Murphy's Law at its best. My fiance has an STD. (2384 hits)
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Submitted by tech-junkie (View user info) at 2005-09-08 15:35:27 EDT
Yep, you all read it right. My fiance has a god damn STD. Genital warts to be precise.
We've been together for 4 years, with a two month long interruption in which I needed to do some soul searching. And in that two month interruption last November and December she had a one night stand with some guy. I never really had a problem with that, because that's what single people do; get drunk and have sex. I'm assuming that's how she contracted it.
I'm getting tested tomorrow to see if I have it as well.
Fuck it, this whole thing is my fault. I shouldn't have broken up with her for that time. I'm really not sure what I should do. Anyways, back to trying to act peppy for my customers. Any advice?
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-12 08:19:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:48:16 (#)
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Skate it off, pussy. There are things you should be more worried about, like what type they are (HPV is a common form), whether she has any other, how it will affect her fertility, and what type of gun you'll use to kill her.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-12 00:31:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-11 14:08:22 (#)
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SO WHAT HAPPENED?
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I tested negative and she's going to get a second opinion on Thursday.
I also found out that the guy that diagnosed her is not a professional gynocologist, but some dumbfuck general practice PA (physician assistant). PA's go to school for a shorter time than nurses.
It totally blows me away that this made it to Most Heated. I guess Ubersite really likes STD drama.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-11 14:20:15 EDT (#)
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Cut your dick off, just to be on the safe side.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-11 14:08:22 EDT (#)
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SO WHAT HAPPENED?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-10 18:27:34 EDT (#)
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I'd probably kill myself if I were you since your 'fiance' is going to fuck many more men while you're out earning a living
Life sucks
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 18:03:03 EDT (#)
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Kill her, you STD-carrying mofo.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-10 17:31:01 EDT (#)
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What a bunch of stupid, ignorant, uninformed motherfuckers you all are. Well, a good chunk of you anyway.
Genital warts are caused by HPV--Human Papilloma Virus. This can lie dormant and non-symptomatic for the ENTIRE life of a person.
Herpes is caused by the HSVI or II virus, ALSO which can be contracted and lie dormant for your entire life.
It is estimated that 1 in 4 Americans have HSV
It is estimated that 2 in 4 Americans have HPV (in some form, and this number is steadily rising)
Neither of these STD's have anything to do with "promiscuity".
Go get tested before you start spouting your fucking mouth off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 17:15:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:24:02 (#)
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whatever, bitch. we all know you're way too fat to be sarcastic.
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Super! another internet enemy.
I'm quite busy with the ones I already have though, so I might not be able to give you the attention you deserve.
I read your posts. Magic.
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:54:39 EDT (#)
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Here's your advice right here: shut the fuck up unless you're going to make it worth reading.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:50:46 EDT (#)
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLLECTS STD'S LIKE POKEMON!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:24:02 EDT (#)
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whatever, bitch. we all know you're way too fat to be sarcastic.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 05:16:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-10 01:24:06 (#)
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"Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:28:39 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:20:40 (#)
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Zoidy is right. I saw somehwere that the majority of people carry hpv.
Cindy, I really do think you're an idiot. Sorry.
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Well that's ruined my life. I hope one day you will reconsider. maybe I will post my IQ or my GCSE certificates or Brownie Badges or something. I'm qualified to drive a MINIBUS (up to 16 seats). What idiot could do that?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
hear that, people? a MINIBUS! that's up to SIXTEEN SEATS!
lord, there is 0 doubt now that this fat cuntslap is literally mentally challenged. who says shit like this? what a fucking joke of a human.
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Yes that's right. I'm trying really hard to impress you because I care so much what you think! I wish you liked me!
(anyone with a driving licence can drive a minibus, and all the other things I listed are worthless achievements- sarcasm goes over the heads of certain people here)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-10 01:24:06 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:28:39 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:20:40 (#)
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Zoidy is right. I saw somehwere that the majority of people carry hpv.
Cindy, I really do think you're an idiot. Sorry.
