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Submitted by <m0ke34> (View user info) at 2005-09-02 15:09:06 EDT
I wanna go crazy tonight. Nuts. Like fake-bake Oreida skywalker cocaine gland with a cd-changing revolver pressed to my achilles nuts. How do I get to city of fraternal affection ASAP? I need to be there so I can act upon my desire to go finger fuckin on the front porch with an eyeball full of mouthwash crazy. I wanna go taking-candy-from-strangers nuts. Mainlining marijuana brownies with the staff of Audrey Clair while chewing shitake infused paint chips nuts. Gold teeth crowd surfing on the top of an SUV with a jar full of pickles velcroed to my shin guards nuts. Get me there. Come get me. Peel the rind off this banana and let slip the dogs of slimfast. I've got the need for mead and I aint talkin bout no trapper keeper. so take me to the river and baptize me NOW. I'll bring the screwdrivers you bring the backpack...we're gonna make tonight tomorrow morning. I'll be nursing Miller Lite with my photographic nosebleed as the lepers sing my praises..tonight....TONIGHT IS MY NIGHT.
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, like, totallly fer sure far out maaaaaan.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOY UN PERDEDOR
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm right there with ya, brother
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-02 15:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
~~~I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me~~~
GO CRAZY WITH THE CHEEZ-WHIZ