Fuck the Anti-Americanism (942 hits)
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Submitted by <m0ke34> (View user info) at 2005-09-03 01:28:40 EDT
Enough. Where in the fuck do all of you American hating douche bags get off ripping the US for every single thing that we do? We aren't so bad. Could you ask for a better Superpower? Do you think if China had the capability that the US has you would have the legal ability to blast it the way that you demonize the US? Do you think your pathetic 12 percent unemployment countries deserve the same voice that the US has earned? Who polices the world? The fucking UN? NO. Those asshole sat back with Billy Bob Clinton in the Nineties and watched genocide after genocide occur (see Rwanda, Somalia, Bosnia.....). It must be so easy to sit back and blast in anonymity while your countries can barely take care of themselves. The French and Germans (I have german heritage and wish badly badly badly that I didn't, those fucking scheizer eating snatches) have taken a laisez- or however the fuck you spell it in that dying academic language- faire policy towards the world and are trying to play nice guy in international politics. The hypocrisy of this is astonding. What country made headlines by outlawing turbans in their public schools???? Oh....France. Should I even begin on the German's historical intolerance of anyone non-aryan? So, I don't want to hear how insensitive the US is being from any of you spineless US-hating assholes. Your countries....and...if you're from Australia...I don't want to hear your shit until you get your little "indigenous" problem figured out....have their own issues to deal with. Oh....and thanks for the aid pledges for New Orleans. World....you are a colony of ungrateful teenage daughters. (save the Brits.)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-09 10:41:27 EST (#)
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haha, i see where you're coming from now
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:36:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:40:08 (#)
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:20:08 (#)
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Could you ask for a better Superpower?
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Yes
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:19:34 EDT (#)
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yes, fuck it with yout turgid, star-spangled cock...
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-05 07:40:53 EDT (#)
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I agree the UN is an immpotent embarrasment.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:21:04 EDT (#)
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The US is a declining super-power. You can't even save your own population. You're all fucked. Hahahahahaha.....
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:19:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:09:52 (#)
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Who polices the world? The fucking UN? NO. Those asshole sat back with Billy Bob Clinton in the Nineties and watched genocide after genocide occur (see Rwanda, Somalia, Bosnia.....).
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Yeah, and there's absolutely 0 genocide now that GW is in office.
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Wait, let me rephrase that so it's a little more true.
There's absolutely 0 genocide in countries that have oil and other interests to this administration now that GW is in office.
Also, I agree with Sacrilicious, reading puts the FUN in fundamental. You should really try it some time. And no, reading the ticker on Fox News doesn't count.
(Disclaimer: I in no way associate myself with either the Liberals or Conservatives, I belong to the "We Hate Asshats" party)
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:17:38 EDT (#)
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grow up
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:09:52 EDT (#)
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Who polices the world? The fucking UN? NO. Those asshole sat back with Billy Bob Clinton in the Nineties and watched genocide after genocide occur (see Rwanda, Somalia, Bosnia.....).
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Yeah, and there's absolutely 0 genocide now that GW is in office.
Oh, wait...
-2 for your dumb ass, but +1 (in case you're too stupid to do math with negative numbers, that equals -1) for the main, very general point. America has its shortcomings, and they are on a much bigger scale than other countries, but we're also a much bigger country. I especially hate when people bring up how much America sucks when it has nothing to do with the conversation at hand.
"Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"You know, the war in Iraq is illegal and Bush blows dogs for quarters!"
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-05 00:07:39 EDT (#)
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Aww, the poor little American. "We're a superpower, so you're not allowed to pay us out even though we hang shit on every other country"
I reckon you are the kind of guy that would fuck another guy in the ass and not have the common decency to give him a reach-around...
-2DIE
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-04 23:54:29 EDT (#)
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"(I have german heritage and wish badly badly badly that I didn't, those fucking scheizer eating snatches)"
Suck my Prussian cock, faggot.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-09-04 23:53:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-09-04 23:49:00 EDT (#)
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:'-(
Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:11:44 EDT (#)
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Tell it to the chink that will parachute in to your living room,cut yor dick and put it in your wife's bullet hole covered face.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:53:49 EDT (#)
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Even an anti-american could write a better anti-anti-american rant than this.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:24:38 EDT (#)
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Anti-American people are idiots. They bitch behind computer screens the masterbate to thier own patheticness. Go to hell!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-03 16:35:16 EDT (#)
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-2
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:52:38 EDT (#)
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Early one morning, just as the sun was rising
I heard a maid sing in the valley below
"Oh don't deceive me, Oh never leave me,
How could you use, a poor maiden so?"
Remember the vows that you made to me truly
Remember how tenderly you nestled close to me
Gay is the garland, fresh are the roses
I've culled from the garden to bind over thee.
Here I now wander alone as I wonder
Why did you leave me to sigh and complain
I ask of the roses, why should I be forsaken,
Why must I here in sorrow remain?
Through yonder grove, by the spring that is running
There you and I have so merrily played,
Kissing and courting and gently sporting
Oh, my innocent heart you've betrayed
How could you slight so a pretty girl who loves you
A pretty girl who loves you so dearly and warm?
Though love's folly is surely but a fancy,
Still it should prove to me sweeter than your scorn.