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Well that's ruined my life. I hope one day you will reconsider. maybe I will post my IQ or my GCSE certificates or Brownie Badges or something. I'm qualified to drive a MINIBUS (up to 16 seats). What idiot could do that?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
hear that, people? a MINIBUS! that's up to SIXTEEN SEATS!
lord, there is 0 doubt now that this fat cuntslap is literally mentally challenged. who says shit like this? what a fucking joke of a human.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-09-09 23:46:30 EDT (#)
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I didn't think Murphy's Law stated:
Anything that can be contracted will be contracted.
Haha, I'm funnier then you.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:25:57 EDT (#)
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Hmm not sure how to respond....
I know..
Would you like fries with that?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2005-09-09 22:01:57 EDT (#)
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You know that part when you said test results came back negative? Well, I don't believe you.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-09-09 16:34:32 EDT (#)
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Spread the disease. It's your duty. You owe it to the world.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-09 15:55:45 EDT (#)
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That sucks bad!!
Sorry your girls a slut!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:43:14 EDT (#)
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Aren't they curable?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:35:38 EDT (#)
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If it comes back positive, break up. You can't get rid of genital herpes.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:26:04 EDT (#)
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Dump the slore.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:11:46 EDT (#)
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this isn't your fault.
dump the bitch.
if you ever have kids with her, those warts will fuck them up.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:53:31 EDT (#)
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Fuck a bitch man.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:45:03 EDT (#)
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My test results were negative... Thank God
I'm going to make her get a second opinion.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:58:01 EDT (#)
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it never hapened, she loves you and has shown it by still being with you.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:27:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:51:26 (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:12:49 (#)
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You people...good lord. "Its all her fault." Well unless you're all virgins, in which case I get to laugh at you, you have a pretty good chance of having come into contact with it as well. As many as 1 in 3 (and some estimates put it at 1 in 2) women have genital warts. And no, they're not carrying it in their purse.
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Alright guys, Zoid's right on this one. Some 80% of the US population has some form of the virus. It can remain dormant for years after the exposure and stress or lowered immune systems can cause outbreaks. Most men will carry it all their lives and not know it. The only reason women usually find out about it is through their routine pap smears. She will have to be careful, studies show it can possibly be a factor in causing cervical cancer.
If it was herpes, I could understand the outcry that occurred below me. But this is fucking insane blaming her for it and telling him to walk. It's not the end of the world, it does not mean she's a leper and there's a good damn chance she had it even before she met what's his name who posted this. I'm not surprised that it's Zoidberg and Caulaincourt speaking as the voices of reason here. At least they have the capacity to think and respond rationally and are humane about it.
The lack of intelligent thought on this site is appalling sometimes.
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If the above is true, which I suspect it is, there is every chance you carry the virus and gave it to her... or that she's had the virus for many years without ever having symptoms.
I'd suggest not trying to apportion blame here, find out what it means, what the treatment is, and what the consequences are, for both of you, and make an informed, adult decision.
The idea that is this some punishment for having a one night stand is absurd.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:28:29 EDT (#)
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it never happened.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-09 00:24:58 EDT (#)
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some of these comments are fucking gold
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-08 23:50:17 EDT (#)
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look at it this way...in a month or so your dick'll be ribbed for her pleasure.
dip your peener in liquid nitrogen and you're fine.
+1 for talking about your stds. we like that.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-08 23:21:54 EDT (#)
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You have it.
Now go get aids and blast a few loads directly into her ass.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:36:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:49:41 (#)
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Meh, you're not strangers to me... everyone here's my friend... except when you're blasting America.
She got Freedom warts from some French man?
Get some America wart off.
:-)
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:16:49 EDT (#)
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Motherfuck.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 21:04:21 EDT (#)
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Most heated?!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 19:42:41 EDT (#)
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Someone called me humane...wow! :~)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:53:26 EDT (#)
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With that said, I'm going back to PFF's Electro shooting gallery.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:51:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:12:49 (#)
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You people...good lord. "Its all her fault." Well unless you're all virgins, in which case I get to laugh at you, you have a pretty good chance of having come into contact with it as well. As many as 1 in 3 (and some estimates put it at 1 in 2) women have genital warts. And no, they're not carrying it in their purse.
