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Illicit Kissing (2643 hits)

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Rating: 1.97 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SpikeGoddess (View user info) at 2005-09-06 14:07:44 EDT


Only once have I engaged in illicit kissing. She was in the kitchen chopping vegetables for our picnic and I sat behind him on the futon trying to fix his levator scapulae--you know the muscle. It's the one that gets knotted up in your neck when stress starts to weigh on your shoulders; it lifts up to resist. My touch started out as a clinical procedure...palpating, finding the muscle, instructing him to breathe into the pressure. I could hear her knife smacking the cutting board. Thuck. Thunk. The muscle let go, went soft under my thumbs. Thunk, said the knife.

He offered to reciprocate and for once I didn't refuse. Usually I suspected that any offer from a friend to rub my neck would turn out to feel dissapointing, misguided. After all, I had spent months of concentrated effort studying how to work out the kinks in a body. I knew he was no more skilled than most, and I knew my rules about preventing transference, and I could hear her knife in the kitchen, could hear the vegetables sizzle... Still, I said yes. We exchanged positions and his hands felt warm on my back. Warm and strong. I could feel the shape and strength of his hands as he held my neck between his thumb and fingers, as he walked his hands down the sides of my back, wringing and kneading and squeezing. She called to us from the kitchen,

"Do you want me to pack some strawberries?"

Untrained hands grip and tug and squeeze when they give a massage. It felt so different from what I had become used to---massage therapists have to protect their finger joints, so there is no gripping or kneading with the fingers themselves. Their hands don't feel like *hands*, which is perhaps what's so liberating about it...not feeling like it's an actual person who is touching you...somehow that frees you from feeling judged or probed or invaded or undressed. I was starting to feel free in a different way under his agressive hands. My boundary lines were blurring like chalk drawings scuffing under shoes. The heat from his body was drawing closer. His breath slid past my neck when he exhaled. His hands, his heat, his breath...it was starting to turn me on.

We grew very quiet, like children do when they're misbehaving. Mothers have ears that are trained to listen for such suspicious silences; she was not yet a mother. Her knife kept thunking, her vegetables kept sizzling, and his hands began to change. Not just kneading now, but *needing*...his grip was full of desire, a hunger for something. His breath came closer and I knew he wanted to kiss me.

She never saw what happened between us, nor did she hear the meaning in our silence.



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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-14 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOT

Submitted by beckig1983 (user info) at 2009-04-14 12:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-09-10 05:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh and it also made me gappy to see that OLAS *isn't* dead
er, happy not gappy.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

easily one of the hottest, most erotic posts on uber. and that's saying something since there's only like 2 other ones worth reading.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-09-07 15:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Spike!
Nice to "see" you again.

I was once the receiver of an illicit kiss...in the middle of a storm, in a field, right when the rain started falling....

it was pretty hot.
anyway, glad you are here, and apparently well.



Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-07 09:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-07 08:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmm. I like it when you post.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-07 04:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this post. Thank fuck I'm sitting at a desk though.

This ought to ease the tension. http://www.ubersite.com/m/74621 .

Submitted by Teuton (user info) at 2005-09-06 21:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crap I am horny again. Damn it.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-06 20:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOMEWRECKER!

heh heh nice

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-06 20:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You cad!

Nicely written. You're a baaaaaaad girl.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-09-06 19:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very Cool.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-09-06 19:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I missed you too. What is this, back-when-uber-was-good-reunion day?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-06 19:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like you picture the perfect woman. Perfection in a person isn't about shape, it's about form. Who you are is reflected in ones movements, expression, tone and even scent. The perfect woman isn't made up of parts or features, she's everything you aren't, everything you are and topped off with that human need, that vulnerability that we all share. A wound that can only be covered with another's heart. Never healed though, certainly never healed.

So you picture all this majesty and you see a person who might actually be this full and real, but then the crushing realisation looms above you, she is perfect and she has need. Need of someone whole.

So you go on back to the shadows where you belong and you just keep watching. Fuckin' beautiful, I'll tell ya'.

Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if uber had italics, i wouldn't need the stars!

hello all!

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved this, but the stars made me wince spikey.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-06 18:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-09-06 17:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-06 17:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yaaaaaaaay

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-06 17:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That put quite the picture in my mind, spikegoddess. Garsh

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-06 17:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's posts like this that make me wish I was capable of doing a Roger Moore Eyebrow.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-06 16:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ooooo goood.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-09-06 16:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and a happy ending

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:17:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Making out RULES
-----
and making out with someone else's bf/gf RULES DOUBLE.

Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My girlfriend was babysitting at some family's house and I fucked her next to the baby's crib.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Sucks that i'm at work because this post made me horny. Oh well, Guess its time for a bathroom break.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whore.

Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Sucks that i'm at work because this post made me horny. Oh well, Guess its time for a bathroom break.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gorgeous.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

homewrecker

Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-06 15:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment Needed.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is your grip as strong as your writing?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish, I wish you posted more often.

That's all I can say.

Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks blue balls!

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heavy petting?

Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

slut.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

coooool

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd been meaning to repaint that spot on the ceiling. Now all is white.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Making out RULES

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-06 14:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got wood.


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival