Who gives a flying fuck about the people of New Orleans? (NSFW) (2634 hits)
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Submitted by VeniVidiViciousriffs<Viciousriffs.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-02 03:09:50 EDT
So, it looks like the number of people dead because of hurricane Katrina is somewhere in the 4-digits range now. WHY SHOULD I FUCKING CARE?!?
This has nothing to do with sympathy and compassion, and everything to do with rational thought. If something severely destructive is on its way toward you, and you are aware of it, do you choose to wait it out, or do you make the safe move?
Not enough information? All right, what if the natural disaster does damage with wind and water, and you are in an area that is highly susceptible to water damage? Do you pull out by then, or do you hold on and risk everything in the name of toughness (read: stupidity)?
Let's be honest- everything about this dilemma screams Darwinism. People could have left, they didn't, now they're fucked or dead. Looting, murdering, isolation, starvation, IDIOCY. These assholes are getting exactly what they deserve. Fuck the people of New Orleans who are still there.
Everyone is up in arms about the way lootings are being handled, maybe even the fact that looting is occurring in the first place. To all of you, I offer a warm glass of shut the fuck up. Do you know what needs to happen here? The officers and administrators and crisis situation handlers need to completely isolate everyone in New Orleans, allowing any and all activity (illegal or otherwise) and allow them to do whatever they want. They can kill each other, eat one another, throw their stupid schizophrenic cats into the river (did I say street?) to attract alligators, or whatever the fuck else they want to do. Isolate them completely, kind of like the movie No Escape, and let them fend each other off in an attempt to survive.
As the waters lower gradually in time, the climate will change, offering a new climate and a more interactive game for all involved. I mean, what the fuck, if we're testing Dawrin's theories out on this sacrificial bunch of test animals, we might as well throw every angle at them, right? Maybe drop a supply palette every once in a while, filled with the contents of Marlon Brando's dumpster- that should ensure the ability for everyone to survive, right? We don't want to deny the chance to survive, just the likelihood.
Let these shitheads run around with their televisions and their machine guns- what are they going to hurt, a house that has been flooded for days on end? Some shithead's brand new Lexus that is now UTTERLY USELESS?!?!?!? Who gives a shit- the only reason these weapons are being regarded with such fear is that the reporters and cops are now afraid to enter the area. Why would you want to be in that fucking area anyway? Let them kill each other off, blockade the entire city with Army or Marine guys (they have no problem standing around for weeks on end as long as they have a cantine and a possibility of killing somebody), and film the whole fucking thing and make a sweet profit off of it.
Gas prices are ridiculous? Well fuck them too! Guarantee a part of the profit be used to quell the rise in petroleum prices. I don't really give a shit about the refinery in New Orleans, they have a perfect chance to move that plant elsewhere while getting rid of some of the bayou residents who speak English as poorly as the French extend hospitality and kindnesses. Fucking gasoline, we can lower gas prices with this trusty little idea here. THINK ABOUT IT!
When cigarettes are cheaper (per pack) than gas is per gallon, something is terribly amiss. When people have sympathy for people who knowingly and willingly entered a lethal situation out of stupidity, and possibly subjected their families to it in the process... well, that's just insanity. Fuck the weak! Long live the survivors (what a redundant statement...)!!!
Below is the first picture that came up when I searched NSFW. How odd, America. How odd.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:25:03 EDT (#)
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reminds me of Iwo Jima
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-30 10:11:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-25 23:26:06 (#)
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Poor, sad, lonely, delusional child.
Why don't you spend some more time creating your fantasies about my actions and opinions, creating your own facts in the process. Find a new post, kid- you got boring a long time ago, and the only purpose you have been serving is to amuse me. Run along, find yourself another hero.
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So, so far we have--
1.) Offer an idiotic opinion regarding some bit of modern culture.
2.) Attach a picture of naked girls.
a.) Masturbate furiously to the pic.
3.) Martyr yourself when people tell you how badly you suck. Behave like a pompous ass in hopes someone thinks you're avant-garde.