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Alright guys, Zoid's right on this one. Some 80% of the US population has some form of the virus. It can remain dormant for years after the exposure and stress or lowered immune systems can cause outbreaks. Most men will carry it all their lives and not know it. The only reason women usually find out about it is through their routine pap smears. She will have to be careful, studies show it can possibly be a factor in causing cervical cancer.
If it was herpes, I could understand the outcry that occurred below me. But this is fucking insane blaming her for it and telling him to walk. It's not the end of the world, it does not mean she's a leper and there's a good damn chance she had it even before she met what's his name who posted this. I'm not surprised that it's Zoidberg and Caulaincourt speaking as the voices of reason here. At least they have the capacity to think and respond rationally and are humane about it.
The lack of intelligent thought on this site is appalling sometimes.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:15:46 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:08:25 EDT (#)
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Have unprotected sex with a stranger and you get punished. Break up with her.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 18:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:55:10 (#)
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WARTY WARTY WARTY WARTY WOO
WARTY WARTY WARTY WARTY WOO
WARTY
WAAARTY
warty
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That made me laugh too.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:58:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:18:11 (#)
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NotSteve, she had a Pap smear done today and just found out. I fucking dropped her off at the doctor's office for it. She came out of the office with red, bloodshot eyes.
that made me laugh
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:55:44 EDT (#)
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To my knowledge, as indicated by some below, that's a curable disease, so it could be a lot worse. Best of luck.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:55:10 EDT (#)
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WARTY WARTY WARTY WARTY WOO
WARTY WARTY WARTY WARTY WOO
WARTY
WAAARTY
warty
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:48:58 EDT (#)
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All I can say is that in no way this is your fault. None. You haven't done shit. It doesn't matter if you broke up with her, she had the choice to go fuck someone with warts and she accepted the offer. Personally, I wouldn't want someone who would make such a rash decision during such a break. Who knows if she got it while she was having The Stand (which you should refer to it as such from now on, because that would rule face) or if she got it somewhere else and she isnt telling you.
Also, the way she is acting in the situation is very important. If she is trying to minimize and shift blame, I'd say bag it and go home. Or bag it and put it in her ass on video. but if she is sincerely sorry and you can find a way to let it go, I'd do it, just for the sake of the relationship being 4 years and all.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:21:03 EDT (#)
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I wish I could say this made me smile.
Genital warts, herpes, humanpapillomavirus, it's pretty common.
Especially when you have unprotected sex. Be glad that's all she (possibly you) contracted.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:20:43 EDT (#)
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I got gonnereah from a tractor.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:49:26 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:26 (#)
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it's karma for breaking up with her.
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You are a fucking idiot. That was beyond retarded.
Karma should gas you for fucking up humanity's IQ average
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PWNED!!!!!!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:12:49 EDT (#)
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You people...good lord. "Its all her fault." Well unless you're all virgins, in which case I get to laugh at you, you have a pretty good chance of having come into contact with it as well. As many as 1 in 3 (and some estimates put it at 1 in 2) women have genital warts. And no, they're not carrying it in their purse.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-08 17:06:31 EDT (#)
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i'm giving this a +1 although it did not make me smile at all. i just feel bad for you. and her too.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:57:25 EDT (#)
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Contracting genital warts was her fault. Marrying her would be your fault.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:47:37 EDT (#)
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Do some checking and make sure she hasn't cheated....you never know, she could have gotten it from that...
Submitted by IWasRaped (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:45:45 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
B@W, best post ever!!!!
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:42:48 EDT (#)
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Firstly: Not your fault. She is responsible for her own actions. As far as breaking up goes, I'll leave that to you as to whether it was a bad thing or not. But anything that she did because of it is entirely on her shoulders. She had the choice. Don't let her convince you otherwise.
