The Neil The Ninja Series : Episode 5 (NSFW) (1582 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-03 07:04:12 EDT
Episode 4, Also known as 'Spoon Carnage Part One' : http://www.ubersite.com/m/74065
The rest, though awesome, aren't really connected to this; check my user history if you want. Do not watch Episode 5 (this one,) if you're at work or easily offended. There's no porn, but trust me.
neiltheninja5.swf (4 MB) [application/x-shockwave-flash]
User Reviews
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:17:09 EDT (#)
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I keep wondering why I look at these.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:58:10 EDT (#)
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I wish I could +2 your responces to my Ninja posts.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:17:28 EDT (#)
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that was so fucking awesome cool that I robbed a liquor store, drank all the liquor and light myself on fire and then ran over to the post office and burned that fucking place down with my liquor fire breath and then beat the shit out of the kids in my neighborhood and stole their bikes and duct taped them upside down to trees...the kids not the bikes.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:08:42 EDT (#)
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YEAH!
KILL KILL KILL!
GO HORNS!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:34:09 EDT (#)
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Hook 'em Horns!!!
(that means heads are about to roll)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:31:31 EDT (#)
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What? No spaghettios?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:30:08 EDT (#)
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All hail the holy D-Prime, Drew, and Neil The Ninja! Ramen!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:27:53 EDT (#)
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I concur. asgdsarugoqergqerjogroeqg4569
3+0hugk
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:24:20 EDT (#)
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Now wait Drew. Lesson does have a compelling arguement. However, we should also consider
asdfoaisdnt '[aw3otrh
Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:14:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:14:46 EDT (#)
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Holy shit. He heated mine up too.
Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:13:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:12:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:12:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:11:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:59:16 EDT (#)
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Nice, thanks man.
Many people don't like me and many people do. Most people are idiots, so neither of those facts say any thing. I know Bubba and Drew aren't though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:37:53 EDT (#)
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Prime and Drew: Here it is http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=d_prime
Just change the part after the = to whatever name you wish. Then fiddle with
the number in the little box. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:03:19 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=d_prime
Stop reviewing yourself so god damn much in an attempt to make Most Heated/The MVA. This is why everyone dislikes you.
Just some friendly advice.
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Your 'friendly advice' bears a suspicious resemblance to the stuff
that comes out of my asshole. What makes you think 'everyone' dislikes
prime? He is brighter than you plus everyone you know. Get a life.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:03:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=d_prime
Stop reviewing yourself so god damn much in an attempt to make Most Heated/The MVA. This is why everyone dislikes you.
Just some friendly advice.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:26:40 EDT (#)
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"sometimes I forget how to rate."
Hahaha.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=messages&days=ALL I know this one, but I can't find the other stuff.
I'll check my e-mail now.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:25:26 EDT (#)
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Bubba, your friend left an interesting message for you on my post.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:24:34 EDT (#)
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Yeah, read your fucking hotmail. Asshole
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:24:04 EDT (#)
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Beats the hell out of me. Sometimes I forget how to rate.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:23:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:19:39 (#)
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Thanks Drew.
How do you look up how someone has rated others what etc?
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I'd like to know that as well. Prime, ignore the 'tards
and read yer hotmail.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:19:39 EDT (#)
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Thanks Drew.
How do you look up how someone has rated others what etc?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:17:40 EDT (#)
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Dont take any shit from these swine.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 12:04:20 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-03 11:26:28 EDT (#)
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How d_prime has rated other users
d_prime (user info) 38 on 1400 = 0.03
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Quit reviewing yourself so goddamn much.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:14:22 EDT (#)
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OH NOEZ!!!
Well, Episode 6 along with the Music Video together will have all that, don't worry.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 09:06:33 EDT (#)
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Im back, bitches
*shakes fist*
Cover your mouth so I dont fuck your teeth up.
I must have overcooked the bacon cause it doesnt look like Im getting any this morning.
d_prime, episode 6 better contain everything you promised or I'm flying to Canada with a sharpened oxotoper.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:30:22 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. All rising phenoms have that. Join the club.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:27:22 EDT (#)
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I'm apparenly the worst! Someone is currently -2ing all my posts!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:19:40 EDT (#)
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Have fun Drew. And yes, it turned out he did believe the truth and he's been making fun of me ever since.
Thank you Cindy! You're the best!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:17:59 EDT (#)
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Pops mentioned anything about the porn yet?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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I'd love to stay and heat this but I've got a girl in my bed begging for scrambled eggs and bacon and I am in need of some morning sex. You know, when its been marinating all night?
I'll be back after I open her valve and let all the air out.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:51:46 (#)
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Hahahahahaha. That's what you look like when you take off your Ninja hood =P.
Cindy. I'm getting 1 000 perday. You have NO CHANCE!
Haha, no, I don't care about beating you. All I'm interested in is getting there altogether.
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Do you think I get less than 1000 hits a day? Have you SEEN my QUALITY POSTS?
I put Pepsi in my latest one for you btw.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:14:44 EDT (#)
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I'M NOT A SMUT PEDDLER!!!
GOD DAMN YOU!!!
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR 16 YEAR-OLDS!!
