Rad's tour of the Southwest (1413 hits)
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Submitted by Rad™ (View user info) at 2005-09-08 00:00:32 EDT
The wife and I took a trip through the American Southwest in order to pick her mother up and bring her back to Nevada for a visit.
We left at 10:00pm Saturday night, and got back at 9:45pm Monday night.
1987 miles in 47.75 hours.
Plus we found a gas station that had made a mistake programming a pump, and we filled up at $2.35/gallon.
enjoy.
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-09-10 22:02:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-10 22:01:50 EDT (#)
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Tell me about it.
When I was 10, I was on a road trip with my father.
While still two days away from home, he showed me a sign that said Las Vegas 50 Miles!
I was so disappointed when I found out we were still in New Mexico.
I don't talk to my father anymore.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-09-10 21:20:59 EDT (#)
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Since when was there a Las Vegas in New Mexico???
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-09-10 15:53:02 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-10 15:10:49 EDT (#)
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5 states
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:04:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:37:12 EDT (#)
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this post doesn't have enough hits
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:05:59 EDT (#)
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Nice job, photoshopping yourself into pictures found on the internet.
Or did you take this trip 4 years ago, before you discovered Ubersite?
because there's no way this trip happened since you first logged on.
You haven't been away from the computer long enough to go to McDonalds, much less 4 different states.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-10 09:13:46 EDT (#)
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Awesome. Roadtrips will be the saviour of uber.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:18:00 EDT (#)
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I think Ranger might be in New Orleans, helping out.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:58:02 EDT (#)
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Oh I got issues with taht.
Something came up at the DEM, and I gotta yell at somebody.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 12:30:12 EDT (#)
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yep, this post is still cool. well done mr rad.
have you heard anything about going to New Orleans?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 05:10:44 EDT (#)
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:18:52 EDT (#)
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Very Very Nice
Sorry about the ticket
Submitted by XICOHTENCATL-NELLI (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:13:19 EDT (#)
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Very nice.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:54:26 EDT (#)
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Sounds like fun. My best road trip was out 3600 miles in 106 hrs. But we were drinking everynight and partying. And we went to Alcatraz. Calgary, AB, Canada, to San Fransisco, via Reno. What a party. We came home driving through Weed, California.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:42:54 EDT (#)
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Oooh, you're a big fukker!
Awesome dogs. NOW RATE MY RAP SONG YOU'RE IN IT:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74766
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:41:57 EDT (#)
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No..
but the little club you and apollo have going is getting creepy.. Are you the guys that made the levees break or what?
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:08:33 (#)
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Yes, we took the dogs.
Is that weird?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:06:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for the dark tower reference.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:14:22 EDT (#)
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dogs make excellent drivers.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:51:58 EDT (#)
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Did that 3yr old that sent you a letter forget to include the photos?
and yes
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:29:14 EDT (#)
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Amazing pictures.
Submitted by syzygyzm (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:04:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:47:05 (#)
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Who the hell is that last picture of?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:40:47 EDT (#)
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If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a hand out of a tight corner..Please don't hesitate to get lost.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:40:14 EDT (#)
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natives?
you mean white people weren't the first one's here?
on a side note...
GO CLEVELAND INDIANS!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:34:33 EDT (#)
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+2 for the time spent making this post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:22:02 EDT (#)
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Also, we had an audiobook of "restaurant at the end of the univese" and we listened to that.
twice.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:15:55 EDT (#)
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4) You must have a really nice camera. Some of those pictures (especially toward the end) were just amazing, even when they were made smaller and compressed. Kickass.
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I have a $150 digital point and shoot. Olympus D-540
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:12:47 EDT (#)
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+2 for cute dog and funny camwhore.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:02:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:00:36 (#)
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Ah, some shithole ordinance ...
HAHA. Yep. I'm right. Fuck all those states, they suck. I think I'm going to write a post about every state I visited and which ones I liked the best and the least...Michigan sucks.