4.) Crack a thesaurus. Pretend you're intellectual.
a.) Masturbate furiously to the three-sylable words.
5.) Try to change the subject.
6.) Try to change the subject (again).
a.) Masturbate furiously to the new subject.
7.) Create an alter just to give yourself a +1. Be sure NOT to change your syntax/grammar/spelling.
a.) Masturbate furiously to what the alter would look like, where it real and of the opposite/preferred gender.
8.) Say things like 'find a new post, kid' in the vague hopes of pretending you're not some zit-faced teenager.
a.) Masturbate furiously to the prospect of what it would be like to be 18+.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:38:32 EDT (#)
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Jesus cares
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-25 23:26:06 EDT (#)
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Poor, sad, lonely, delusional child.
Why don't you spend some more time creating your fantasies about my actions and opinions, creating your own facts in the process. Find a new post, kid- you got boring a long time ago, and the only purpose you have been serving is to amuse me. Run along, find yourself another hero.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:21:26 EDT (#)
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Gee, only ONE review written, and guess which review that was. Vicious... really dude, how retarded are you? Kudos on not giving yourself a +2, though. Way to show restraint.
Submitted by tttgraham (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:58:12 EDT (#)
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The obscentities I can do without, but the core message is rather funny. "Let's steal this 52" plasma television, swim 1 1/2 miles to get to dry land, walk 14 miles north, and see if we can't plug this bad boy in to watch a little tv. Best Buy will never miss this tv, and I am sure that we can find someone that will allow us to crash on their couch as long as we promise to let them watch our new plasma." It is all about the priorities of the people themselves, not the fact that the local, the state or even the federal government should provide a ride out of there. For those of you who do think it is the government's responsibility to escort them out of there in the face of an impending natural disaster, shut down your computer, stop posting blogs, turn off CNN and hook up the boat and trailer to your vehicle the next time a hurricane is heading inland and rescue some of those individuals or families yourself. Maybe then you will have a different perspective on whose responsibility it actually is to flee from a destructive force such as a hurricane.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:20:58 EDT (#)
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Why reinvent the blunt object?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:00:54 EDT (#)
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Repeater! Ooh, I know this game!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-09 11:29:24 EDT (#)
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>>Keep trying with the non-sequiturs. Eventually that monkey will type Hamlet.<<
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:24:40 EDT (#)
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That last thing? Movie quote. The rest?
All I can say is: sacrifice your mommy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:58:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, and when you're done, please tell me how >>hope you are not still sore from this last time I stick it in you, no?<< is even a sentence. Remedial english must not be your strong suit.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:56:07 EDT (#)
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Oh, and work. Culvers must be a bitch this time of year.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:55:17 EDT (#)
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Oh, and be sure to tell us more about band camp and where you put that trombone.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:01:29 (#)
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Your display of intelligence is staggering. I especially appreciate how, as soon as the topic of discussion turned to you, you decided to become petulant. I'm assuming 1987 is your year of birth. If that is the case, then your suggestions that I am a teenager are that much more hilarious.
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I was 10 in 1987, dumbass. You, on the other hand, were just a gleam in the garbage man's eye. Keep trying with the non-sequiturs. Eventually that monkey will type Hamlet.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:53:44 EDT (#)
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I hope you are not still sore from this last time I stick it in you, no?
Submitted by CheeseisFun (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:51:53 EDT (#)
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One by one, people seem to be raping you in the ass.
I think I'll butt in line, haHA don't mind the pun, but I'm about to make double stuff your middle name.
Tschuss, Weanus!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:01:29 EDT (#)
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Your display of intelligence is staggering. I especially appreciate how, as soon as the topic of discussion turned to you, you decided to become petulant. I'm assuming 1987 is your year of birth. If that is the case, then your suggestions that I am a teenager are that much more hilarious.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:13:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-07 13:58:06 EDT (#)
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Are you actually going to get back to saying stupid things like >>NONE OF YOU REALIZE MY BRILLIANCE! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE WITH THE BASTARDS IN LOUISIANA!<< so the rest of the kids can tease you, or are you too busy porking your cuz at band camp?..
