The solution (521 hits)
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Submitted by sleepingmonkey (View user info) at 2005-09-01 15:22:55 EDT
So. What are we gonna do with all these people who will be starving, disease stricken, or murdered by looters down in New Orleans? What about all the homes, buildings, abandoned vehicles and such that will all have to be demolished? Right now, there may be hundreds of people fleeing town carrying who knows what, spreading it around the country. Right now, the city is our own version of Baghdad, what with all the terrorists(looters) running around with their guns striking fear in everone walking around the city, even shooting at the U.S. military. What's to be done? It will cost billions to rebuild, and more for the demolition. I've consulted many experts(retarded friends) on the issue and we have settled on a solution:
Two words:
NAPALM, MOTHERFUCKERS!
The whole damn town. It has to be torn down and rebuilt anyways, way waste so much time and effort? Send in the cavalry, mow all those sick fuckers down. We could even warn them, but it wouldn't do any good. They'll try to wait it out, just like the hurricane.
Send that seasoned whore Spears down there first.
And Brett Favre. I hate that guy. He's the NFL's version of Paris Hilton. Always gotta be on camera. "Where's Brett Favre? Gotta love Brett Favre! What would Brett Favre do?"
Not tell his family to get the fuck out of the attic, that's what.
Here by Detroit, we have weather issues sometimes, too. Snow. Big deal. You know what? They say we are getting like 2 inches of snow, the city panics, but they heed precautions. Stay off the roads, have a shovel in your car if you get stuck, maybe a blanket in case you get stranded. But people listen, reporters strike fear with their warnings.
What so they do for hurricane coverage? "What ever you do, stay away from the ocean, and leave town if possible," says dickhead reporter standing 6 FEET from the shoreline as mailboxes and corpses whizz by at about 120 mph. Great message to send to people. "YOU are in danger, but somehow I am not."
Just make sure all the networks get their reporters down there for the napalm coverage. I'll watch those breaking updates.
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Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-09-01 19:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm napalm smores.....
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-01 17:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading this made my dick hurt....and I don't even have one.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grrrrrrreat!
Man I love Frosted Flakes...
This post on the other hand, was shit.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And Brett Favre. I hate that guy. He's the NFL's version of Paris Hilton. Always gotta be on camera. "Where's Brett Favre? Gotta love Brett Favre! What would Brett Favre do?"
Not tell his family to get the fuck out of the attic, that's what.
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He's a really good guy, you fuck. I bet you have T.O. wallpaper on your desktop.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:30:08 EDT (#)
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napalm...hmmm...yes. that would be it.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:25:31 EDT (#)
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I'm right by Detroit too! :D Where are you?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:21:09 EDT (#)
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I liked this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I knew who favre is.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NIGGER!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was good, until I read it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with napalming new orleans...but Favre is awesome. His entry into the hall of fame is a no-brainer, and if you ever watch what he does on the field you know he's a real athlete unlike some of the show-boating frauds out there.
Favre often praises some of the people who have sacked him after a good hit.
Favre won't think twice before throwing himself in front of a linebacker for his running back.
Favre runs out of the pocket before sending a pass across his body to the other side of the field, often for a touchdown...and yes, many times for an interception...but it is still fun to watch.
Favre does the "highschool move" of handing the ball to the running back but still acting like it is in his hands and fakes a pass... who does that in the NFL? Nobody but Favre...and I like it.
Favre is great...and all this Favre bashing going on here lately is ridiculous. Are you a Bears or Lions fan?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
For this line alone I cannot give you a -2 on your first post.
"We could even warn them, but it wouldn't do any good. They'll try to wait it out, just like the hurricane."