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Michigan doesn't suck, Detroit does. The State Troopers are more worried about you having your seatbelt on than the fact that you're doing 80mph in a 70. It's the damn city speed traps you have to look out for, like the one in Jackson. Got nailed by the bastards coming home from my parents house in Chicago at 2am with both kids asleep in the car. Thanks asshole officer, nothing like shining your damn flashlight all over my backseat and waking the kids up while I'm still 2 hours from home.
Very nice pictures, Rad.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-08 10:01:59 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you try this:
"officer can you arrest me for what I think?"
"no"
"well I think you're a son of a bitch"
am I a wimp for not fucking with the police
in a small town
where they know everyone
as in all the other cops, lawyers, judges, and potential witnesses
and you're from "the city"
and another state
and holding
cause I'd rather just take the damn ticket and hire a lawyer to get a PJC than fuck with a small town cop
Oh and fuck you for the petroglyph of a tv. I saw that right when my boss walked by and couldn't laugh - cause variance analyses are not funny.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:47:05 EDT (#)
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Who the hell is that last picture of?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:43:21 EDT (#)
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3) Dude. I'm not going to call bullshit on your theory, but I'm 6'3, and . . . dude.
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im not trippin
im a fat motherfucker.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:36:13 EDT (#)
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That picture of the 2 bridges is fucking sweet.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:23:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:07:30 (#)
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Thats a lot of money for a fucking ticket......
I liked the picture of teh bridge though
that's pretty damn cheap where I'm from. my comparable ticket cost me $230
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:18:01 EDT (#)
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fabulous
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-08 09:13:39 EDT (#)
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i still know your last name.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:55:16 EDT (#)
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1) I can't explain it, but I have a deep-seated hatred for teh desert. Actually, I probably can explain it. My pasty white skin tends to burst into flames when exposed to direct sunlight. That's probably it.
2) I once tried to play a joke on my dog. I busted out the cat's laser pointer thinking, "HA HA LAZOR! She can't see the color red, so watch me burn out her retinas!" Turns out she must have seen at least a little black dot or something. Ridgeback. Very high prey drive. Very high desire to chase things that move quickly. Very strong OCD tendencies, meaning she would simply not forget about the little game we'd accidentally discovered. We actually had to remove the laser pointer from the house. Sad really.
3) Dude. I'm not going to call bullshit on your theory, but I'm 6'3, and . . . dude.
4) You must have a really nice camera. Some of those pictures (especially toward the end) were just amazing, even when they were made smaller and compressed. Kickass.
5) I just really hate the desert.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:23:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:15:21 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:11:05 (#)
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I'm not fucking razor; I'm not shaving off any body hair for any charitable reasons.
Now, if you people want to send me naked pictures, we might be in business.
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will you do it if I promise not to send you a naked picture?
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whether or not you send me one or not isn't the question; as long as you want to send me one I can consider it.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:21:08 EDT (#)
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You want me to send you naked pictures? WTF! You sicko! You are bad and ignorant like that William Q Percy guy!
Come on Rad! Shave off the beard! The looters need that $5.17 to buy FUBU's latest camo range that was not in stores at the time of whatever went down to funky town down there.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:15:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:11:05 (#)
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I'm not fucking razor; I'm not shaving off any body hair for any charitable reasons.
Now, if you people want to send me naked pictures, we might be in business.
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will you do it if I promise not to send you a naked picture?
Submitted by Quale (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:11:26 EDT (#)
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nice pics!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:11:05 EDT (#)
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I'm not fucking razor; I'm not shaving off any body hair for any charitable reasons.
Now, if you people want to send me naked pictures, we might be in business.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:08:33 EDT (#)
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I'll give $5.17 to the Hurricane victims if you shave your beard off and post the picture.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 08:02:58 EDT (#)
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I NEED to go out there. Sometime. When I find time...
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 07:46:11 EDT (#)
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Come on Rad! We can hold a charity drive! If we raise over $5 and 17 cents will you shave off your beard? Think of the poor looters!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-08 07:18:52 EDT (#)
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I meant two dammit
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-08 07:18:28 EDT (#)
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I like the bit where the dog drove the car, when rad licked the rock and when the aliens came.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 07:08:38 EDT (#)
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you got keyboard head, joe?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 06:52:26 EDT (#)
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u fukn dicks dont do that
32-1987
asholes
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-09-08 06:15:14 EDT (#)
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Nice pics.