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-07 03:57:19 EDT (#)
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Icarus,
You should come back to my posts some more. You haven't hit this one enough more.
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Do me a favor. I have been ridiculously busy lately, with the move, band drama, and work, not to mention some family things. My cousin lost her son last week, and some other things have been preventing my availability as well. If you IM me some of your work, though, I promise to look it over and rate it as soon as I get the chance. Sorry to be such a weenie, I've been neglecting this place lately.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-06 21:14:57 EDT (#)
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Hey vicious, you never check out my posts
did I pee in your cheerios or something?
Signed,
sad little boy
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-06 12:02:37 EDT (#)
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Gotta love this country.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-06 08:41:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-05 16:42:19 (#)
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Icarus, I was referring to your age. Way to basically call me emo, though, you couldn't be any farther from the truth if you tried.
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Hrm. To use your own words, >>WHY SHOULD I FUCKING CARE?!?<<
Your being a nauseating adolescent is a piss-poor excuse for your lack of talent, intelligence, or humility.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-05 16:42:19 EDT (#)
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Icarus, I was referring to your age. Way to basically call me emo, though, you couldn't be any farther from the truth if you tried.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-09-05 10:54:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-05 10:44:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-04 21:54:54 (#)
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That's an odd thing to be ashamed of, you know.
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Is this the part of the thread where you start flailing around at the keyboard spouting idiotic non sequiturs in the vague hopes of saying something that will come across as at least mildly clever?
Sort of a thousand-monkeys-at-a-thousand-typewriters kind of thing?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-05 01:24:30 EDT (#)
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Any time.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-05 01:16:46 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the support, Thorpe.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-04 22:13:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-04 21:54:54 EDT (#)
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That's an odd thing to be ashamed of, you know.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-04 19:28:45 EDT (#)
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Given your level of maturity, education, and naivety, I'd wager that I am twice your age minus two years.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-04 16:19:14 EDT (#)
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Tell me the truth, kid...
How old are you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-04 11:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:20:59 (#)
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Hey Icarus, you're turning me on. Can I take a dump on your chest? In your mouth, then? Awesome.
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Wow, you got a woody by something other than your own posts? Amazing! Must be some of those big words I used.
Penultimate
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Parabolic
That do anything for you, freak?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:25:31 EDT (#)
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Vicious, only you can write a post where the replies to it become longer rants than the post itself.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:39:11 EDT (#)
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"I pledge allegience to the butt-flag."
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:20:59 EDT (#)
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Hey Icarus, you're turning me on. Can I take a dump on your chest? In your mouth, then? Awesome.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:53:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:02:05 (#)
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>>OK, Icarus. Apparently the only product of "debating" with you is watching you grow increasingly verbose and nonsensical.<<
Verbose, eh? I think you've been reading the wrong end of the argument again.
Remember, it goes like this:
1. Pull head out of ass.
2. Reply.
>>You failed to actually disprove or even challenge most of the things I said, and decided instead to do a lot of namecalling.<<
Hmm. Guess if I would have said >>You insignificant, self-absorbed little twat.<< I coud go jack off to my own words... but only after searching google for pictures of small-chested girls anally stimulating other small-chested girls, of course. That way I'd be supafly.
>>I guess the bag of hammers is the only viable option<<
Well, you called it...
>>Only steers and queers come out of Texas, and you don't look like you got any horns on your head, boy<<
So you're saying you're gay? And from Texas? Sorry, from the midwest here. And taken.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:22:25 EDT (#)
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+2 hate and rant
-1 cause i disagree and don't like my fucking country looking like a 3rd world nation because of a natural disaster.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:02:05 EDT (#)
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OK, Icarus. Apparently the only product of "debating" with you is watching you grow increasingly verbose and nonsensical. So... if you need to believe it, tell yourself that you won. You failed to actually disprove or even challenge most of the things I said, and decided instead to do a lot of namecalling. My feelings are so damaged, and I hope you know that I will kill myself and everyone else around when I go. All because of you. Because you have finally impacted my life the way I impacted yours over the last couple of days. You insignificant, self-absorbed little twat. Go help the people of New Orleans yourself, by filling in as a rape victim.
