a list of things i'm better than LIKE POKEY IM ELITIST AND THINKS THIS IS REALITY (1060 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.77 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (View user info) at 2005-09-07 20:11:07 EDT
dan quayle, sack of barley, coasters, jewish crackers, a dog with seventy eyes, a barrel of fish in tobasco sauce, cheerleaders who can do hand-stands, rainbows, shower gel, sulfur, canada, and fire.
That is a list of things i'm only 1x better than. this is the list of 89x
porn conventions
jherry curls
words
gummy bears
a packet of salmon that's been crushed underneath the cratered ass of a 35-year old bus driver from utah
Osama Bin Laden's team of retarded mice that live inside your pocket
jimmy dean sausage
latin music
cell phone ring-tones featuring hip-hop artists with their dicks firmly planted into the medias asshole
HEY.
i'm going to travel the countryside of the western united states. you're not jealous, you're just fucking fat and lazy. go swim an hour a day you fucks, not for me but for yourselves. masturbation only burns 23 calories, and that's like 50 lbs. of broccoli you've burnt right there and that's it. YOU DON'T EAT BROCCOLI AT ALL? You need so much a day man, seriously, how else are you going to get vitamin blood or whatever the fuck it's called? I'm suprised you can salivate, frankly.
So this is what i'm trying to say to the ghost that has been causing me the severe loss of sleep i've been experiencing the last week. I want to make a deal fuckface, so here it is. stop writing my name in urine on the walls, and i'll stop punching your dead corpse that i found in the basement when i moved in. I seriously though, seriously I thought it was like a huge dead dolphin or something for the longest time. I fucking HATE dolphins.
I smoke hash off your mom's anus for charity.
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-30 20:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 06:08:22 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glall you;re onto something. laugh at this response when youre sober hten read it agian and youll see something here. we're seeig truths masn, and they go way deeper than +2
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best review evar
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one hard core mofo
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-15 02:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought i rated this. Must have been the hash.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glall you;re onto something. laugh at this response when youre sober hten read it agian and youll see something here. we're seeig truths masn, and they go way deeper than +2
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right on so many levels
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I smoke hash off your mom's anus for charity. "
That did it for me.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for later reference : http://www.ubersite.com/m/74721
drugs.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-08 11:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GLALL kicks all sorts of ass every post!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:07:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are NOT better than jimmy dean sausage.
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I am when i'm wrapped in Kahn's bacon. Bacon is better than sausage. Look it up in the dictionary, it's a fact.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B+
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are NOT better than jimmy dean sausage.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:50:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant think of anything to say.
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Neither can I.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant think of anything to say.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're better than air vents, too.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
they have porn conventions?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
U AHR TEH RUL0R OF Fr0STMANE FTW!111
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Just... wow.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(dies from lack of appreciation)
(comes back to life to annoy bob's parents into buying my family a mercedes for their grievance)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG YOURE GOING TO DIE!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I care. Why don't my ratings work!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GOD MY PRECIOUS PRECIOUS RATING, I'M, I'M GOING TO seriously not care.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah my bad
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 23:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 21:11:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
porn CONVENTIONS bob, as a whole I am better than walking around a large arena and talking to porn-stars that are dumber than grains of sand. I think you would be hard-pressed to disagree.
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oh. right...yea.
"conventions"
ok.
whatever you want to call them, and hell, if they talk to you afterwards, more power to ya.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yes
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mrph!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a packet of salmon that's been crushed underneath the cratered ass of a 35-year old bus driver from utah
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HA !!!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-07 22:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again I bow to the master of the surreal.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 21:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
porn CONVENTIONS bob, as a whole I am better than walking around a large arena and talking to porn-stars that are dumber than grains of sand. I think you would be hard-pressed to disagree.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 21:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's funny when a bird vomits beer onto a woman's shoulder.
Here's the new rating system:
A
B
C
D
F
It's like high school all over again. I'm getting the hell out of here.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-07 21:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
youre better than a porn convention??
NAH UH!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Confirmed.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I donated some money to the red cross, but i would have rather drove down there myself to make sure that george bush doesn't steal it from me because he needs twentys to wipe his ass with.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the minister of love J-Fizz, I smoke rocks for god and he smacks my hand.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spread the love.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not as fucked up as a dog with seventy eyes
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see that I am NOT better than you.
<sobs uncontrollably>.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-07 20:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so fucked up.