROWS UP I WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THIS TRAILER AND OPEN A WEBSITE FOR MY FREINDS JUST LIKE HIM DID! !!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I'll FINALLY get my on personal stalker that I soooooooooooooo want!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:04:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE REVIEWED BY HOMOSEXUAL UBER STALKERS.
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Evidently....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG! A few lameass Überstalkers are trying to rain on my Kick-ass parade. What am I going to do?
I think I'll masturbate and then watch cnn, that's what I'll do.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:06:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
Wrong diddly wrong wrong man.
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Who the hell are you, Ned Flanders?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wrong diddly wrong wrong man.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:47:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute, +2 for having a picture of hcp28 in there...
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????????
WTF is that?
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I figured you might remember the "war" between Koolmang and hcp28.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15471
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your butthole hair.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO VOMITING! OR YOU'RE CLEANING IT UP YOURSELF. I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MAID!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE REVIEWED BY HOMOSEXUAL UBER STALKERS.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 14:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: THIS POST MAY ALSO CAUSE GROSS OVER EXAGGERATION OF PENIS SIZE
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WARNING... THIS POST MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY VOMITING
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
They don't manufacture a lean-pocket that can accomodate my whale-sized penis. FAGGOT
.!. suck it.
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The ONLY thing whale sized about you is your "Moobs"
MAY THE GOAT OF HAPPINESS, RAM IT'S HEAD UP YOUR PEE HOLE!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me laugh so hard I threw up a little, but that's okay...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually warm them in my ass... is that acceptable?
BTW... can I see your boobs now?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They don't manufacture a lean-pocket that can accomodate my whale-sized penis. FAGGOT
.!. suck it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if they're frozen.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MANIC?
Can I still fuck the "Lean Pockets"??
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks guys. I planned a vacation down to N.O.
Gonna loot me some presents.
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Well of COURSE you will, you are after all...a,uhmm...wel...you know.....a....
CATHOLIC!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to Spook, Happy Birthday to Spook, Happy Bithday dear Spooky....
Loot some presents for me too.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks guys. I planned a vacation down to N.O.
Gonna loot me some presents.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute, +2 for having a picture of hcp28 in there...
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????????
WTF is that?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TEEPH?
You think WAY TOO MUCH bro.
I'm sorry if I offended you, really.
The scariest part is that this shit popped out of my twisted little head without any effort...
Am I a sociopath?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I speak and Ye shall obey, my minions. And with Jeanneee by my side we shall rule for a hundred centuries with justice and orgies for all.
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That would be sooooooooooooooooooo cool.
Spook??
HAPPY BIRFDAY NIGGA!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute, +2 for having a picture of hcp28 in there...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this post was a suppository, I would shove it up my ass and shit with the ferocity of a tropical hurricane. And smile.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:31:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's my birthday you fags.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
Nigga!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you certainly are awesome, WTH.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teephphah - didn't you see 8Mile - dude self deprecation is how you win the battles!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's my birthday you fags.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I speak and Ye shall obey, my minions. And with Jeanneee by my side we shall rule for a hundred centuries with justice and orgies for all.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:28:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks like Ubersite has finally run out of gas...and is now running on fumes.
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JEBUS, IT'S SHLONGY!!
I'm ALMOST honored!!..
Wait, no I'm not.... he's a hasbeen dwarf that noone cares about...
My bad!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Wait... what the fuck am I talking about?
MANIC.. why do you forsake me so? if ANYTHING, SFAGNUTS should be sucking ME off.. I am older than him, wiser than him, richer than him, and have a MUCH LARGER COCK I would imagine.. he is Australian after-all.
I resent that comment and will not service yout balloon knot for one solid week...(unless you command me to)
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But I make a mean Margarita... That's where you are lacking.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not saying it isn't okay to post pornography on Ubersite. What I was getting at was something along the lines of:
"Material is pornographic or obscene if the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest and if it depicts in a patently offensive way sexual conduct and IF THE WORK TAKEN AS A WHOLE LACS SERIOUS LITERARY, ARTISTIC, POLITICAL OR SCIENTIFIC VALUE." Blacks Law Dictionary, Sixth Edition (emphasis added).
So some noob made a shitty post about how Ubersite sucks. You decide to mock him. Okay. Cool.
So how do you do it? First you start making fun of your IQ. Okay. Cool.
Then you wander into incestual pedophilia. Ooooookay.
Then you linger in incestual pedophilia. Got the joke the first time.
Then you sing a little song and do a jig about incestual pedophilia. Getting a little old.
Then you buy a house and settle down in incestual pedophilia. Seriously dude, what the fuck?