So, as far as what to do now? Tough call. How well do you know her? How well did you know her before this incident? Did this incident surprise you, or was it something you'd expect, given what you know of her? If it's something you'd expect given her nature--run. There's no room for that kind of attitude and irresponsibility in a marriage relationship.
If it was a surprise, things are perhaps better. But perhaps not. How has she handled the situation? Has she tried to shift the responsibility on you while minimizing her own fault in the matter?
Either way, you two need to talk. Negative patterns before marriage will *not* stop after marriage if the root cause doesn't go away. If this is how she's going to act when times get difficult, what's to stop her from behaving thusly after you're married?
What's her attitude? That's as key a thing as any in determining the success of a fruitful marriage relationship--and a marriage friendship. Friendship is an incredibly-vital part of a florishing marriage. And friendship desperately needs communication, and even moreso in a marriage situation. Compromise and communication are the words of the day. And acceptance of one's own responsibility.
I can't really gauge much more than this at this juncture, not knowing how she's reacting. Further bulletins as events warrant.
Before you go any further, I highly, HIGHLY, *HIGHLY* most definitely recommend both of you buying, borrowing, or otherwise (legally) obtaining and reading two books: "Wild at Heart" by John Eldridge, and "Captivating" by John and Stasi Eldridge. Sheds an unbelievable amount of light on who men and women were meant to be, why they behave how they do, what makes them tick. These two books should be required reading for the whole of the human race. Buy them today.
Shoot me an email at jinkywilliams.at.gmail.com if you feel like chatting further.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by mark_skid (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:41:03 EDT (#)
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just one more excuse to get that sex change you always wanted...
look ma, no unit! just lop that sucker off, warts n' all
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:38:13 EDT (#)
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I mean no offense by it at all. It's just that sometimes things work in strange ways. Ever see that poster with the super model on it and the caption says something like this," Someone, some where is sick of her shit."? Yeah, that comes to mind when I think of this situation. However, due to self esteem issues and other insecurities we find ourselves clinging to the people that we should be running from. I think you should stick with it if it's worth it.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:36:23 EDT (#)
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be glad its not herpes
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:34:01 EDT (#)
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McGee, you're right... I probably couldn't do any better. Har har!
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:30:30 EDT (#)
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Zoid is right, even though I brought up HPV before he did. Seriously, she'll be putting out like crazy thinking that no guy will ever touch her again and that you are the best man in the world for staying with her, when the truth is that you probably couldn't do any better. Life sucks.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:28:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:20:40 (#)
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Zoidy is right. I saw somehwere that the majority of people carry hpv.
Cindy, I really do think you're an idiot. Sorry.
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Well that's ruined my life. I hope one day you will reconsider. maybe I will post my IQ or my GCSE certificates or Brownie Badges or something. I'm qualified to drive a MINIBUS (up to 16 seats). What idiot could do that?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:26:26 EDT (#)
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And dude, look at a further silver lining.
This will make your relationship stronger then you can imagine. Right now your fiancee feels like a leper. She thinks no one will ever want to touch her again.
Let her know you love her no matter what, warts and all, and you can demand steak and sex every fucking night for a year
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:23:25 EDT (#)
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and just to clarify before some fuck goes "Oh noezzzzzz Zoidberg u IZ WRONG!!111" there is NO test for genital warts without visible symptoms (I know, I know vinegar swab, but they still have to be there to show up) I used to be an STD counselor so believe me, I know what I'm talking about.
All a blood test can reveal is that you have human papilloma virus, of which there are something like 64 strains, 3 of which cause genital lesions. This is the virus that causes warts. Everyone gets warts.
So like someone else said, dont worry about it. Be glad its not herpes (though just FYI, herpes can lay dormant without causing any symptoms for years too)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:21:40 EDT (#)
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Here is +2 as sympathy cos this post is probably going to get on most heated, warts and all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:20:40 EDT (#)
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Zoidy is right. I saw somehwere that the majority of people carry hpv.