Soon you will meet with another pretty maiden
Some pretty maiden, you'll court her for a while;
Thus ever ranging, turning and changing
Always seeking for a girl that is new.
Thus sang the maiden, her sorrows bewailing
Thus sang the poor maid in the valley below
"Oh don't deceive me, Oh never leave me,
How could you use, a poor maiden so?"
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:40:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:20:08 (#)
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Could you ask for a better Superpower?
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Yes
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:18:37 EDT (#)
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das ist un brilliant piece, jah.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-03 06:21:19 EDT (#)
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All I have to say is Elvis fucking Presley. None of your lives would be the same without him. You brits would be listening to heels clicking to the sound of pan flutes.
America:1
Mud People:0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-03 06:09:44 EDT (#)
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'your Indigenous problem sorted out'
Yeah, thanks a lot, fuckwit.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 05:55:31 EDT (#)
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super. more hurricane posts please.
pop pop pop
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-03 05:41:40 EDT (#)
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You must be proud of america...
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:22:59 EDT (#)
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New Zealand has the lowest unemployement in the OCD, and we say, America sucks, some Americans are ok though.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-03 03:23:02 EDT (#)
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America hating fags should go to the Player Haters Ball.
miss you Dave :(
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-09-03 03:13:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-03 03:08:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:50:47 EDT (#)
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Thank you
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:26:30 EDT (#)
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I just noticed this part...getting 'your Indigenous problem sorted out'.
Hilarious.
I guess the US is finished wiping out their Natives?
No?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:25:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:20:12 EDT (#)
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Mastershake is probably one of those idiot savants.
Or just seriously screwed up from having his dad crawl into bed with him.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:20:08 EDT (#)
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Could you ask for a better Superpower?
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Yes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:16:36 EDT (#)
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Shitfuck- you should use caution, this guy is a master of the English language, not just cartoons.
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 00:09:09 (#)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Jesus christ, you're fucking STUPID. -2die.
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Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-02 23:17:21 (#)
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Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-02 17:30:20 (#)
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See?
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:13:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:07:29 (#)
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haha. shitfuck's ideas are fucking shit. lovely. carry on shitfuck. you're full of fucking shit.
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Maybe mastershake was speaking to you?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:06:07 (#)
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I think you would have to have a grasp of geography before you start drawing maps, you dim witted fucking bitch.
Stick to stringing two curse words together, it's the depth of your intelligence.
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Just a shot in the dark--
Can you see any I-RON-EE in that reply?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:09:33 EDT (#)
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That's the best you have?
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:07:29 EDT (#)
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haha. shitfuck's ideas are fucking shit. lovely. carry on shitfuck. you're full of fucking shit.
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:06:07 EDT (#)
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I think you would have to have a grasp of geography before you start drawing maps, you dim witted fucking bitch.
Stick to stringing two curse words together, it's the depth of your intelligence.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:05:48 EDT (#)
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Well--
Head south, find a gun...
And then help yourself to a shotgun round to the face.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:03:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:02:56 (#)
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In the past I've noticed distinct comunication problems when I speak to retards.
And the deaf.
Do you need me to draw you a map little man?
yes. you do. go ahead.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 02:02:56 EDT (#)
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In the past I've noticed distinct comunication problems when I speak to retards.
And the deaf.
Do you need me to draw you a map little man?
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:58:26 EDT (#)
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shitfuck...your word choice is absolutely electric. How am I to reply to such a combination that says nothing?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:52:56 EDT (#)
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'Oh....and thanks for the aid pledges for New Orleans. World....you are a colony of ungrateful teenage daughters.'
Have you read the news? Or Uber, even? Over 40 countries have offered aid. Reading is fundamental.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:52:45 EDT (#)
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I'm waiting here for a reply--I guess you're on dictionary.com or something trying to figure out exactly what the fuck I just said?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:45:43 EDT (#)
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You're wrong yet again my impulsive friend--I was blinded by your ptolemic diatribe and disasterous grammar.
Congrats on voting for bush--you just keep holding on to that idea that he's a great man when the ship goes down--I'm just happy that he's taking people like you down with him.
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:45:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:35:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:33:00 (#)
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The world isn't anti-Americans, as in the population--it's anti-bush, as in the borderline psychopath you let steal an election and then buy an election.
And if you had half a brain, or a quarter soul, you'd be just like us.
Just like who? I fucking voted for Bush. Could you even imagine Kerry in there? Give me a goddamn break. and shitfuck (shitfuck...nice....dork) buy an election??? a quarter of a soul? these are tired demonizations. you my friend are the moron blinded by your own machine.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:33:00 EDT (#)
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The world isn't anti-Americans, as in the population--it's anti-bush, as in the borderline psychopath you let steal an election and then buy an election.
And if you had half a brain, or a quarter soul, you'd be just like us.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:31:59 EDT (#)
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This could have been laid out better, and you may be an alter, but the " Could you ask for a better Superpower? Do you think if China had the capability that the US has you would have the legal ability to blast it the way that you demonize the US? Do you think your pathetic 12 percent unemployment countries deserve the same voice that the US has earned?" got you a +2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:30:35 EDT (#)
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domenad is that you?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 01:30:34 EDT (#)
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