The subject matter isn't really what set me off. We all love our incestual pedophilia, after all. It just seemed to go on and on and on. With new and repulsive twists on the theme with every new sentence.
It just seems to me that it not only lacks any sort of value, but that for a person to sit there and write that stuff. To pull it out of your head, for no matter how long it took you to do it (whether you had to sit and think about it for a while, or whether all that juicy material was just right there at the forefront of your mind, I don't care - either scenario is rather fucked), THAT'S what got me to say that there's something wrong with you.
But hey, maybe I'm out of line here. After all, Rome is the mob, and the mob is eating it up, right?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Badass... I'm a looker.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice one, bruv.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks like Ubersite has finally run out of gas...and is now running on fumes.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Wait... what the fuck am I talking about?
MANIC.. why do you forsake me so? if ANYTHING, SFAGNUTS should be sucking ME off.. I am older than him, wiser than him, richer than him, and have a MUCH LARGER COCK I would imagine.. he is Australian after-all.
I resent that comment and will not service yout balloon knot for one solid week...(unless you command me to)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10 hits 18 reviews hahahaha....der ubers is teh broken
Dude....sweet camwhore!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello, hello
Hola
I'm at a place called Vertigo
Dond' esta
It's everything I wish I didn't know
But you give me something I can feel
Feel
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah Shagnum, my love for you burns with the intensity of a hundred suns.
FUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSION!
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And there is the reason I have so much disdain for Sunblock. He is depriving me of love everytime he brings that Super-sized forehead of his here.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:19:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my hero in spite of your inferior penis.
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WTH, have been going to circle jerks without my knowledge again.
BAD BOY! No sex with the Hot Pockets this week. You are officially grounded.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah Shagnum, my love for you burns with the intensity of a hundred suns.
FUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSIONFUSION!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my hero in spite of your inferior penis.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:14:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha Method rocks.
And WTH sucks Sphagnum off just for kicks.
Smooches baby
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Baby or Babies? Sphagnum needs some Motherly love too. WTH is already getting it from his Dad's wife.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic I want to do you for some strange reason. You seem like you'd be angry in bed.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahaha Method rocks.
And WTH sucks Sphagnum off just for kicks.
Smooches baby
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:11:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's more about the fact that you used the word "ubersite" in your post.
Well, that's what I think anyway
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People, call me ignorant, but I'm TOTALLY not getting the correlation here?
"IGNORANT" ...there, I did it for you, but seriously.. what gives?
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The Ice under a fat person?
Generous people?
Your Mom when it comes to free headjobs?
I don't know, You tell me. What does give?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I might take this opportunity to Linkwhore :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/74246
You might be asking yourself "Now why would he do something like that?"
My response "Because I can, Fuckbag!"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's more about the fact that you used the word "ubersite" in your post.
Well, that's what I think anyway
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People, call me ignorant, but I'm TOTALLY not getting the correlation here?
"IGNORANT" ...there, I did it for you, but seriously.. what gives?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:08:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:06:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
There's something wrong with you.
I mean seriously. I get the joke. I get the shock value thing. Really. I do. But some of the sick shit you came up with here? That's just not right.
Anyone have the definition of "pornography" handy?
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Dude, this wasn't THAT sick and I think you are over reacting just a wee little bit?
How is THIS "pornography" ?? Is it the Bunny?? The older chinese man?
WHAT??
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It's more about the fact that you used the word "ubersite" in your post.
Well, that's what I think anyway.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Teeph, since when is it not OK to post porn on Ubersite?
Dingleberry.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:07:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
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JUST ONE??
Fag........
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ubersite is ME
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:07:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
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LIAR!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:06:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
There's something wrong with you.
I mean seriously. I get the joke. I get the shock value thing. Really. I do. But some of the sick shit you came up with here? That's just not right.
Anyone have the definition of "pornography" handy?
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Dude, this wasn't THAT sick and I think you are over reacting just a wee little bit?
How is THIS "pornography" ?? Is it the Bunny?? The older chinese man?
WHAT??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There's something wrong with you.
I mean seriously. I get the joke. I get the shock value thing. Really. I do. But some of the sick shit you came up with here? That's just not right.
Anyone have the definition of "pornography" handy?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[I understand that you were going for shock value, but did the often-molested little kid have to turn out to be an old oriental man? I mean, c'mon...]
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
Thanks, I liked the chinese math quote too...
I was reading that UBERSITE SUCKS post and the light bulb went on....
(very dimly)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LUV YOUZ, YOU ARE TEH ROXOR AND SWEETER THEN PUPPIE FUR AND GUMMI BEARS!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You had me at "it makes my cock harder than chinese math!"
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-31 13:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!