Cindy, I really do think you're an idiot. Sorry.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:18:33 EDT (#)
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"no. it's fine. now i know what i have to do."
"what?"
"i'm going to fuck your mother."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:18:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:13:35 (#)
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Seriously though, Mr Caulincourt. Since you are an admitted Bi-Sexual, do you need to worry about anal warts as well?... is there such a thing?
Enquiring minds want to know?
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Yes, anal warts are a possibility.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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NotSteve, she had a Pap smear done today and just found out. I fucking dropped her off at the doctor's office for it. She came out of the office with red, bloodshot eyes.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:16:53 EDT (#)
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? Dude chances are pretty good she had it before yall had a 2 month break. Most STD's, and genital warts especially, lay dormant.
What that means is, most people who have it won't show any symptoms. Most women who find out just get an abnormal pap smear result back.
The good news? Its a minor inconvenience. Given a healthy immune system they generally dont come back.
I don't know why you're going in to get tested for warts. There is no test for genital warts, aside from if there are obvious symptoms.
But anyway, long story short, dont sweat it. If yall have been having sex,yeah you probably have it but 1, it usually doesn't cause symptoms and 2, most people have it. (and no, I know what everyone is thinking, no symptoms here, yet anyway)
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:15:08 EDT (#)
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my advice: get a new fiancee without warts, genital or otherwise. - said c1ndy, and I happen to agree.
Fuck her! Wait... stop fucking her then go fuck somebody else. She should have told you she had them. I think she was paying you back for breaking up with her.
-2 for asking this question because it has such and obvious answer.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:14:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:09:39 (#)
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He just asked us what we thought."""
Your thoughts show you're an idiot, that's what I'm saying. Go back to watching CSI and eating your emotions away.
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Caulaincourt, stop pretending you think I'm an idiot. you know your are in awe of my writing, picture taking and posting talents.
I did watch an episode of CSI earlier. It was set in a Las Vegas Womens prison.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:13:35 EDT (#)
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Seriously though, Mr Caulincourt. Since you are an admitted Bi-Sexual, do you need to worry about anal warts as well?... is there such a thing?
Enquiring minds want to know?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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The reason is that you are not worth wasting my time"""
Yeah, writing a hundred replies on your own posts really shows that you don't have time to waste.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:08:21 (#)
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Of course I will wait WTH, I beat you to your lame jokes and now you've got nothing. Unless you start writing in caps LIKE THAT like YOU usually DO!
You're so funny.
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Thank you. Are you still waiting? Good, but I must warn you my intraweb friend, it isn't going to happen.
Why is that? you must be asking yourself. The reason is that you are not worth wasting my time on any longer. It's been fun, but I am through with you sir, have a nice day!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:09:39 EDT (#)
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He just asked us what we thought."""
Your thoughts show you're an idiot, that's what I'm saying. Go back to watching CSI and eating your emotions away.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:08:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:49 (#)
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The only advice I can give you is to try to pretend that you are me instead of you.
Because I'M sitting here laughing my ass off.
Sorry.
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OHMYGOD AHAHAHAAH
that was too mean
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:08:21 EDT (#)
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Of course I will wait WTH, I beat you to your lame jokes and now you've got nothing. Unless you start writing in caps LIKE THAT like YOU usually DO!
You're so funny.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:06:51 EDT (#)
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Tell that bitch to take a hike. If she can't have the courtesy to tell you she has a warty muff, she doesn't deserve your marriage/money.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:49:26 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:26 (#)
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it's karma for breaking up with her.
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You are a fucking idiot. That was beyond retarded.
Karma should gas you for fucking up humanity's IQ average.
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uh... that's not like serious advice, this is uber not the doctors surgery or church or something. He just asked us what we thought.
I notice that the comment enraged you so much that you nipped over to one of my old posts and gave it another -2 for good measure though. Super.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 16:04:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:56:57 (#)
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*taps fingers while waiting for WTH to make lame joke about homos and french people loving STD's*
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Keep waiting my friend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:56:57 EDT (#)
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*taps fingers while waiting for WTH to make lame joke about homos and french people loving STD's*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:56:18 EDT (#)
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Kill her...I'll take the body off your hands.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:55:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:52:04 (#)
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HAR HAR!!
