Chinaski experiences an orgy! (975 hits)
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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2005-09-03 00:45:43 EDT
Oh, Lord. It happened again.
I went down to Santa Cruz, California- a beautiful town in which to hang and chill (those are "young person" terms, if they aren't familiar to you) in for a bit...
Anyway, I hitch-hiked down the coast and arrived in the afternoon. It was a gorgeous day. I stared for a while up at the expanse- smirkingly tracing the striking swirls of white-chocolate clouds, as they smeared with affection the electric blue roof of the sky.
I was smirking because it feels good to appreciate deeply. It's good to smirk secretly to yourself- you should do it often.
I found myself, after a brief walk, at my old house. It's a great house, built a couple decades ago, by the landlord himself. Large, interesting architecture, with lost of Buddhist-style decor and hardwood floors/ceilings. I went inside and saw some old housemates. Hugs were exchanged. A little bodily fluid exchange might have transpired. (It didn't).
Then I reclined and tooled on the house guitar for a bit. Suddenly, the unexpected happened.
"Chinaski!!"
Darfad Rhey came down the stairs.
"I thought I heard your voice!" He sported his usual infectious grin. The man was very cheerful and has an unsurpassed friendly nature. He also sported a pair of small golden circular pirate earrings, as well as longish brown hair, hanging lankly about his face. His face pouted outwards, like a Neanderthal's, and his prominent jutting jaw enhanced the outwards bulge of his big, finely shaped, somewhat off-white teeth. His grin broadened as I doodled an entrance song for him. He came up and I stood, and he hugged me. His method of hugging involves reaching one arm around, and forcefully pressing two fingers into a pressure point on the back. No, it wasn't my anus...
I smiled and congenially greeted him. But, rather immediately, my attention was drawn to something far more fascinating than the distinct possibility that Darfad was a homosexual.
Gliding down the stairs was a surprisingly erotic vision of beauty- a, I first thought, only moderately attractive girl. She was dressed in voluminous robes and swirling Indian-motif skirts. She wore a funny green pointy "adventure hat", as she called it. Her earrings were adorned with several attractive earrings; her hair was cut short in the front, looking odd, but thick and voluptuous in the back. Her skin was very nicely, fully tanned, and she had an enticing smile. I noted at once that she had nice, full, 36B or C breasts, because that's something I always do right away. I love breasts! Especially larger ones. Mmm, fuck yeah...
But do go on, man! Your bulging erection is distracting.
Sorry.
Anyway, her name was... let's say... Tunisia. Close enuff. We shook hands; that's what I do when I meet a girl usually. A nice medium-firm handshake which says, "Yes, you SHOULD want to fuck me; hell, just feel this handshake!"
And I did a devious, creepy thing. It was something I'd read about in Theodore Sturgeon's great novel, "More Than Human". As I stared in her eyes, I projected thoughts at her- they were, to whit:
"You and I are going to make it. You and I are going to make it."
Now, if you doubt the power of that working, you have something to learn, my friend. Yes, devious it may be, but fuck- if you want to get laid; you ought to actually get laid, right, dorkus? Right.
She seemed interested! Don't ask me how I knew; I just did. Sometimes you can just feel that shit. That little electric spark. Well, the good news was I didn't immediately pop a boner- believe me, that tends to happen off and on.
Darfad was yammering on; Tunisia and I looked at each other and spoke a bit. Good, intriguing conversation; I learned she had lived in the woods for three years in a hut she built herself. It was very interesting. She made her own clothes, etc., etc...
So we decided, Darfad and I, to go to a mansion and practice a meditation we do. It's quite a cult- Art of Living. Have you heard of it? Cultish as fuck. But I divulge too much. No, just kidding. Divulging the name to the uninitiated is ok... just barely.
I'm not a part of the cult segment. But I do very much enjoy the benefits I get from the controlled breathing and stretching- very pure mind states, vivid, and often lucid dreams, happiness, and an amazing level of detoxification. It's really something. Too bad it gets so cultish. They follow a "guru" and shit like that...
We went to the mansion- and there was nobody there! Huh.
"Well," suggested Darfad, "Have you been to Kevah?"
Kevah is a spa/sauna deal in town. It's a converted Victorian-style home that opens up into a huge, manicured backyard with hot tubs, a cold plunge, massage tables, nice lawns, tea, and a sauna.
"No, but I'd love to go!" I said. Fuck yeah! It's usually 20 bucks to get in there! Darfad does massage there; he could get me in for free. Us in for free, that is.
We arrived and walked in, shot the shit with the receptionist for a bit, and then moseyed into the changing room. You get naked and put your clothes in a locker. It's a naked coed situation.
We went outside and straight to the sauna. God, saunas are fucking awesome.
And who should be sitting in there but Tunisia, naked!
Now let me reiterate. I know I said she had a nice body. But that was what I thought when she was draped under yards of cloth.
