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Football my own happiness. (469 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rachel Happy pants (View user info) at 2005-09-03 13:08:00 EDT


I don't know if many of you are familiar with AFL(only the greatest game in the world), anyway last night my team won and now have a very real chance of being in the grand final.

Now as a typical Australian I am not patriotic but when it comes to my team I am like an American on Independence day. Full of pride and love for my team, when they win I am elated. When they lose disappointed, depressed and uninterested in sex. Anyway WE WON AND THATS GOOD!!!!!!!!

http://westcoasteagles.com.au/


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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Aussie Rules Football. Some fairly bizzare shit the first time I saw it on ESPN 8 (the OCHO). Dudes in multicolored tighty-whities and sleeveless t-shirt playing some wacky form of Rugby with small white dudes, wearing white suits and fedoras as refs.

As weird as it sounds, it actually was pretty fun to watch, though it took a while to figure out the rules.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i used to watch afl, some years ago it came on this one local sport channel.

I love the way they signify a score, it's so much better (and melodramatic) than the touchdown thing that refs do in american football

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to the right of my big toe.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your feet have an anus?

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well I shit on you with my inches and pints and cups and feet.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Then I must like men.

I piss on you with my metric system.

Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont understand you. I dont deal in that faggot metric system. Everyone knows its for homos.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA!! I squirt you with my 800cm hose!

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA! I piss on the AFL with my 14 inches of danglin' fury.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

About as useless as hockey - in my opinion. But whatever.

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Soccer? Ha!! I piss on soccer with my twelve inch' soccer is for girls. AFL is a mans sport! No padding for our Aussie boys.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You mean soccer?

You created a monster with leesonlearned.


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