Congrats on JW Apollo.
My time is yet to come.
-Dave
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 06:12:33 EDT (#)
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I will get my friend George to drop them from planes! Come on shave it off! Mrs. Rad said she'd pay me 50 Bahraini Diners!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 06:10:20 EDT (#)
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only if they slash their wrists with them.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 06:09:21 EDT (#)
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I will write another song involving you, if you shave off your beard and post pics! And then donate the used razor blades to looters of course
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:59:55 EDT (#)
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Is this the way to Aaaaamarillo?
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Stanta's Little Helper runs away.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:48:14 EDT (#)
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so whats the odds for engerland winning the ashes?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:39:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:36:59 (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:34:31 (#)
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How did you drive for 47.75 hours yet still maintain the apperance that you were on this site the whole time?
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It's a freemason thing, he probably had one of the brothers standing in for him.
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Oh wait, I see it happened on the weekend, that's why I, Michael Jackson, didn't notice it, because I spent my weekends out getting drunk with Tony Danza and Emanual Lewis... and racing camels.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:37:34 EDT (#)
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WiFi
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:36:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:34:31 (#)
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How did you drive for 47.75 hours yet still maintain the apperance that you were on this site the whole time?
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It's a freemason thing, he probably had one of the brothers standing in for him.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:34:31 EDT (#)
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How did you drive for 47.75 hours yet still maintain the apperance that you were on this site the whole time?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:32:04 EDT (#)
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there is an exponential factor in the maths relating to fat-asses being taller and carrying their obesity better than, say, a shorter person.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:27:11 EDT (#)
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4 inches taller? 4 inches and double my weight (although I am a skinny bastard)? I don't buy it. I think you must have giant, mecha, clown feet. Only plausable explanation for you being able to walk without leaving impressions in concrete. Don't take it wrong, I've just never encountered anyone that substantial before. I mean bloody hell, if you wore that mad suit you could actually wrestle bears.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:18:08 EDT (#)
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because I am so much taller than you
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 05:08:35 EDT (#)
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JW? 'Little Clubs'? Are you and Jamie Free Masons?
OMG RAD = KILLER OF JFK OR SOME SUCH
Seriously though, Rad (or Brian) your fucking huge. 326 pounds? That's 148 Kilograms. I may be a skinny bastard but you weigh 80Kg more than me. 148Kg... How the hell do you get out of bed in the morning? Don't worry, you carry it well, it's just such an astronomical figure. It boggles the mind.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:28:17 EDT (#)
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but enough of that.
Good on you for the JW!
You English chaps who hold that position put in massive amounts of kitchen time like we do here? Or do you just run off to the pub afterwards? Does the JW have to pick up that tab?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:26:44 EDT (#)
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I love the fact that you show Smokey driving, closely followed by a driving ticket
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:26:17 EDT (#)
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No way.
Looking back, if I had actually been at the meeting where we voted on his petition, I probably would have placed a black ball in the ballot box. As it were, I couldn't be there, and he was allowed in.
I mean, not everybody can be as good a judge of moral rectitude as I.
As far as he goes, no charges will be brought up, but the WM gave him a stern talking too, and he isn't allowed near the youth groups anymore.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-08 04:13:26 EDT (#)
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fucking right.
not like the old days eh?
what the fuck did the cunt think the p or s or a f f m means?
A chum of yours?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 03:53:01 EDT (#)
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we had to kick a guy out of the line for violating his MM oath, so my step-father, who is PM from 2001 is filling in for JW next term.
Bastard got off easy, considering the full extent of what the consequences could have been.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-08 03:49:08 EDT (#)
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Looks like one hell of a time
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-08 03:48:21 EDT (#)
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awesome and in other news I got promoted within our little club last night.
I am now JW!!!
2 to go until the chair....
