Myself or something like you. (623 hits)
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Submitted by Marquis (View user info) at 2005-09-08 15:28:36 EDT
If you can no longer give up your seat on a crowded bus to an old lady because you stuck you're own leg in front of another bus and broke it through stupidity, then you know you're in deep fucking trouble. Or at least you would if you weren't so rude, ignorant and stupid that you pretend the leg's still gammy and can't even keep your clothes on right.
By then, you've turned into a dirty reprobate that needs to be thrown into a river with chains&even rocks on his ankles. Some people are beyond redemption, and I don't talk of religion and heresy. If you demolish the house of an old lady before her ashes are burnt, let alone cold, then you are a heartless monster with the soul&body of the beast.
Trying to scam left right and centre because of blatant greed is bad - screwing over offices and beaurocrats who are too spineless to enforce the laws they created...if you have no respect for natural beauty and ancient, living things that stood before you were squeezed into this world and will stand when your worthless bones are dust on the wind...if you have no respect for either them or other people, you should lay down&die, preferably in a painful way.
Fuck that, just die. I wouldn't wish a painful death on anyone. Their death is enough to sate me.
In this age where insane freaks assial us with mega-phone projected wrath, convincing us of our ultimate descent into hell for our Sins, one wonders what would happen if a the Koran was preached with the same fevour on a street corner.
Fuck that too.
I don't need democratic bullshit to tear these people a new asshole. Handing out leaflets is justifiable - I can refuse them, though normally I do not. Shouting at me I cannot refuse without physically removing you from the street, but that would make me as low as a yob. And one of the few things that deserve the aforementioned ball&chain treatment more than street preachers are yobs.
By my own reckoning, subject (a) is a yob, and yet he lacks the balls to even bully people, let alone attack them. And the amount of balls required to be able to bully someone could be adequately represented on the fingers of one small tangeriene. Or by it's size. So does George Bush have balls the size of a microscopic orange?
Who can tell? Laura? Fuck her, she's not the topic. All the reports from the home of the house of the rising sun are complaints against the government. But I am not so stupid as subject (a) to believe anything without first considering that it could be propoganda. And yet with so many similar reports, can it be? How big can a conspiricy get before average joe hears about it?
Are there any conspiricies, do UFOs exist and does the FBI disect little green men? What if they're not little or green? What if they're massive, and look like a cross between fruit bats and kodiak bears?
In fact, what if they don't exist biologically as we know *it* ? What if intelligent life is formed of some state of energy? Eating pure fusion and drinking the rays of distant stars as they float through the universe, equally unaware of the mode of our existance?
In that vein, what if higher beings exist, and they're kids with antfarms, to quote a pisspoor reel of pictures? What if heartattacks and cancer are just things that happen when we die because we've annoyed them, or something similar? As if we were flies buzzing around them, tolerated until e land on their arm....then BAM! they give us gravity and a cliff. Bye-bye, do not pass go, neither do you collect dollars of any kind.
One-way ticket to hell, along with subject (a) there.
Fuck him, and fuck you too, if this post sounds like a redition of your innermost thoughts.
Fuck me then, and therefore fuck you too regardless.
Carpe Jugulum, and damn the cannons.
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-16 14:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What?! You and me need to talk...
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:34:37 EDT (#)
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Christ, the monkey can recognise trends.
Tomorrow we'll try him with shapes, and holes to fit them in. If he gets it right, someone give him a bannannaaaaa. Preferably up the arse.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:15:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:36:23 (#)
Ranking: -1
Feel better now that you got all that heavy shit off your mind&chest?
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:04:12 EDT (#)
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I hope you're not Jason Marquis.
That fuck's 3K shutout kicked me out of the playoffs.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:00:37 EDT (#)
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Fuck you too, subject (c).
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:36:23 EDT (#)
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Feel better now that you got all that heavy shit off your mind&chest?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:35:50 EDT (#)
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Whoa... what are you on? That's pretty hard to follow..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 DIE