Awesome Johnson presents: a collection of random crap that's sure to get you two minutes closer to happy hour. (1092 hits)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-09-02 10:45:02 EDT
You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-02 12:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-02 12:20:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 99% sure I have the same phone. Is it a Meridian?
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Yes sir.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:03:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
If that's the way this party's gonna be, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
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Had to make sure you knew how funny that was.
I spit water all over my desk.
Fucker
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-02 22:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...And the only prescription is more cowbell!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:21:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
In the Family Guy movie that hasn't actually been released yet and that I certainly was not loaned a copy of, Lionel uses the Sword of Omens to look at Cheetara going to the bathroom.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by mark_skid (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for Genessee beer - when I was a student in Rochester I bought a 12-pack for $1.99 because it was cheaper than bottled water
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-02 14:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Angry Kansan!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was the sheriff...wasn't it?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:41:38 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:41:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:38:41 EDT (#)
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One day you're going to look back on this and wish you had gone with more cowbell.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In the Family Guy movie that hasn't actually been released yet and that I certainly was not loaned a copy of, Lionel uses the Sword of Omens to look at Cheetara going to the bathroom.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep. random and crap
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-02 12:04:28 EDT (#)
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Captain Crunch's CAMELTOE?!?
What's wrong with you?!
:-p
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-02 11:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:56:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
JAAAAEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRB!
Submitted by glasscock (user info) at 2005-09-02 11:20:25 EDT (#)
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SHAMPOO IS BETTER IT GOES ON FIRST AND CLEANS THE HAIR
CONDITIONER IS BETTER I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTH
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-02 11:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE COWBELL!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-02 11:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know 99/100 times I would have looked something like that up!
i respect you calling me on that.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-02 11:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Billy Madison + Monster Squad + Cowbell = My long lost brother?
+2
By the way: Sneakers reference is wrong, cumstain.
COOTYS RAT SEMEN not sticky rat semen
COOTYS RAT SEMEN = TOO MANY SECRETS (good flick)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JAAAAEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRB!
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh good god...
"I'm gonna spread my 'freedom' all over your face tonight..."
if that's not the most genius thing I've ever seen, then I don't know what is!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatest dunk ever, indeed.
Figures the guy Vince dunked over (Frederic Weis) was a Knicks draft pick. He's never been here.
Fucking French bastard.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More like Bor-a-fill.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, but it only got me minute closer to happy hour.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sauron's eye looks like a burning bajiner.
what>?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember one episode of thundercats where shnarf hid in Cheetara's wardrobe and all there was in there was several identical leotards and sticks.... i laughed till I shat.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-02 10:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not sure to be honest...not bad