9/11 Will Be Avenged! America Will Prevail! Anyone Who Disagrees Can Burn In Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (947 hits)
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Rating: 1.84 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2005-09-09 01:43:41 EDT
Or not, I dunno. But here's some cool fucking toys.
User Reviews
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-09 14:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If they bottled the smell of caps, I would wear it.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 13:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey! sassy just woke up!
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:22:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sass just got anal? Poor neglected bastard.
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more than you know...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-09-09 13:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-09-09 12:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simple simon was bullshit. I swear that thing would change patterns on you in the middle of the sequence, if you listened hard enough you could hear it laugh at your frustration.
But, I sent mine into a wall at like 60 MPH and stood over the million pieces and politely asked "Who's laughing now, Mother Fucker?"
Then my Dad yelled at me for being a sore loser. Simon lead to extensive emotional scarring.....
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do de big bad curse words offend da ittle British sensibilities?
Fuck that. I'll cuss all I want to, particularly in a place like Ubersite.
Fuckity fuck McFucksticks, you fuckfaced fuckalope. """
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"Fuckity fuck McFucksticks, you fuckfaced fuckalope."
I will say that 100 times today.
To strangers.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that wasn't supposed to be -2 by the way, scrolly thing. apologies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-09 10:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:35:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do de big bad curse words offend da ittle British sensibilities?
Fuck that. I'll cuss all I want to, particularly in a place like Ubersite.
Fuckity fuck McFucksticks, you fuckfaced fuckalope. """
it's not cos of offence don't be silly, it's just a lot of people can't see the pictures at work because they get filtered.
I wanted to see your post becasue of the reviews but can't.
An american is much more likely to get offended because of bad language than a brit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The reason Apollo doesn't want swearing in the filename is because his browser has a filter that won't show the picture if there is a dirty word in the filename. Just so's you know.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sass just got anal? Poor neglected bastard.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost threw a -2 for not mentioning jarts.
Then I remembered the paper "caps" and hitting whole rolls with hammers.
Those were the days.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Como te gusta me pinga (That's Spanish for YOU RULE)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Nerf
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-09 07:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hungry hungry hippos/
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-09 04:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How does Chutes and Ladders differ from Snakes and Ladders?!?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP NAMING FILES WITH SWEAR WORDS IN THEM.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
by the beard of zeus, i'm going to get some rest.
"but sass, why are you so tired?"
because it's hard to put a peener in a pooper.
the end.
<passes out>
ps - i'll probably do a summary post on monday or tuesday, depending on how quickly i can post bail in new york.
peace, bitches!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, all peeners aside, i'm referring to the toys i could bring to school. the kind that my teachers would approve of.
oops, my bad. i grew up in a religious school. har har catholic peener
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you talking about.
my favorite toy (yes even back in the day) was my peener.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you're a horrible, horrible, ass-fucking man, Sass.
On that note, I'm going to bed.
Rorrrrww.
Later.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, this post started off innocent enough.
just a post about some toys. not even the newfangled toys that today's spoiled brats consume by the thousands. we're just talking about the good ol' toys of yesteryear...
and somehow it all went tragically wrong.
sorry for sodomizing this post with my...
poop
poopmouth!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha! I fooled you. That's actually a body mold of Fat Tony.
And you LIKED it!!!
Sick fuck.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, much different with a girl.
i'm so used to yours, Pokey, or at least the life-sized body mold you FedEx'd me last week.
damn thing is already completely torn up. bite marks and bloodstains...you know the drill.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe. thanks for the "tips", guys.
well, rad, we trust each other.
enough to where she believes i won't run and tell a bunch of random people on the internet 5 seconds after it happened.
well, actually, the ride home sucked. i left the windows down on my car and it rained for almost 2 hours! i was absolutely soaked...
wait for it
and THEN i got in the car!
ZING!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAN BLOCKER IS MY HERO
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, more power to you Sass old Hoss. Glad you put it in a girl this time. Had to be more fun.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sass, if you want some feedback on that.
1. astroglide is the bestest of the best.
2. good fer ya1!!!
3. if she is having issues with her pooper, a nice load in the ass will clear it right up.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pokey, your last comment would have made me cry...if i didn't have a permanent smile etched on my face.
<gloats>
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. saliva
2. none (there's a lot of trust between us)
3. nah, put it on the back of her t-shirt...i'm classy like that.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't sleep. And I suck at life.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa Sassy! Watch out for Hepititus man.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why are you posting at 2 AM? better yet, why am i still awake?
oh, that's right. i get to sleep in tomorrow. i gotta wake my ass up at the crack o' noon to pick up my buddies. we're going to new york for the next 3 days! WOOT!
see ya monday, motherfuckers!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sassmaster, a few questions.
1. what kind of lube did you use?
2. COndom or no condom?
3. did you make her taste what she had for lunch?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+.02 for each of the paratrooper guys that have gotten stuck in my parents' gutters.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 much information
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gold.
not nerf, but poof. my parents couldn't afford the official nerf style football. for the same price, you could buy like 10 of the poof footballs. none of my neighbors had pets, yet everyone of my damn footballs ended up getting chewed to bits. WTF?
+2 because i tried anal sex for the first time tonight! (I put it in a GIRL's ass...for a change)
hmm...should i use discretion before posting this? nah!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Benissimo (that doesnt really mean anything)
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see toys like this and get pissed at growing up in the early 90s, the time when kid's toys became pussified.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff..but I think alot of this stuff is still around..i played with half this stuff when I was a kid
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 (That's uber for excellent)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LINCOLN WAS BORN AND RAISED IN A LOG CABIN SYRUP FACTORY
DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent (that's English for excellente)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-09 01:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellente (that's spanish for excellent)