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Beginnings & Endings (515 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TheSpooked (View user info) at 2005-09-01 10:39:29 EDT


Yesterday was my birthday. I'm now a quarter century old.

In a way my life is just beginning. In another way, a part of my life is ending.

I will be moving away from my home and family in Cleveland to Florida.

Away from every friend I have ever had.

Away from the only life I've ever know.

And to tell the truth, I'm scared as hell.

It was a decision I made when I accepted my job. "You WILL have to move," they said. They even made me sign an agreement so they could fire me if I resisted. In two weeks I will be moving into a new place, with a new car, with a new job/boss/agenda.

I will miss the first snowfall.

I will miss the long summer nights of chirping crickets and lightning bugs.

I will miss the bonfires and football weekends with friends.

I will miss heavy metal concerts in the middle of fucking January.

I will miss the changing leaves and the thawing of spring.

I will miss being piss drunk at 4 AM with some of the best and worst people I know.

I will miss late summer baseball, unless the Tribe misses the postseason.

I will miss playing around with my 15 year-old, one-tooth cat and coming away with claw marks and blood all over my hands.

Most of all, I will miss the friends and family I grew up with...

Life is strange like that. You can complain and be miserable about the most meaningless of things and forget miss the whole picture. Something as simple as a walk in the park or a night at the ballpark can become the best thing in the world. A miserable rainy day can turn into the best soccer game you've ever played. A boring night of sitting in the park can be a window back in time.


As a good stoned friend once said: "Life, it's just fucked up, man."

Here's a picture of the birthday treat I bought for myself. I will NOT miss driving my old piece of shit.


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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-02 18:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool, better tampa than bay pines good luck nigga!

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:48:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=240&SectionID=1&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=6&StoryYear=2005

You could at least change the title off shit you steal.
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Check who submitted that.

Dickless.


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-01 23:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want one.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-01 23:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday (belated). Will you still be working for the VA?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-01 20:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

at least you can quit hating on the negros and start hating on the latinos now.

Happy birthday duders.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-09-01 19:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A) We have bugs in FL. And long summer nights, too.

B) Why can't you bring your cat with you?

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy belated birthday, enjoy the new ride. Moving away sometimes gives you a great perspective on things. I was scared when I moved away too, but now, 4 yrs later, I don't know how the fuck I could've lived how I did back then. We all change and make new friends, find wicked people to party and drink with, and life goes on, usually for the better.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-01 11:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just thought I'd drop in and say "Hello"




































"Hello....... Nigga!"

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-01 11:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

take bug spray

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-01 10:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Sphagnum.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-01 10:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good luck Old man.

Hope everything works out well, and a belated Happy Birthday for yesterday.... even though I wished you one yesterday as well.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-01 10:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Great, now I can't even see it.


Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months, I want you to break it off.

Marge: Um, okay, Homer.

Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.

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