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-08 03:32:26 EDT (#)
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You da man!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 03:02:40 EDT (#)
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I am 6'4"
in that picture with teh Mrs. I am standing two steps lower than her on those stairs.
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I did forget to mention to the guy that I was carrying.
I don't think it would have gone over that well, considering I left most of my papers and affects at home.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:59:58 EDT (#)
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I just noticed, 59 in a 45 zone? You bastarrrrrd.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:54:50 EDT (#)
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Ovens and gate looks like you are looking up at nostrils and teeth.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:52:16 EDT (#)
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Great post.
I loved the dog driving.
I never saw you as tall 6'2" wow- Mrs Rad must be well tall!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:42:59 EDT (#)
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joedaddy's Speed Trap Tip #8
When stopped by an officer using Radar, request that he calibrates the 'gun' in front of you.
There is a 50% chance(75% if a motorcycle officer) that the tuning fork will not be in the
case that holds the gun or, in his possession.
So What?
You've just been stopped by a police officer who has not used his expertise to judge speed from a perpendicular view: by measured landmarks or mile markers>(a true speed trap),or, by pacing in his cruiser.
He has chosen to use a 'machine' who's accuracy is highly debatable if proof is not provided to you, during the stop, that the 'machine' is accurate and in proper working condition.
Now, if you have a dead hooker in the trunk, or 3 or 4 loaded handguns under the seat, just
say: Yes Sir!, smile a lot, say: Thank You! and be glad you're not going to prison for the rest of your sorry ass life.
<stepsbackoverline>
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:41:20 EDT (#)
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Dooooooood!
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:37:42 EDT (#)
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Last time I drove through Flagstaff on my way back to Vegas those trees in the final photos were on fire... Smoke and flames everywhere. The freaking police just let us drive through it and there werent any detour signs, so I drove through it.
I thought we were going to die.
On another note, those clay ovens look like boobies.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:36:06 EDT (#)
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I have some on my computer somewhere from the last trip
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:35:41 EDT (#)
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I ran out of space on the card while still in AZ
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:15:24 EDT (#)
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The Virgin River Gorge on I-15 was cool....get any pics there? Did you pass there during the day or night?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:12:24 EDT (#)
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shiprock is fucking amazing.
You can see that thing towering over the horizon 25 miles away.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:12:07 EDT (#)
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Did you fingerbang your wife?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:07:47 EDT (#)
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Shit...I didn't see that picture of Shiprock you took. Pretty cool.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:00:36 (#)
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Ah, some shithole ordinance ... probably a speed trap designed to use the law to keep the state funded donuts rolling into that office along with the latest and greatest police equipment to some pissant town while major cities can't supply police officers with what simple equipment they need to do their jobs.
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Funny thing, that.
On my way out of that town, I passed my the local gas station/donut shop.
Guess where all the boys were having their morning briefing at?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:04:39 EDT (#)
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I could have sworn I saw someone that looked just like you driving a red chevrolet camaro on the interstate a few weeks back.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:58:28 (#)
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"Professional Courtesy"?
explain
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It's a blue line thing.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:43:45 (#)
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So...that's what a ticket looks like.
What the Fuck did you do?!! Lose your special decoder ring?
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Small town hick asshole.
"You're not in Nevada anymore, boy."
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:01:30 EDT (#)
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I just read the reviews and neither can I
Alfakyle, do you use a breath actuator or a puff directional command on your computer?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 02:00:36 EDT (#)
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Ah, some shithole ordinance ... probably a speed trap designed to use the law to keep the state funded donuts rolling into that office along with the latest and greatest police equipment to some pissant town while major cities can't supply police officers with what simple equipment they need to do their jobs.
Even more of a reason to tell them to go fuck themselves. I loved the letters I got (until I changed my address) from Virginia threatening to revoke my license like I fuckin' lived in Virginia. From what I understand nearly all states that are "commonwealth" are sucky bullshit states when it comes to that shit... and then I go online and read this:
Commonwealth
Used to refer to some U.S. states, namely, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia.
