OneStone (481 hits)
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Submitted by DamianD<damiand.at.fsmail.net> (View user info) at 2005-09-06 07:06:49 EDT
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone
not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to
her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
Ohe word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by ! and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
What is the moral of this story? ...
OH, come on ... take a guess! .
Think about it .
(You're going to love this!)
And the moral is .
You can't kill two birds with one stone!
User Reviews
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-06 11:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a bird in the hand is worth two dicks in your bush
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-06 08:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Would have been better if
a) It was your material
b) if it didn't have your little gloating lines in it.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fabit wept
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus wept.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, awesome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-06 07:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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