it's karma baby, karma (767 hits)
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Submitted by schiddy mc gugenface <mreddy1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-03 18:31:51 EDT
this hurricane katrina thing has brought things to this land. Sadness, devastation, high gas prices.
but it has also brought one word to the back and front and all around everyone's minds. Karma.
Karma(definition)"Wikipedia": Karma is a concept of eastern religions about the entire cycle of cause and effect. Simply explained, it is a sum of all that an individual has once done during many lives and is currently doing. The effects of those deeds actively create present and future experiences, thus making one responsible for one's own life.
First question! What have we been ignoring for the past 10/20 years?
A: Fruit
B: Plants
C: The near-constant massacring of people in foreign lands.
The answer I am looking for is C:The near-constant massacring of people in foreign lands.
And what is karma? A large cycle of cause and effect.
Cause: ignoring the hutu and tutsi massacre, the chechean (?)massacre.
Effect: getting a massacre of our own.
y'know those christian children's fund commercials? We need one of those.
By ignoring the extreme acts of violence in other countries, people in other countries are ignoring us!
Now I am not religious, I'm agnostic. but i'm a firm believer in karma. you do something bad, something bad happens to you. that's why I even out my day. If I was in new orleans right now, i would go to the store, grab all the video games I could hide easily, and then I would get food, and water and help people. but that's just me.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-12 00:52:12 EDT (#)
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Did those kashmiri kids have it coming too?
Dickfuck.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 05:46:13 EDT (#)
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jufdsekj
That was me punching you in the face through my keyboard.
Submitted by Gazbo (user info) at 2005-09-04 20:56:10 EDT (#)
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There is no such word as "massacring", by the way...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-04 18:18:15 EDT (#)
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I use the word Karma to wind up my mates. The only truth in Karma is that if you do shitty things your doing shitty things. We don't call things shitty 'cause they're great, just doing them fucks your head up. Being a good, happy, stable person is a state of mind and that state of mind is not achieved by being a dick. That's Karma according to Berty.
Not that that had anything to do with this post, although this post had little to do with anyhting.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-09-04 10:05:23 EDT (#)
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Some of these reviews are classic.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:47:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:42:40 (#)
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By ignoring the extreme acts of violence in other countries, people in other countries are ignoring us!
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Aren't all you bleeding hearts always bitching that we get involved when it's not our business? Like Iraq? There were violent atrocities taking place over there which no one denies, yet stupid fucking hippies say we're the bad guys because it wasn't our business and "they never did anything to us". You can't have it both ways, either it is our business or it isn't.
You give me gas.
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Then fart and clear the air so you can think. Why must you and others
lump all Hippies together, or any other group, for that matter?
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:42:40 EDT (#)
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By ignoring the extreme acts of violence in other countries, people in other countries are ignoring us!
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Aren't all you bleeding hearts always bitching that we get involved when it's not our business? Like Iraq? There were violent atrocities taking place over there which no one denies, yet stupid fucking hippies say we're the bad guys because it wasn't our business and "they never did anything to us". You can't have it both ways, either it is our business or it isn't.
You give me gas.
Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:40:11 EDT (#)
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You make so much sense,do you believe in going to fuck your self?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:29:16 EDT (#)
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I'm very sorry Sir, but my Karma just ran over your Dogma.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-09-04 09:29:00 EDT (#)
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If there is such thing as karma, you will die a slow, agonizing death.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-04 08:55:10 EDT (#)
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Why, c1ndy?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 08:42:33 EDT (#)
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I believe in Karma.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-04 07:08:24 EDT (#)
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How does Sadness get a capital and Katrina does not?
I'm not even going to bother reading the rest of it because you are obviously a retard.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-04 05:30:13 EDT (#)
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Cause: You're an Idiot.
Effect: You'll never succeed in life.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-04 04:44:35 EDT (#)
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Right right right... So a hot Karma front collided with a cold Karma front, which resulted in a super Karma cell with led to a huge Karmacane (Karma Hurricane). The Karmacane then drifted towards the west and northwest and eventually north.
Fuck meteorology and science, it's Karma baby! 9/11 Was Karma as well right? And what did all those Asians do to deserve a Tsunami?
Fucking stoner, quit smoking the pot.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:05:03 EDT (#)
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Karma = bullshit. People who believe in this are idiots who try to claim that if they are nice to people, that will come back to them as well as the false belief that people who treat others like crap will get theirs in the end. It is nearly the same belief as the bible's heaven & hell.
But hey, go ahead and keep on believing that and justify a bunch of ragheads jumping up and down cheering the deaths of ten thousand Americans by the solider of allah Katrina (nevermind it has a female name they'd never approve of).
Also, your beliefs justify the bible thumping christians who point to New Orleans as one of the major cities of sin and open homosexuality and the hurricane being on the wrong end of God's anger at the way things are going.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-03 23:11:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:48:00 EDT (#)
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Kill yourself.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:39:06 EDT (#)
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Big fat MEH
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-09-03 21:15:57 EDT (#)
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Ever hear that song Heartbeat? I've difficulty believing that's Don Johnson singing.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-03 20:36:08 EDT (#)
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Just because you look up a word, doesnt' mean you know what it means. You fucking loonie tune.
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Huh? What the fuck are you talking about shit stain?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-03 20:13:30 EDT (#)
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omg!
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-03 19:43:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:56:06 (#)
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Oh and... What the bloody hell are you talking about? Like 200000000 other countries offered us help.
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:55:34 (#)
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This message is not DonovanMD approved!
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:35:30 (#)
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Right. The Hurricane didnt form from unusually warm water in the Gulf of Mexico and go ashore like so many in the southern US. It was Karma at work. Sounds reasonable.
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Just because you look up a word, doesnt' mean you know what it means. You fucking loonie tune.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:59:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:56:06 EDT (#)
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Oh and... What the bloody hell are you talking about? Like 200000000 other countries offered us help.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:55:34 EDT (#)
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This message is not DonovanMD approved!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-03 18:35:30 EDT (#)
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Right. The Hurricane didnt form from unusually warm water in the Gulf of Mexico and go ashore like so many in the southern US. It was Karma at work. Sounds reasonable.