And by the way, to answer your somewhat rhetorical statement, everyone who knows me knows that I don't take drugs. I guess the bag of hammers is the only viable option, since you only left two choices.
Only steers and queers come out of Texas, and you don't look like you got any horns on your head, boy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:04:20 EDT (#)
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The problem, Zack, is that as much as I didn't like whatever post it is that I can no longer remember, and as much as you and I may not agree on some things, I have to hand it to you that you're a very talented writer, and a genuinely cool human being. I honestly respect that.
If this person is anything like their online persona, I think we should start a charity for any real-life person who has to deal with them on a regular basis. Can you imagine being this guy's brother? father? math teacher? "Numbers are invisible concepts, so how would one such as myself benefit from learning about them? See how I have destroyed your own illogic?" I really hope that Vicious is a teenager, and that he will eventually fall out of love with the sound of his own keystrokes.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:03:45 EDT (#)
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ha, I love it when icarus gets pissed off. he's like the brilliant but angry uncle you could never satisfy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:48:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:16:08 (#)
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But if wind is invisible, how can it be long?
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You're either on drugs or dumber than a bag of hammers.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:45:18 EDT (#)
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Again, Icarus, since you appear to only read what you want to see, and not what is actually there, I will repeat myself, hoping that forceful repetition will beat into your skull what straight logic has no hope of accomplishing.
So, in other (shorter) words, you want to use your Thesaurus to extend the size of your penis.
Want to talk logic? Put the Thesaurus down and pick up a dictionary for a second. Scan A for "ad hominem". Read it two or three times, and you'll see why everything you've said here, and pretty much anywhere else, is "illogical".
Time to put on some underoos there, emperor.
The posts that you linked were on one particular side of the issue (that issue being the opinion of what should be done/is being done in New Orleans). None of them, however, comes anywhere near being the same approach as mine.
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Right. Because "Who gives a flying fuck about the people of New Orleans? (NSFW)" is entirely different from "FUCK New Orleans, and FUCK YOU. " or "FUCK New Orleans right in it's waterlogged ass." I mean... the word "fuck" is in an entirely different place, 'fuck' was modified by an adjective (flying) AND there's a photo of some small-chested girls saluting a flag shoved up another small-chested girl's asshole.
Wow. I don't see how I could have missed that one.
If you don't like it? I don't give a shit. Rate me negatively as much as you want- all you are doing is giving me the same heat that you are bitching at me for supposedly seeking.
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If you see someone doing something stupid, do you want to keep it for yourself, or share it with your entire community?
Your opinion that this lacked creativity has been shown inaccurate, due to one thing: it had elements that other posts did not have.
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Wow, now you can parrot my posts! Want a cracker?
I did not even focus on the stupidity of the people of New Orleans for the whole post,
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No. You also said they should have "moved the refineries". There's logic for you.
Let's be honest: you're berating my post because you have a personal problem with me. Obviously, that problem is that you think that I am a pretentious prick.
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I don't think that's a particularly personal problem. Anyone who read your lengthy, egocentric responses would think you're a pretentious cunt.
Tell me something else- when did I say this post was satire?
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:29:19 (#)
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[. . .] from a sarcastic post labeled NSFW is not really a good idea. I hope your unwarranted commented makes you feel better.
I'm enjoying the placement of words into my mouth, it's like a day at the proctologist.
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If the proctologist puts things in your mouth, you have serious physiological issues. Look, a six-syllable word and I didn't even have to pull out my Thesaurus!
Why do you all insist on accusing me of saying something I never said? This is no satire! I do think these people are dipshits!
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Because.... what, they live near the water? They evacuated as ordered and are STILL not being given food, water or medical attention? Because there were people too sick to leave the hospital?
Despite the more useful value of the news, the masses will choose Survivor any day.
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And you're so much smarter than the ignorant masses because... the word "fuck" is in an entirely different place, 'fuck' was modified by an adjective (flying), AND there's a photo of some small-chested girls saluting a flag shoved up another small-chested girl's asshole. Wow, dude, you are totally iconoclastic! Look! Another five-syllable word! W00t!
