Caution, New discovery could lead to mass extinction! (725 hits)
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Submitted by Kraven once sold his mom for sex. (View user info) at 2005-09-01 16:25:00 EDT
Dear uber, it has been atleast 5 months since my last submission and i feel im due for some negative twos. To be honest, im not even sure what i should write about. I did see the cat post, and the carcus kind of made me hungry for buger kings Angus burger. How have we all been? Due to recent levels of stress, and boredom at work i've stumbled across alot of threatening information on the internet, mostly concerning cat. Apparently there is a third world country, due to copyright infringement laws, i am no longer allowed to give its name, has been taking cats hostage by the thousands.
I want to appologize for this post before it gets to bad, and i ask any cat lovers, please turn their heads and click the 'home' button on your browser. Country X has allegedly been seen by few american citizens, mainly because tourism in the area is about as exciting as riding a bike without a seat. In my opinion we should drop a nuke on their capital to show our utter discust in their practices.
Country X, has been doing 'underground' research in what we call stem-cell research, and apparently they, against most humane laws, have been working to sucessfully create some sort of animal hybrid. I wish i could post a picture for you on what i've been able to dig up on this company but i would have to put some sort of age verification program link because of its totally offensive nature.
Apparently in 2003, this company had successfully cross-bred a hybrid of a cat, and a small vermin, much like a rat. Some say this creature once known in myth alone, has now become a reality thanks to these insane me. It is now said to be a distant relative, of the chupacabra, another one of their creations in the 1950's when a cross-breeding experiment between, a chiwowa, and a kangaroo had gone horribly bad.
The chupaocabra, said to feed off of the white blood cells, and plasma in the blood of cows, goats, and chicken share a familure diet with this new cat like vermin. A small description of this creature would appear as a bald bat, with long, curly, and bristle like tail. Its diet consisting of small children, and common house pets has led government officals to postpone any further stem-cell, and hybrid expiriments untill all of these creatures have been captured.
Local officals say that there is nothing to be alarmed about, because of the low amount of export and trade that this country has with its outside contacts. The labs are centralized on a small island far off the coast of Japan, wheter or not these creatures can swim or not is totally unknown.
Im going to link a picture of what we beleive is a possible siting. If you see this creature, do not attempt to pet it, it is very dangerous and has been known to eat a small human in one sitting. If you come across this little fellow please kill it immediatly and call our hotline:
1-800-hly-shit.. Thank you....
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-02 02:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Man you got to stop smoking that shit.
Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
*SHRIEK*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
¿quiero esta el retardo supremo? ¡Kraven es!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-01 18:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Chupacabras got me pregnant http://www.ubersite.com/m/72541
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-01 16:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't finish reading this when I got to "chiwowa". When I read that I have to open my eyes REAL wide when I say it, "chiWOWA".
+2 because that is funny, like spelling fillet, p-h-i-l-a-y.