FW:Fw:fw: FW: FW: Re: fw: OMG plz reed!1 it wil CHANGE ur LIEF!!11~ (677 hits)
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Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2005-09-01 15:46:31 EDT
You are now forced to make a decision that will affect the lives of countless others. There's no use backing out. Once you opened this message, you're under the curse. Continue to read, please.
For the rest of your life, if you forward any
"liek omg i swer ths is tru it happend 2 ma friend IM SO SERIOUSSS11!!`11 U HAVE 2 4ward this ON 2 EVERY1 in ur friends list in liek 1 min or ur crush WILL HATE YOU 4EVER!!!!11 so serious plz do it!!111~``"
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Woo a long series of dots!!! because DOTS are always an integral part of LIFE-CHANGING forwards!
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...A tiny kitten will die. For each person who reads your email.
So, before you thoughtlessly click "forward" and spam yet another completely useless blarf about how your crush will love you... only if you send this to 32,622 people... in the next 30 seconds...
Think of the children. Especially small ones. They have tiny kittens as pets and don't know how to deal with death well at that stage in their life. And the parents won't be happy either, because they'd just had it for two weeks and their child was just beginning to get attached to it. It was sleeping in their room and cuddling up next to them and made adorable purring sounds and was so lovable--and then it died because you forwarded a superstitious bulletin.
Or it could be a kitten that a senior citizen who lives in a rest home just got. That's all they have to look to for company and companionship because their family all lives in Florida and the rest home is in Arizona, and no one makes the trip to see them, and this kitten is their life. They feed it and take care of it and nurture it and it sleeps on their pillow next to them... and then it passes away because of a thoughtless "post bulletin".
What's more important? Your crush or an adorable kitten?
That's what I thought.
//This message brought to you by PEPUEFFPWHRSDHCDIIRTTB (People for Ethical and Polite Use of Email's "Forward" Function so that People Who Have Real Stuff to Do Have a Chance to Do It Instead of Reading Through Tons of Blarf)//
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hmm
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-01 20:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stay orangeous
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jinkywilliams
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:48:29 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about fluff
User id: 9098
Registered on or around: 2004-06-02 10:31:57
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION, TOOLBAG!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Won't read that...1111!!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:24:47 EDT (#)
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SPLASH!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
no.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, this reminded me of how much I love kittens :)
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I guess not an all-out -2....if there were a -1.5 option, I would use it on this.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP...
You're OK... I didn't know you were the STAY ORANGE dude, I like you.
SO... allow me to rephrase that.
"FUCK JIMTHEFIEND,AND CATS RIGHT IN THEIR NECKS!!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU AND THE CATS, RIGHT IN THEIR NECKS!!!
-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!-2NAMI!!
-2NAMI!!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't particiapate in those emails BUT...
I would do pretty much anything to see the worlds cat population stomped on.
Fuck cats "right in their necks" or something, as WTH would say.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:48:49 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I know. Just felt like posting something.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2nami on the way.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-09-01 15:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Brace yourself...here it comes.