The Future Of New Orleans : As Will Be Dictated By D-PRIME (2876 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-04 00:47:31 EDT
The city of New Orleans may pretty much cease to exist after this event is over. In the still-existing aftermath of Hurricaine Katrina, 80% of the city was flooded, parts of it above first-story roofs or higher; there is currently rabid looting, roaming gangs, and all-out Anarchy. At least one ten year-old was raped and other shit of that kind is going on. New Orleans's football and basketball teams are almost certainly going to move to another city now, seeing as once (if) they get rid of all the water, the population and the tourism in the city will have been completely destroyed.
This is likely going to prove to be the biggest event for North America since September 11th, 2001.
Who wants to go down there on an expedition with me for a BLOODY COUPE. We can stage a revolution towards something, kill all the Christians, flip out, and set up a new city in replace of New Orleans. It will either be called 'New New Orleans The Aqua Adventure Land' or 'D-Primezville' or my personal favorite 'D-Primezville The Aqua Adventure Land.' We can have a theme part, my own destapo, my own dss, and have a lot of bloody coupe fun with Ninjas. The government will do nothing except protect property rights and provide free French Fries.
Isn't that he most awesome idea since Neil The Ninja? Let's GO! LET'S TAKE BACK NEW ORLEANS!!
It's a city made up of the descendants of the French and people who got kicked out of Canada (how the fuck did that happen?) black people, and people who built a house on the coast, under sea level. How hard can it be to conquer people like that?
LET'S TAKE OVER AND DECLARE THE SOVEIRGNTY OF A CITY I'VE NEVER BEEN TO!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-06 17:57:36 EDT (#)
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amazing....
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-05 14:57:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-05 12:47:15 (#)
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so are you using bots? or organising all your butt-buddies together in a f5 orgy?
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I'd love to go to an F5 orgy.
Seriously- why are there so many hits on this post?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-05 12:47:15 EDT (#)
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so are you using bots? or organising all your butt-buddies together in a f5 orgy?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-05 01:40:37 EDT (#)
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Is that even possible? I'd have to do it for half an hour straight, and do so consistently, to get that. The hit counter updates more often than that I believe.
Do you really think seeing some random guy on the Internet who doesn't know me use the word 'faggot' over and over again bothers me? I mean, why are you doing it?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 22:24:17 EDT (#)
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It takes days for a post to hit google, and once there it would receive a steady hit increase. A couple of hours after you posted this it went from 100 hits to 1600, and since then it has only increased at the rate it should have. You hit refresh 1500 times you little faggot.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 16:41:19 EDT (#)
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This was on Google? Hilarious.
Submitted by grapefruit (user info) at 2005-09-04 15:41:04 EDT (#)
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Nice Google hitwhorage.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-04 14:22:12 EDT (#)
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CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER
No Pepsi, Coke.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-09-04 14:17:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by djgray (user info) at 2005-09-04 13:02:35 EDT (#)
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Reporting for duty, sir!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-04 12:13:09 EDT (#)
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2000 hits?
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-04 11:09:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-04 10:03:14 EDT (#)
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It's Farmer Ted!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 08:49:50 EDT (#)
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Uh... I hope you aren't cheating on the hits to get to MVA before me?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-04 06:48:50 EDT (#)
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DPrime!
Here is +2 for being a spaz.
you mean a coup, a coupe is a kind of car.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-04 05:43:03 EDT (#)
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Hits!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-09-04 04:17:56 EDT (#)
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BLOODY COUPE! Not to be confused with the actual intended word.
I can feel it, comin' in the air tonight... oh lord.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-09-04 03:36:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-04 03:06:36 EDT (#)
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Is that you holding a gun in that picture, or are you fucking a dog in the ass?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:58:42 EDT (#)
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It's added to my user history too. What the hell?
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:57:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:25:02 (#)
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Could I LOOK any less like Matthew Perry?
Can someone who doesn't have a vendetta against me please tell me whether or not it really says 1677. I haven't slept in a long while and I'm afraid I may be hallucinating.
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It says 1677 and you're right, there's no way in hell it's really that high.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:50:24 EDT (#)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH ADFIOSdfraerklhaweta4ui;bnewrti;uw4jktgbe4piguekgrjd
D-PRIME FANTASY ADVENTURE TIRED INSOMNIAC ROLLIN
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:47:14 EDT (#)
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I just feel like being an asshole this evening
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:40:58 EDT (#)
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I went from 60 000 to 70 000 in like, a few days. That's ridiculos. THIS DID NOT GET HTAT MANY HITS. ITS IMPOSSIBLE>
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:38:38 EDT (#)
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WHY do you have a vendetta against me?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:37:38 EDT (#)
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It does say 1677 but I have a vendetta.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:25:02 EDT (#)
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Could I LOOK any less like Matthew Perry?
