-2 this ghey men (1284 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.15 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by lessonlearned (View user info) at 2005-09-03 13:33:11 EDT
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-05 04:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll fit right in here.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-05 02:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to give you a +2 BECAUSE you didn't put in the NSFW
god these uberers are a bunch of whiney bitches
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-05 02:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
having trouble logging in?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-04 19:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not labeled correctly, but in any case...
Where the fuck are those girls? It looks like a fucking northern industrial estate? Why the fuck are they posing on stone steps? It just looks so uncomfortable and cold.
Madness.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-04 19:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 08:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:36:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm....
Not ghey..
Not a man....
No NSFW...
-2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-04 06:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would give this a +2.....but since you put no (NSFW)..........and risk people at work viewing this and getting their sorry ass fired......... -2 I really should put my foot in your ass. Maybe you'll learn quicker that way.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-04 06:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sexually insecure, are you?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where do I start?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice mosquito bites.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh good, it never hurts to have a friend you trust check you for ovarian cancer once in a while. I'm glad those two are thinking about their bodies in a constructive and healthy way.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-03 23:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll -2 this for lack of content.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-09-03 23:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-09-03 23:05:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is she trying to stop her from peeing?
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pffffffffffft bahahahahaha!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-09-03 23:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is she trying to stop her from peeing?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-03 22:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate fishnet anythings.
One of these days I'm going to see a girl I know. I dont know yet whether that will make me happy or not.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Idiot. NSFW.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW-2die cocknock.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a real fucking moron.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-03 20:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW Children.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-03 20:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another one fucker
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NSFW fucktard ....
Now i gotta explain this to my boss .... fuck you
+1 for the girls tho
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
NSFW, skippy. Now I have to tell my daughter than that lady has gum stuck on her leg, thanks for making me lie. Fucking assbag.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have females in the room. Good thing they can't see.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fishnet gloves serve no purpose, and look stupid.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually, have another, big lad.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So there you go.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFWdie
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-03 17:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow cause i don't know where to go for porn on teh intraweb!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-03 16:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for no NSFW, and because you're a cunt.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm going to do one better and -1 this three times. Cos you should have had a NSFW and I find you insulting.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Will do
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-03 15:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, if the title had been "Italian Lesbians (NSFW)" i probably would have given you a +2. BUT NO! You had to go fuck it upo for yourself and everyone else
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If your ass were a Chinese restaurant, I'd have the poo-poo platter!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-03 14:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks! Now I don't have to ever open up a web brower and type in the word 'porn' again, all thanks to you!
Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I claim no talent bubba. I only claim your chronic infatuation with my bunghole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry if you expected a -2 from me. Write a story. Show us
your talent <choke>.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmmm....
Not ghey..
Not a man....
No NSFW...
-2
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bless
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"-2 this ghey men"
Not possibe.
Submitted by lessonlearned (user info) at 2005-09-03 13:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually think that bubba may be better