Crisis Appeal - Please Donate - You Can Make A Difference! (669 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2005-09-01 11:57:28 EDT
Not sure why I bother as none of you lot have a soul or any compassion for your fellow man.
Here's what you have to do:
Call 01603 218704 and donate £19.50.
In return you will be welcomed into the majestic Carrow Road stadium this Sunday from 12 noon where the perfectly sober (weather permitting) Delia Smith will cook you a delicious three course dinner and then take you on a tour of the beautiful architectural wonder that is Carrow Road.
As an added bonus you will be offered a Sunday Paper to read at no extra cost to yourself.
This is all true and genuine.
Please call and book your tables now.
Just remember all profits will be going directly into buying Norwich City Football Club a back four.
In fact, why not have two meals? We could do with a midfield too.
Thanks, and god bless us, everyone!
Dervel.
And yes, this was shit. But at least it wasn't about that fucking hurricane.
Incidentally The Hurricanes are the greatest cartoon football team ever.
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
befere i go to bedd drevel, i waaaaaaant to fuak youar head.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-09 06:26:43 EDT (#)
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I wuv you Derkel.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-05 06:47:38 EDT (#)
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There's not enough of these posts.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-05 06:27:41 EDT (#)
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fuckin wicked,
fuck all Norwich
come on you irons!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-05 06:18:17 EDT (#)
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doh
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-05 06:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-05 05:09:45 (#)
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yeah I know Wolf, I hear that BBC News is changing it's name to 'Today at new Orleans'.
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Isn't it about time you did a post!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-05 05:09:45 EDT (#)
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yeah I know Wolf, I hear that BBC News is changing it's name to 'Today at new Orleans'.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-09-05 03:56:16 EDT (#)
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Glad this wasn't about that shitty hurricane
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:07:42 EDT (#)
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The Hurricanes are the greatest cartoon football team ever.
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What about Liverpool?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-01 14:20:52 EDT (#)
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+2 for soccer
the local highschool by my house is the brooklyn hurricanes...in case you were wondering.
which i'm sure you were.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:31:36 EDT (#)
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pah!
the hurricanes would be no match for josies giants.
admitedly josies team has an advantage of being real.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:28:24 EDT (#)
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Poop!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:02:13 EDT (#)
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I don't think so..
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-01 12:02:11 EDT (#)
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PS. Delia might not actually cook your food.
I was in the pub being mocked by City fans. Great days.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-01 11:59:03 EDT (#)
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where WERE you? WHERE WERE YOU?