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Submitted by The Downward Spiral of your Mind (View user info) at 2005-09-01 02:15:11 EDT
i'm somehwat drunk right
aren't my typing skills exemplary
we're talking about retards and bvlack people
i guess they're not that different in the end
they both smoke swisher sweets
erik estrada telling me he's gay is the best thing ever
you should try it
smoking nicotine is also the best ever
mmm... cancer
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Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jackass.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 20:59:47 EDT (#)
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jackass.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 20:59:13 EDT (#)
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dumbass!
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:40:03 EDT (#)
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Sounds like an interesting nite
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrid. boo. hiss.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Xcuses, maybe if your eyes weren't so clogged with HIV-laden man-yogurt you would have noticed that i had also +2ed *at least* one of your posts. by the way, if this was really the worst post of mine you could find, congratulations; i was drunk when i wrote it... you don't seem to have picked up on that fact. here, i have a suggestion; next time you feel like showing off your extreme level of faggotry, instead of trying to surpass Barney or Richard Simmons or Tony Little in saying something moronic, take a blender, stick your shit-covered dick in it, set to 'high,' and watch the fireworks bloom. then, just before you pass out, call your dad and confess your lifelong homoerotic tendencies towards discovering exactly what his nutsack looked like at 60 years of age. when the paramedics arrive and break down your door, make sure to leave a suicide note stabbed into your forehead with a fork saying something along the lines of "i loved the world, but the world loved only my absence. i go to better realms; may the morals of this earth be balanced with my demise."
in short: -2DIE
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:41:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:45:14 (#)
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well i just got back from the mirror. i've decided two things
a) i'm too sexy for my shirt
b) you're a faggot
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you also produce shit
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 14:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fornicate? i don't know... the last woman i fucked died of internal hemorrhaging on the same night... i don't want to talk about it. guys with small dicks don't know lucky they are.
i'll only fuck a bitch if i get to sing negro spirituals and "I've Been Workin' On the Railroad" while in the act. anyway, email me sometime today/tomorrow/whenever before it gets started to let me know what time to show up.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 13:37:21 EDT (#)
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Its a done deal. We will fornicate and defile ourselves with strong drink and loose women.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:46:05 EDT (#)
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they should show posts like c1ndy's to show the dangers of breeding.
yeah, i'm up for it. bastards are the only kinds of people in this world worth paying attention to. my email's archon_templar.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:42:54 EDT (#)
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they should show posts like this to warn kids of the dangers of drink
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. We'll just go to the Penthouse. Drinks and lap-dances are on me. If you are being serious let me know. I'll be out there next weekend. The convicts and delinquents I run with are bastards but you are guaranteed to have a great time. It will be one of those stories you tell your grandkids.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:23:13 EDT (#)
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i can find out. but i'll probably end up ranting about the homoerotic subtext inherent in all sports.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 11:49:44 EDT (#)
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Monday night football at Hurricane's on Lower Greenville. You know where that is dont you?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 10:38:27 EDT (#)
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badassmofo(HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA), i *could* explain the finer points regarding the subtleties inherent in the dissemination of the information contained within this post, but the mere fact of the matter is that there isn't anything here that a lower lifeform such as one that creates a name for himself suggesting his own proletarian sense of ribald danger and cavalier fuck-all attitude, could possibly begin to comprehend. this post is beyond the likes of you. stay in school.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 10:34:04 EDT (#)
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drew, i'd LOVE to get hammered with the guy that said "just double-bag it!" when he met a lot lizard. you tell me when the next time is that you're up for the company of a guy who grew up in Spain & Africa and i'll show up. or try.
anyway, that was supposed to be 'drunk right NOW' and 'erik estrada telling me *I*'m gay'
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-01 07:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!
Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up our
little drinkie poos?
Homer: Don't mind if I do.
Dancin' Homer
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-01 07:34:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-01 07:27:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Bloke (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:06:04 (#)
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porch monkey
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Ha....you are going to fit in just fine here.
Oh and this post sucked toolbag.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:32:43 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by The_Bloke (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:06:04 EDT (#)
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porch monkey
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 03:56:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:28:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Swishers. I use them to roll my blunts.
I typically use Black & Milds, but that's just me.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:55:02 EDT (#)
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UMPF!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:34:56 EDT (#)
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Genuine sounding drunk post (unlike 90% of the rest) = +2
No drunk philosophising (or not much, anyway) = -1
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:34:02 EDT (#)
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BRAP. Shake the crime stick.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:28:11 EDT (#)
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I like Swishers. I use them to roll my blunts.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:27:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:27:06 EDT (#)
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Hell, its all the same to me. Next time you decide to drink in Dallas holler at me. Ill take you to the Penthouse Key Club and show you how us Janssens get it done.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:24:15 EDT (#)
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i am in NORTH RICHLAND HILLS, drew!!
JESUS!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:23:02 EDT (#)
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mindblowing post, worthy of unwavering adulation
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:21:08 EDT (#)
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Pull yourself together son. Do you drink in Fort Worth or do you drive to Dallas?