Why? Because it is entertaining, and considerably less threatening to their lifestyle. Fuck truth, America, we want to play grabass some more!
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When did I even mention the media, you arrogant pile of fuckmeat? Seriously, do you post just to watch the pretty words fly from your fingers? Do you masturbate to yourself after you hit the 'submit' button?
Oh, I now see that the only thing that you are judging the "originality" factor on is the title. That's right, because most instances you should judge the body of work simply by title.
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Because the body of your work was on par with Dickens, Chaucer, even Moses and Lao Tzu! See, that's sarcasm. There was nothing original, intelligent, or thought-provoking about your posts, moron. You are not an artist, or a writer. You are some obnoxious juvenile with too much time on his hands.
What a schmuck you are proving yourself to be. I, for one, have never seen the picture I posted before,
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Uh, so it just sprang randomly from your hard drive on to Ubersite?
as I noted, it was the first thing to show up as NSFW.
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Probably because your performed the search right after you posted the item, and entries are listed in chronological order. Dumbass.
I found it interesting that the highest rated NSFW item [. . .] I'm not Zakalwe, posting nude [. . .] comparison [. . .] you're just inaccurate. [. . .] how punctuation works [. . .] while listening to you criticize something you obviously know nothing about?
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To save on space, I'm going to refer you to my previous response re: wordiness and masturbation.
Finally, the only opinion that seems to be lowered is yours, and that's because I just smashed everything you tried to say. Enjoy the attempt to retort. You'll fail miserably once again, I'm sure.
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I think you've answered your question from the post: "WHY SHOULD I FUCKING CARE?"
You shouldn't. Louisiana doesn't want you. Just imagine if you actually took a speaking role in the relief effort. You might start a sentence now and not be finished by the time the French Quarter is rebuilt.
The question you should ask is "HOW DO I COME OFF AS A PRETENTIOUS CUNT." Your response would have answered that one too.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:52:23 EDT (#)
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That picture is so very wrong, yet so amusing.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:43:38 EDT (#)
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Yes. It is National Hug-A-Panda Day.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:21:00 EDT (#)
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...that didn't make a lot of sense, but have a plus two for not writing an arcane and epic rebuttal. forcing myself to read that last one was quite a struggle, I have to say.
lighten up.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:16:08 EDT (#)
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But if wind is invisible, how can it be long?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-02 20:11:07 EDT (#)
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hey, I don't hate you because you are a pretentious prick!
I hate you because you are a long-winded bore!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 19:31:31 EDT (#)
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Again, Icarus, since you appear to only read what you want to see, and not what is actually there, I will repeat myself, hoping that forceful repetition will beat into your skull what straight logic has no hope of accomplishing.
The posts that you linked were on one particular side of the issue (that issue being the opinion of what should be done/is being done in New Orleans). None of them, however, comes anywhere near being the same approach as mine. I don't know how else I can accentuate this for you, but nobody approached this the same way that I did. If you don't like it? I don't give a shit. Rate me negatively as much as you want- all you are doing is giving me the same heat that you are bitching at me for supposedly seeking.
Your opinion that this lacked creativity has been shown inaccurate, due to one thing: it had elements that other posts did not have. I did not even focus on the stupidity of the people of New Orleans for the whole post, as the others that you linked did, and yet you lump me into the same category as them. I don't see you camping their posts and bitching either, even though they had more of a focused aggression to the morons trapped there right now. Let's be honest: you're berating my post because you have a personal problem with me. Obviously, that problem is that you think that I am a pretentious prick. Don't get pissy at me just because you can't spell shit properly, and your ability to express an accurate thought is beyond you.