WHORE!!!
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Prime example of a Uber-virgin.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:54:02 EDT (#)
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Meh, you're not strangers to me... everyone here's my friend... except when you're blasting America."""
Strangers or not, keep in mind that most people here never had sex or if they did, it rarely exceeded beyond their equally ugly partner. So maybe you ought to look elsewhere for advice. America blasts other countries, we blast back...it's fun :-D
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:52:04 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR!!
WHORE!!!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:49:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:47:04 (#)
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Genital warts are not for life. Eventually the system fights them. Or you might be a carrier of the particular virus (there are many types of this STD) but never have any wart. I've never had any personally but I know a load of people who did. They are highly infectious even with protection and therefore are very common. All it takes is a small medical intervention and your problem is gone.
Be thankful it's not herpes or some shit.
It must be annoying, but certainly not worth panicking...or informing internet strangers.
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Meh, you're not strangers to me... everyone here's my friend... except when you're blasting America.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:49:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:26 (#)
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it's karma for breaking up with her.
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You are a fucking idiot. That was beyond retarded.
Karma should gas you for fucking up humanity's IQ average.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:48:57 EDT (#)
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Jesus, disregard the "genital herpes-tastic" comment from my original reply.
Warts, O-tron, warts. NOT herpes.
I need to get out of this place today...my mind is clearly failing me at every turn.
Have another error-inspired +2.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:48:16 EDT (#)
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Skate it off, pussy. There are things you should be more worried about, like what type they are (HPV is a common form), whether she has any other, how it will affect her fertility, and what type of gun you'll use to kill her. Or you could think about all children suffering in Somalia and in the Asian sex industry and you'll feel alot better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:47:04 EDT (#)
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Genital warts are not for life. Eventually the system fights them. Or you might be a carrier of the particular virus (there are many types of this STD) but never have any wart. I've never had any personally but I know a load of people who did. They are highly infectious even with protection and therefore are very common. All it takes is a small medical intervention and your problem is gone.
Be thankful it's not herpes or some shit.
It must be annoying, but certainly not worth panicking...or informing internet strangers.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:46:28 EDT (#)
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Here's to hoping it isn't teh HIV.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:46:23 EDT (#)
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Actually, have a +2. I'm sorry for that.
I don't think I'd be able to stay with her cuz I'm a gentleman that enjoys munching kitty. And by that I mean performing cunnilingus.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:46:22 EDT (#)
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hpv is extremely treatable and often curable
don't flip out too much
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:50 (#)
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Ick...good luck with all that.
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Eww.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:43:47 EDT (#)
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Her, not him.
My mind is mush today. Have a +2 for the error.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:43:38 EDT (#)
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Share the wealth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:43:12 EDT (#)
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You could always just embrace it, marry him, contract them yourself, and live a blissful, bumpy genital herpes-tastic life together.
Maybe buy some stock in the company that makes Aldera. Good family investment.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:26 (#)
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it's karma for breaking up with her.
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This is the most ignorant comment I've ever heard.
Fuck that whore and the herpes infected saddle she rode in on.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:41:09 EDT (#)
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Skate it off. It's nothing.
Just a....
GENITAL WART!!!!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:39:49 EDT (#)
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Itchy & Scratchy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:39:21 EDT (#)
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My advice?
Time for some more 'soul-searching'...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:50 EDT (#)
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Ick...good luck with all that.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:49 EDT (#)
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The only advice I can give you is to try to pretend that you are me instead of you.
Because I'M sitting here laughing my ass off.
Sorry.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:37:26 EDT (#)
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it's karma for breaking up with her.
my advice: get a new fiancee without warts, genital or otherwise.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-08 15:36:57 EDT (#)
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Damn, that sucks. It could be a lot worse though.