My Plan To Protect the World From All Future Hurricanes (514 hits)
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Submitted by Alex Lifeson <howard.rearden.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-05 20:14:19 EDT
So, it turns out I have discovered a perfect solution to prevent any hurricanes from ever harming anyone ever again. Before I reveal my solution, some background information:
Celine Dion, the quebecois singer who now lives in Las Vegas (to the dismay of some Canadians, but to the great joy of most of us), donated $1 million to some rescue fund, and then had this to say: "How come it's so easy to send planes in another country, to kill everyone in a second, to destroy lives" when Americans need to serve their own country, she said.
So, I figured Celine Dion, seeing as she cares so much about the wellbeing of everyone, and such a big fucking mouth, would be perfect for the hurricane protection plan outlined in the following diagram:
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-06 21:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw that bitch on Larry King. I want to burn down her village. It's near my city.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-06 21:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how Zak speaks as though Ubersite is his personal forum that were invading with physical force.
WHEN WE SUBMIT SOMETHING WE AREN'T WALKING UP TO YOU AND SAYING SOMETHING TO YOU. WE ARE SUBMITTING SOMETHING TO A FORUM. WE ARENT TALKING TO YOU SPACFICIALLY. STOP TELLING US TO LEAVE YOU ALONE AND BE QUIET AND SUCH.
I had to type that in caps because I know that'd get you worked up.
Do people not see the blatant stylistic difference between Scott and I?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-05 21:47:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My sense of humor just sagged, like an animal taking a bullet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Zak, this alter IS d-prime.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh. i laughed a bit.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think it'll work.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-05 20:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
here's a more effective plan: you and d-prime keep your windtraps shut.