Naked, it became obvious that she had an AMAZING body! Fuck! Perfect tits! How rare. And steely amethyst eyes. Good lord. This was going to be hard- not to be publicly hard, I mean.
So we smiled at each other- man, I am suave- I didn't even belch or drool or ejaculate. In reality, that is.
We sat in there for a good half-hour. Then cold plunged. Then went back in. It felt GREAT.
Then Darfad wanted to leave. Hmm, I thought.
I walked up to Tunisia.
"Why don't you come over, I'm going to make a roasted tomato soup?" I offered.
"I only eat raw food in the summer..." Bummer! "But I'd love to come over anyway!"
Score!
We packed up and left, thanking the kind receptionist.
Once back at the house we ate raw tomatoes. Then we went and skinny dipped in the ocean. That was very nice.
We came back. I decided to suggest a group bath in the house's huge beautiful tiled bathtub.
Incidentally, by this time, the landlord's 40-year-old wife was with us. She had skinny dipped with us. She is NOT bad looking for her age; and also incidentally, is constantly horny and sexual. She'd obviously wanted to fuck me before. Now she had her husband were "together but not". She'd fucked some younger guys already that summer.
"I think I'd better sit this out," Darfad told me confidentially. "I have some phone calls to make."
That was the best! Me, two women, and no homos.
So we drew the bath (that's a great phrase, eh?). Ye Gods! Tunisia was naked again!
She and I and the landlady... umm... Virginia... got in the bath.
Immediately I popped a raging, swollen boner. Quite larger than it normally is when I'm pleasuring myself to empty, vacuous porn, which I don't do often at all anymore- maybe twice a week, if that. Unlike many of you, you poor, dick-abusing, chi-spending bastards.
I was reclining on Virginia while she and Tunisia massaged me... for an hour! Now, if you've experienced pure, incredible ecstasy before, you may know what this was like. Otherwise, you don't.
At one point I sort-of apologized for my boner. They giggled and laughed. Virginia put my hands on her breasts and Tunisia grabbed my cock. As I rubbed and kneaded those strange, lumpy tits, and my cock was stroked, I reflected on just how- fucking- awesome- this was. Yes, this is a true story. Yes, I was in heaven. If I'd known it was like this; I would have martyred myself for Allah years ago.
It went on for a bit. I sank my fingers in and around two vaginas, tongued and licked them, came close to bareback fucking (but didn't) - and enjoyed sexual paradise.
Eventually we exited the bath. Tunisia and I went out to sunbathe on the deck, by the old psychotropic beings. Hawks floated ten feet above us for a few minutes. A dove came and landed on the plant's container, not five feet from us, and cooed. I looked at Tunisia-in-the-nude. Her hair was swept back from her golden forehead. Her face looked perfect. Her eyes were shining and glimmering like a charm. Oh my god... Do I always do this? Could it be happening already?
Not wanting it to, I went for her breasts. I was rolling pomegranate seeds around in my mouth; on my tongue and lips. My eyes closed themselves.
Then my flat stomach came to rest against her own and I sank, slow and deep, deeply, a hot, lost and found syrup daydream...
It was a hot wind of unending flight.
It blew out and grew dark. We were late for something. Sleep came...
We parted ways, deciding to see each other again.
Now I'm here; that was last week.
My god, but life is beginning to get really... fucking... good.
Thanks for reading.
User Reviews
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 because your name is chinaski and that is grand.
+1 because it was good.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-05 07:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
burn your bongos and learn to hate more.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and go to Stagnaro for fishie
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 20:32:59 (#)
Ranking: -1
less talky, more writey fictiony
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4 makey me laughy 2 nitey
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
".........and then I woke up. My pillow was torn in half and my monkey was on fire."
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:32:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wacking off three times, alone, in one night hardly constitutes an orgy, assplug.
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Lol... I just can't get enough of your hilarious self-projection. You've already admitted time and time again to being a chronic masturbator... why come on my post (no pun intended) and let me know about your "orgy"? I'm not interested, Mr. Dysfunctional Jack-off Addict.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like most people, and there are times I don't want to like you. The problem is that you are honestly a very talented writer, and an amusing and eccentric individual. Both admirable traits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wacking off three times, alone, in one night hardly constitutes an orgy, assplug.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 05:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
saucy
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-09-03 05:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
rad
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn dirty sexually deviant hippies.
you'll never see me doing shit like that.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what would be really hot?
Paprika anal lube
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
close, you stupid prick.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure fiction. Women aren't allowed at your orgies...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56581
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sc is phenomenal, and the girls there are stunning
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-09-03 00:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you had a yummy time, good for you!
+2 for liking Santa Cruz as much as I do. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Santa Cruz. I fell in love with the place after 5 minutes.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 00:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mastershake: House Negroid strikes... now.