Can someone who doesn't have a vendetta against me please tell me whether or not it really says 1677. I haven't slept in a long while and I'm afraid I may be hallucinating.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:20:56 EDT (#)
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Chandler is taking over New Orleans?
Oh, sorry. You really did look like Matthew Perry in that picture. Only not bloated.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:10:21 EDT (#)
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Looks like youve been struck by a smooth criminal
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:10:13 EDT (#)
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shut up you fucktard, obviously you've been sitting there hitting refresh for hours on end, I hope you get your hits wiped you little faggit
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:07:08 EDT (#)
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Is it just me, or does it say that this has 1600 hits? I find that slightly hard to belive. Perhaps I'm fucked up after having not slept for 40 hours plus. Perhaps there's something wrong with the server.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 02:06:08 EDT (#)
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The absence of this entire city and its culture will feel really weird, and will always remain that for as long as I'm alive.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:56:56 EDT (#)
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We've got quite a few Cajun restaurants and bars in Dallas but nothing compares to the real thing. I ate 2 pounds of crawfish for lunch yesterday in remembrance of them. My little sister is half Cajun and made me go. I can't say I personally feel bad cause I didnt know any victims but I will miss Bourbon Street. I go to Louisiana about 4 times a year. The casinos in Shreveport are just a 2 hour drive away.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:52:07 EDT (#)
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All the fast food joints in Toronto named after Louisiana are delicious. Man, I'll miss this city. It won't be the same as D-Primezville Aqua Adventure Land City, but that'll have to do.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:50:13 EDT (#)
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The whole thing makes me sad. I've been to Bourbon Street quite a few times and I loved it. The Old Absinthe House was a great bar. Cajuns are some cool motherfuckers.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:43:15 EDT (#)
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I'm also laughing at the ridiculos position of the city.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:42:52 EDT (#)
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I'm not laughing at the particular hardships. I'm laughing at how ridiculous it is that an entire city went underwater in one day. Some people, such as your self, will associate this with the hardships and so be slightly bothered by it; some won't.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:16:07 (#)
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Don't worry Bigmike. I don't resent honest negative ratings from people aren't assholes.
Ok. I'm just having a hard time seeing humor in any of what is going on down there. I wish I could go there and help somehow.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:40:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:27:05 EDT (#)
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yeah whatever you say electro
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:22:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:19:00 (#)
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Har har flooded
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indeed
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:21:35 EDT (#)
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Like I did to Bigmike just now, dumbass?
I find that most people on Ubersite are idiots. With the people who give me a negative rating along with a comment I can usually tell, but when I get a positive rating I can't, unless I get to know the person such as Drew or Bubba.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:19:00 EDT (#)
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Har har flooded
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:17:17 EDT (#)
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no, you just label anyone who gives you a negative rating as an asshole
FAGGIT
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:16:07 EDT (#)
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Don't worry Bigmike. I don't resent honest negative ratings from people aren't assholes.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:12:04 EDT (#)
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they did suck, and you can get a positive rating for submitting anything if you play your cards right (ie: +2 every post on the front page before you post your own).
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:10:35 EDT (#)
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Don't worry about PFF too much, d_prime. He used to camp on my posts, telling me they sucked. Ironically, he never once was right, as every single one of them earned a positive rating.
Suck it up and don't let him bother you, his ratings don't count anyways.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:09:13 EDT (#)
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With all the killing going on down there, it's my guess that there are BLOODY COUPE'S everywhere.
I found no humor in this. Sorry d.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:00:41 EDT (#)
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Where is the love d_prime?
Submitted by mastershake (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:56:50 EDT (#)
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Fucking idiot, way to fuck up the line width of the page.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:56:16 EDT (#)
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I get to be vice president because I'm the first person to rate positivley, right?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:56:04 EDT (#)
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Will it be like Neverland Ranch?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:52:57 EDT (#)
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that's funny, electro asks the same thing. He's also obsessed with reaching MVA even though he will never make it, he makes crappy stick figures and writes character backgrounds for them, he makes shit posts out of MSPAINT and is incapable of anything humorous. He hasn't posted for a couple of days, and I would say you are his alter.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:50:49 EDT (#)
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I have an honest question for you. Why do you camp out on my posts if you hate them so much?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:49:22 EDT (#)
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Fuck off electro.