Racism and Ignorance: An American Perspective (1434 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-09-08 12:08:38 EDT
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your's is a lot better.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It seems I forgot to rate this on my first time around.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:42:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for the reference to the horror that is Bee AIDS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:18:13 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Angelique Kidjo reference
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:47:51 EDT (#)
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this was pretty good.
Submitted by mark_skid (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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nuclear test site in greenland I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!!
in case you have never taken a flight from europe to ny, you would know that greenland hosts the excellent city known as GODTHAAB. and as soon as you see GODTHAAB you know you are halfway there. I do not sleep on planes and totally LIVE for Godthaab. Ok, maybe they gave their dinky little town full of gay reindeer a totally retarded name, but it DOES NOT MATTER.
so like I'm sayin, you replace fucking Godthaab with your nucular test grounds and next time you are on the london-ny flight I'm gonna switch into full-on air rage mode and poke your eyes out with a pair of empty single-serving jack daniels bottles
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:22:09 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure that voodoo is practiced in Chile (my cahntree of orejeen). But Salvador Allende was a close pal of Castro's. American history books explain that US troops ran in and killed that fucker.
Newspapers at the time and other people that were there (like my mom) recall hearing first-hand accounts of how he blew his brains out with a gun Castro gave him as a gift.
Umm...that's about the only history I know of Chile other than the fact that our version of George Washington was some dude named Bernardo O'Higgins. Yeah, O'Higgins. There were apparently a lot of Irish settlers there in the early 1800's...which could help explain my corpse-white skin.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to think racism is statistics. The more I cohabit with [insert group here] the more they fit the stereotype. And that includes mine.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:34:01 EDT (#)
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A Modest Proposal, huh.
I still don't know what I think about this post. i think it's OK to laugh at almost anything, I just don't like the fact that irony like this brings out the worst kinds of racism in some people. Plus, giving a big +2 to this post might look to the casual observer like I am agreeing with it- my name and picture are all over this site and I don't want anyone I am trying to set an example for to see me appearing to condone racism of any kind. (I know this isn't meant to be offensive, but some people will be offended by it).
And Joedaddy- paki is an extremely offensive term- I would lose my job if I ever said it to someone at work.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so true of everyone I've ever met. (I'm american)
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:05:32 EDT (#)
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U S A
U S A
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-08 14:00:34 EDT (#)
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You should have put another "Hotbed of filth and disease, and looting" over Nawlins.
Ohhhh...too soon?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very entertaining
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:34:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:22:00 (#)
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I just think ETS is a peice of shit.
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Just a piece? I was going for the whole pile.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:28:44 EDT (#)
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allow me...
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and the winner is...
<Referee Mario approaches ETS>
<Referee Mario raises ETS's arm>
Referee Mario: "KO" (in 8-bit mono sound)
<generic applause>
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:28:28 EDT (#)
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I was deemed a racist for calling someone a "paki" on this very site.
Next time I'll say it to him in Urdu so as to put an exclamation point on the
title of this post.
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:22:00 EDT (#)
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I just think ETS is a peice of shit.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:09:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:06:01 (#)
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ETS if we can't keep our racial slurs straight we are no better than the gooks.
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My God, you're right! Maybe I should make a map or something to keep them all straight in my head.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 13:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:50:37 (#)
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are you a real racist?
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are you a real retard.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:47:14 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:37:34 (#)
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Americans would have called Vietnam charlie, not thailand.
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It's all Greek to me.
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ETS if we can't keep our racial slurs straight we are no better than the gooks.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:50:37 (#)
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are you a real racist?
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"I do therefore humbly offer it to publick consideration, that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine, and my reason is, that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages, therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may, at a year old, be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune, through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump, and fat for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter."
- Jonathon Swift
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:56:39 EDT (#)
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Better than the original but still weak sauce.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:51:00 EDT (#)
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+2 because the art of the GANK is catching on (or actually, it's always been on Uber, but thanks for helping me expose it).
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:50:37 EDT (#)
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are you a real racist?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:47:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:37:34 (#)
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Americans would have called Vietnam charlie, not thailand.
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It's all Greek to me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10 techniques for using a rubber chicken as a sex toy.
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Vaginal insertion
Anal insertion
Oral insertion
Joint Vaginal insertion
Stick your dick in it
(now it gets hard)
'punishment' tool (e.g. flail clitoris with the feet)
Buried under mound of rubber chickens (burial/confinement fetish)
Load with whipped cream so chicken can splooge
(bit out there this one) roleplay <tie girl to chair and she's like "don't hurt my duck, please!" and you hit the duck and shout "I'm gonna fuckin' kill him if you don't suck my dick bitch!" and she's like "Ok, ok, just please don't hurt him">
um....
Ah ha! Get many ducks and arrange them in pornagraphic dioramas to provide a grotto of duck porn!
*complicated hand gesture*
Check on God! You have a twa'!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:37:34 EDT (#)
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Americans would have called Vietnam charlie, not thailand.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:37:23 EDT (#)
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Americans wouls have called Vietnam charlie, not thailand.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:37:22 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:29:03 EDT (#)
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Super
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:22:37 (#)
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C'mon people, think original!
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Read title: AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:25:35 EDT (#)
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I think I read somewhere that Venuzuala exports a large amount of oil to the US. Something like a quarter or something equally as daft.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:22:37 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I can't give this a positive rating. C'mon people, think original!
eg
How a Welshman shagging a leprechaun started herpes.
Or
10 techniques for using a rubber chicken as a sex toy.
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:21:33 EDT (#)
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It would appear u think you are better than other. Aren't I shocked.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:17:24 EDT (#)
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Cannibalistic Soccer Teams auto +2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:16:10 EDT (#)
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As usual, FUCKING PwNSOME!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:16:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:15:22 EDT (#)
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Argentina is just not important...unless you're that stupid Spicegirl wannabe, Madonna.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 12:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post of the week.