Oh wait, I saw 'smut' and 'ped' and got the wrong idea. Yeah, I'm a smut peddler. Never mind what I meant just now.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:13:40 EDT (#)
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Yes, all hail the Smut Peddler.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:13:19 EDT (#)
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Well, Chinaski, it's good to see some intelligent life on Ubersite.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:11:25 EDT (#)
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God incarnate, the 15-year-old Messiah, strikes again. All-haile the Goode Lorde D-prim.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:09:51 EDT (#)
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Every time I view your posts, Cindy Lauper's song "Time after Time" plays in my head.
should this be cause for concern?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:07:58 EDT (#)
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Blow it out your asshole
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 08:04:09 EDT (#)
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If you want to get me on heat, don't be afraid to comment repedeatly if I'm busy. I'll try to respond quick though, as usual.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:55:28 EDT (#)
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When you get there you owe me the flesh of 3 diseased Cambodian hookers. Believe me I will collect. Now lets get this motherfucker heated.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:51:46 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha. That's what you look like when you take off your Ninja hood =P.
Cindy. I'm getting 1 000 perday. You have NO CHANCE!
Haha, no, I don't care about beating you. All I'm interested in is getting there altogether.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:41:50 EDT (#)
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I bleed burnt orange.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:41:06 EDT (#)
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Brilliant.
If ninjas take off their hoods this is what their heads look like http://www.aggieathletics.com/specialsites/big12wgolf2004/images/texas.gif
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:40:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:10:37 (#)
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Cindy, are you happy that my I think three-post long Pepsi drought is over?
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yes I am. I am also keeping a close eye on your hits.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:33:14 EDT (#)
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Then sell it on Ebay for some oxotoper fluid, or use it your self.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:32:45 EDT (#)
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Sounds like someone has a sandy vagina. I don't want to say any names and put anyone's business all out in the street.
It took me 6 hours to build Zakalwe's tent from the skin of Cubans sent to me by Ruthless. I'll be damned if anyone sets them on fire.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:31:29 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I only do that with Drew, because he's awesome. I don't do it to please people, which I think is why he does it. This is also the first and last time I'll do that with a gif, because it would have been three times the size if I let it remain. For now on I'm doing every thing with flash in the first place.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:30:25 EDT (#)
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I didn't even think of that. I still don't mind/care.
If that was constructive, de-cap it and I'll read it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:28:43 EDT (#)
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Well you'll be happy to know my replies don't contribute to your heat. You sound EXACTLY the same as electro with your little "yeah, I'll include this and that in the next episode". I never thought anything would come across that was shittier than electro's crap, but I think electro has you beat in the "crappy animated GIF imported to flash and exported as a huge fucking swf file" sector.
Here's some constructive criticism: STICK FIGURE ANIMATIONS WEREN'T COOL EVEN IN 1997. PLUS YOUR'S LOOK LIKE JAGGED PIECES OF SHIT. AND THEY ANIMATION IS JERKY AND LAME, THAT'S WHY FLASH HAS MOTION TWEENING. AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR ANIMATIONS CONSISTS OF: HERE IS THE HERO STICK FIGURE LOOK HE'S FIGHTING ALL THESE BAD STICK FIGURES ONE OR TWO AT A TIME, EXCITEMENT++
faggot
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:27:43 EDT (#)
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DUDE.
THERE'S A FOOTBALL REFERENCE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO. PERFECT!
Don't worry Drew, I will appease you. And you don't have to lend your socks out if you set his and Zakalwe's tents on fire.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:26:51 EDT (#)
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Do I need to fashion some more tents? I'm tired of all my clean socks being "borrowed". Are you going to give me a Texas Longhorns logo for a head? What about the "Hook 'em Horns!" battle cry?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:23:25 EDT (#)
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I don't have to deal with it, 'cause I have no problem with you camping on my post; I was just asking.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:22:42 EDT (#)
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I WILL have that in Episode Six. You will do that as a Ninja.
And there will be Oxotopers in the Neil The Ninja music video.
Also, notice that the Emo Potato has 'O University' on him.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:21:37 EDT (#)
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No. And don't be a hypocrite you little faggot, I don't have to give constructive criticism any more than you do, so deal with it, faggot.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:20:54 EDT (#)
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Lovely but still no oxotoper. I have heeded your advice and will become a ninja. Please feature me in your next episode with a Texas Longhorns logo for a head and yelling the "Hook 'em Horns!" battle cry right before decapitating an OU fan. A little "Cant spell cocksucker without OU" would be nice also.
Dont dissapoint me.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:18:57 EDT (#)
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Do you have any thing constructive to say? I mean, seriously.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:18:27 EDT (#)
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DON'T USE FLASH, FUCKTARD, IT'S NOT FOR YOU
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:14:34 EDT (#)
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I just got flash the other day. I haven't figured out how to do preloaders yet. This makes me a retard?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:13:13 EDT (#)
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No, it doesn't take a minute to download, because you didn't have the foresight to make a preloader. What is with these fucktards importing their animated GIFs into flash? I'm thinking you are electro's lame alter, because no two fucks could be as stupid as you two on the same site.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:12:11 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha...the emo patato did it for me!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:10:37 EDT (#)
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Cindy, are you happy that my I think three-post long Pepsi drought is over?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:08:40 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
It's part of the Ninja theme; a lot of people like them. It also wasn't done in flash; I just saved it in flash because that's smaller and easier to run. I doubt that Electro's really autistic; he's probably just ugly.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:07:41 EDT (#)
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cool
pop pop pop
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:07:21 EDT (#)
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Depending on your browser settings and connection speed, it may take a minute to download.
Or, if you want a higher-quality gif version, go here: http://www.angelfire.com/ego2/dprimestorage/neiltheninja5.gif
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-03 07:07:17 EDT (#)
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This is shit. Electro is autistic. What's YOUR excuse?