Tell me something else- when did I say this post was satire? I'm enjoying the placement of words into my mouth, it's like a day at the proctologist. Why do you all insist on accusing me of saying something I never said? This is no satire! I do think these people are dipshits! The television idea was sarcasm, and I expressed already the reason behind it. In case you missed that part, it was that people are more likely to choose an education on a topic if it is presented by the media as entertaining. Does that make sense to you? Can you grasp the idea that people like Survivor more than they like the news? Despite the more useful value of the news, the masses will choose Survivor any day. Why? Because it is entertaining, and considerably less threatening to their lifestyle. Fuck truth, America, we want to play grabass some more!
Oh, I now see that the only thing that you are judging the "originality" factor on is the title. That's right, because most instances you should judge the body of work simply by title. What a schmuck you are proving yourself to be. I, for one, have never seen the picture I posted before, and as I noted, it was the first thing to show up as NSFW. I found it interesting that the highest rated NSFW item was associated with the American flag, so I posted it. How often do I post random images of naked women? That's correct, this would be the first time. I'm not Zakalwe, posting nude images all the time like he used to do, so don't even try to make the comparison, because you're just inaccurate.
When a whole post is in caps, that's obnoxious. When a few spots within the post are all caps, that expresses emphasis. Do you understand how punctuation works? If so, why are you even commenting on it here? How many times do I have to watch you call my actions something other than they are, while listening to you criticize something you obviously know nothing about?
Hopefully, you at least see the comic value of you telling me it takes less effort to shut up. How many times have you come to my post now to whine?
Finally, the only opinion that seems to be lowered is yours, and that's because I just smashed everything you tried to say. Enjoy the attempt to retort. You'll fail miserably once again, I'm sure.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-02 19:18:18 EDT (#)
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Fuck em riffs. Fuck em in the bunghole!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:31:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 16:35:48 (#)
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Interesting perspectives.
Apparently, once someone throws in their two cents on one side of the story, nobody should ever again remark upon the topic, or express their opinion. What's that you say? Ubersite is all about opinion? Oh, well I'm a bit confused by it all, because most of the negative replies have been about my lack of originality.
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You're right about one thing; Ubersite is all about opinion. My opinion is that this post lacked originality, creativity, talent, or thought. I registered this opinion by giving you the lowest ranking available to me at the tie and telling you you're a dumbass. While unoriginal, my rating was sincere, unlike the little rant you tried to pass off as "satire".
Show me the post that expressed the same idea in the same vein that I did, including all of the same ideas, and I'll eat my own words. Until then- why do you continue to make such ignorant statements?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74202
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74435
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74318
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74134
Take any of those, raise the level of pretention, lower the level of coherence, conjugate the word 'fuck' a little differently, and you have "Who gives a flying fuck about the people of New Orleans? (NSFW)"
Oh, and don't forget to put things in caps and add a picture of some naked girls. Nobody's ever thought of doing that on the internet.
It is even less original to stack comments about lack of originality than it is to create a post that someone already created previously, with slight deviation from the original.
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And it takes even LESS effort to shut the fuck up. I'd reccomend you take that course and stop plying for attention.
Challenge me. I will destroy your illogic.
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The only thing you are destroying is people's opinion of you. And it wasn't that high to begin with.
Once again: shut up you pretentious anal bandit.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 16:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting perspectives.
Apparently, once someone throws in their two cents on one side of the story, nobody should ever again remark upon the topic, or express their opinion. What's that you say? Ubersite is all about opinion? Oh, well I'm a bit confused by it all, because most of the negative replies have been about my lack of originality. Show me the post that expressed the same idea in the same vein that I did, including all of the same ideas, and I'll eat my own words. Until then- why do you continue to make such ignorant statements?
It is even less original to stack comments about lack of originality than it is to create a post that someone already created previously, with slight deviation from the original. And I didn't even rip anybody's post off.
Challenge me. I will destroy your illogic.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-02 16:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
naked Marines are hawt!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUNNIEST PORN EVER
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suck it off.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:29:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems as though, in the midst of your thickened ignorance, you were unable to realize a simple concept:
Expecting something educational and drastically new from a sarcastic post labeled NSFW is not really a good idea. I hope your unwarranted commented makes you feel better.
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Wow, I didn't even read this.