HAHA. Yep. I'm right. Fuck all those states, they suck. I think I'm going to write a post about every state I visited and which ones I liked the best and the least...Michigan sucks.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:58:28 EDT (#)
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"Professional Courtesy"?
explain
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:46:05 EDT (#)
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+2 no comment.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:43:45 EDT (#)
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So...that's what a ticket looks like.
What the Fuck did you do?!! Lose your special decoder ring?
ps: your back doesn't match the others.
;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:08:33 EDT (#)
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Yes, we took the dogs.
Is that weird?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:07:27 EDT (#)
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I can't leave it alone.
1. You don't have a right to a lawyer if you are not being arrested.
2. I don't plan on returning to that shithole for any reason in the future.
3. I had accidentally left my registration and proof of insurance at my house, and he cut me a break on that.
4. I didn't want to bust his balls out of professional courtesy, even if he was being a dickhead and not showing me any.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 01:03:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:20:06 (#)
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I wouldn't have signed the ticket since it says that you acknowlege your guilt. Next time you should demand a lawyer and if the officer says you're being ridiculous, then the "confession" is inadmissable since you were denied your rights to counsel. Use your rights and don't take no shit from them.
Not letting your dog drive in the city because the traffic lights fuck him up is hilarious.
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thank you for that in-depth look at the intricacies of 4th amendment law.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:49:39 EDT (#)
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You took the dogs?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:45:57 EDT (#)
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I once shot a man in Amarillo.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:44:06 EDT (#)
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You know how big your fucking file is? Big enough so that once I finished a song on my playlist, the player froze until I finished scrolling to the bottom of your pic. As soon as I hit the comments, it started back up again.
How on Earth did this post? I feel sorry for dial-upers.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:35:16 EDT (#)
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Looks like fun.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:30:26 EDT (#)
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Awesome looking trip. And a hell of a post.
Submitted by Teuton (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:24:45 EDT (#)
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Thanks for taking the time to link those picures. For real though, isn't this sad: "Plus we found a gas station that had made a mistake programming a pump, and we filled up at $2.35/gallon."
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:20:24 EDT (#)
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If you were Hitler, Germany would have won WW2.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:20:06 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't have signed the ticket since it says that you acknowlege your guilt. Next time you should demand a lawyer and if the officer says you're being ridiculous, then the "confession" is inadmissable since you were denied your rights to counsel. Use your rights and don't take no shit from them.
Not letting your dog drive in the city because the traffic lights fuck him up is hilarious.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:13:51 EDT (#)
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yes GLALL.
why dont you tell everyone what it is and how to get it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:12:01 EDT (#)
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stab, he wrote me under the city ordinance instead of the state law; thats the reason that box on the left is not filled out.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:08:19 EDT (#)
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I'm jealous. Also, with the ticket, I see they didn't fill in the boxes that claimed your speed. WTF is that about? They think that little box to the right makes good for that? Fuck them, don't pay and it will probably get thrown out. Do you plan on going back to NM anytime soon? If not, that is $130 you are throwing away for nothing.
I have tickets unpaid in Virginia (big ones), Utah, and Kentucky and all of them are nowhere to be found on my record now. I was worried about Kentucky since I went through there often, but I had gotten my licence switched from Michigan to Wisconsin soon after the ticket and low and behold, NO RECORD exists. A cop ran my tags after checking me out because I was waiting in a gas station parking lot in fog so thick you couldn't see much more than 10-15 feet past your car... I figured driving 25 and still being nearly blind was uncool, so I parked. Then this fucking backwoods cop has the audacity to wonder why I stopped there and was waiting in my car.
"Why are you here?" He said.
"The fog is horrible, I couldn't see anything." I respond.
They get my licence...check...give back.
"Well, maybe that's a good thing stopping. A woman struck a deer and had extensive damage to her car which had to be towed."
Uh....No shit, officer. Well, at least I knew I was safe to fly through kentucky again... zzzooom.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:07:30 EDT (#)
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Thats a lot of money for a fucking ticket......
I liked the picture of teh bridge though
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-08 00:03:16 EDT (#)
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i know what your last name is.