"I may have advocated filming the violent death of innocent people. I may have said that they should have had the foresight to move a mother fucking REFINERY just so I can have lower gas prices. I may be a necrotic walrus herpes sore, but I meant it all in satire! Now feel guilty for rating me badly!"
I wish I could give you a -4, you fucking crybaby. It wasn't satire. It wasn't sarcastic. It was one part stupidity and another part "look what I can do!" Do you know what satire is? It's that slow news day they ever find your bloated corpse floating face up in a river of sewage. I'll be sure to burn DVD's, and sell them on uber for $15 a pop (have to offset those high gas prices.)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, what a unique and original idea for a post! Plus-motherfucking-two for sheer ingenuity!
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Angry Kansan!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Regardless of what you may think of america,
regardless of what you may think of the decisions it's people make,
regardless of whatever shite excuse you have for making such senseless and cheap attempts at being sardonic;
"thousands of people" is still a great deal of souls to have been lost.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should, you fat fuckwad.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-09-02 09:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree. The people I see on TV and in the paper look like animals to me. Reminds me of War of The Worlds when people went ape-shit. Now I hear women are getting raped and people beaten. Jesus Christ! They lose thier city and the next day these dirty niggers are thinking about fucking! Fuck them and thier nappy hair.
LOVE THE PIC - God bless America!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-02 08:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-02 06:38:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a message here from 'Yesterday', says he called because you missed and appointment with him for creating an original post, or something.
Make of it what you will.
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-09-02 06:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm.. Interesting angle. I live in Florida on a barrier island. If a hurricane came and wiped out my house and made me live on the roof. It is my fault. I had plenty of time to leave. I chose to live here. At the very least I could live elsewhere during hurricane season.
I should prepare to save myself and not depend on others. This is all about personal responsibility to me. It is a tragedy. But one whos devastation could have been drastically reduced. Either by people policing themselves and not moving into a hazardous area or the govt. by not allowing us to build there. Personally, I would rather police myself. But heck, I could be a statistic soon too. But it would be my own fault. I'm just as dumb as they were, I haven't evacuated when told too either.
oh yeah. All looters get shot.unless they are out of food or water.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-02 06:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a message here from 'Yesterday', says he called because you missed and appointment with him for creating an original post, or something.
Make of it what you will.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-09-02 06:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does anyone realise if you split water, it makes hydrogen and oxygen,
and if you burn the hydrogen and oxygen in an engine,
it makes water which you can split to make hydrogen and oxygen.........
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 05:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
$6.07:
Current price of gasoline in Georgia.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that if New orleans had been warned that a nuclear bomb would be detonated in 48 hours, the city would be 99% empty, and well in time.
That was one fucked up storm, that's for sure.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, Rad, I am referring to human perception- no, make that American perception. The way this fiasco is handled is directly derivative of how it is viewed.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YUCK
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fact:
The masses will not care or empathize unless the situation relates to them directly, or it is delivered in an entertainment format.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heard it a million times before.
I liked the picture though.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy sweet mother of god ... you and i think the SAME FUCKIN WAY !!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad, I've still got some of your spunk left over from the other night if you want a loaner?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-02 04:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ejaculated all my spunk on razor the other day.
I'm all tapped out.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anger and lashing out on people randomly who you would never respond to in an even remotely similar fashion is highly underrated on this website, and doesn't happen nearly enough.
Fuck with me, bitches! Defend the civil rights of the shitbrains in Louisiana! Where's your fucking spunk?
No, not THAT kind of spunk... you people are disturbed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
from the looks of things, any brilliance you have is destined to go unrealised.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NONE OF YOU REALIZE MY BRILLIANCE!
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE WITH THE BASTARDS IN LOUISIANA!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is supposed to be satire then it's really shit.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the filename
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gah! Why on earth would anyone want to see a flag on a stick shoved up some girl?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems as though, in the midst of your thickened ignorance, you were unable to realize a simple concept:
Expecting something educational and drastically new from a sarcastic post labeled NSFW is not really a good idea. I hope your unwarranted commented makes you feel better.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-02 03:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a typical sentiment.
Humanity just called--you've been kicked out of the club.