First Killer Bees- Now This (1716 hits)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (View user info) at 2005-09-09 01:52:33 EDT
...yesterday at a cellular direct-dealer in Austin...
Four black women enter the store
First black woman:
"I just found these three ladies at the Convention Center. They're evacuees from Hurricane Katrina and they need cell phones"
Store clerk:
"Ok, let's see what we can do. What is your name?"
Second black woman:
"Keisha Jenkins"
Store clerk:
"Ok, Keisha, may I have your i.d.?"
Keisha:
"Didn't you herr whut she sed?! I left everything behind in Luhisianna."
Store clerk:
"Ok, that's fine. We can set you up with a prepaid account."
Keisha:
"BUT I DON'T WAUNT PREPAID!"
Store clerk:
"Well ma'am, I have to verify you are who you say you are"
Keisha:
"Why won't nobody hep us?!"
Store clerk:
"I am trying to help. If you sign up for a prepaid account I will discount the price of your phone for you."
Keisha:
"BUT I DON'T WAUNT PREPAID!"
Store clerk:
"Does anyone have an i.d.?"
Third black woman:
"I do. I waunt the free phone that cums when you sign up."
Store clerk (running woman's id through computer):
"Ok ma'am, you have a $500 deposit on your credit"
Third black woman:
"But how much wit da free phone?"
Store clerk:
"Ma'am you don't qualify for the free phone."
Third black woman:
"But I saws it on tv! I git a free phone!"
Store clerk:
Actually ma'am, the ad says 'recieve a free phone when you qualify'. Your credit doesn't qualify."
[Arguing persists, blah blah blah. Bad credit wanting a free ride, etc.]
True story. I saw on the news that a hurricane evacuee actually got arrested in San Antonio trying to buy crack. And the kicker is, every MOTHERFUCKING black person with the ability to speak is now crying racism. Excuse me???? Racism?
You claim that the government wasn't quick enough to reach your dumb drowning ass because you're black, right? Well by that same logic, you must have been looting, raping, shooting and setting fires because you're black. If your blackness caused you to riot, I guess the government had reason to fear rescuing your savage ass.
Hmmm... On 9-11-01 did white people in Manhattan start raping each other and robbing stores? NO! They were in as much danger as the New Orleans dipshits only Manhattanites had no warning. When Rodney King's drugged-out ass was restrained by LAPD who were later cleared of any wrong doing, what exactly did that have to do with the rest of LA's blacks? NOTHING!! It was just another excuse to try and grab some free shit, you greedy little monkeys. Did white people start throwing molotov coctails through store fronts when OJ was aquitted? NO!! And there are plenty of poor white people in LA, like the million or so starving actors.
At ground zero, the federal government did not arrive right away as everything was shut down. The local MUNICIPAL agencies handled the chaos. The NYPD and the FDNY under the command of Mayor Giulliani saved the people trapped downtown. Maybe YOU should have become a cop instead of sitting on your black ass collecting welfare and trying to catch a glimpse of Master P or Mystikal. Wait a minute, what am I talking about? My friends from Metarie tell me the New Orleans Police are worse than Mexican federales: bribes, bribes and more bribes. The only time they went to Bourbon St. was to show out-of-town guests.
Former Residents of New Orleans Should Have:
A. Kicked The Drug Habit
B. Had a Real Job
C. Become a Cop to Clean Up The City
D. Bought a Car
E. If you couldn't do any of the above, you should have panhandled the cash to get the FUCK OUT of a place that needs to be EVACUATED every other year... Go Greyhound!!
I know all of this has been said before. The problem is, every day on the news there is another soundbite of SOME MONKEY who's decided to "Stay in Texas" said with a shit-eating grin. The funny thing is, YOU WEREN'T INVITED. You don't visit someone's house and say, "hmm, I like it here, I'm going to stay". That is fucking bullshit. You're bitching that the rest of the country is racist, but you sure don't mind movin' on in.
I swear to god I used to only hate beaners. I was actually going to give money to the Red Cross! Well fuck that! How's that for a self-fulfilling prophecy- now I hate blacks, too! Way to go, assholes.
Fuck you Rick Perry for making their problem our problem! Fuck you Arkansas for not taking your share, you fucking cowards!
Here are some maps of Texas. Notice how the unemployment mysteriously goes up where we border the beaners in Mexico and blacks in Louisianna. I have no choice but to move to Wyoming and if any of you follow me, YER GETTIN' LYNCHED!
http://txsdc.utsa.edu/maps/thematic/sf3dp-2k/sf3dp005.php
http://txsdc.utsa.edu/download/pdf/txcensus/hispanic.jpg
http://txsdc.utsa.edu/download/pdf/txcensus/black.jpg
Also, if you are a resident, here are all the crime stats. You know what it means.
http://www.delmar.edu/socsci/rlong/data/CrimeData/txrates-2003-t-2.htm
poor texas :(
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User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-09 17:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wyoming is indeed beautiful.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-09 17:24:09 EDT (#)
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Killer Bees, hordes of rampaging Negroes, I am assuming ghey marriages and a rain of frogs is next...
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:59:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-09 07:06:57 (#)
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what is a beaner?
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Are you being serious? I never know. A beaner is a mexican.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-09 09:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking darkies always looking for a handout.
Or..looking for somewhere to score some rock.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, so if I go to hell over this, at least I know I'm in good company.
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:32:06 EDT (#)
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"At ground zero, the federal government did not arrive right away as everything was shut down." However, they had managed to show up two days later.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:31:23 EDT (#)
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It's a free country and those people can stay in Texas if they want to - they don't need an "invite" from you or anyone else.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:26:50 EDT (#)
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Bravo
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:16:27 EDT (#)
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Even I can make a half-assed racism post.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-09 08:07:37 EDT (#)
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Don't people have better things than cell phones to spend their last dollars on when they've lost everything in a hurricane?
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-09 07:38:07 EDT (#)
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It's Killa Beez, nigga.
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
I bet you didn't know that.
And now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Just like I know that this post is shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-09 07:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a grip man. It's a city. It's been evacuated. People are going to be disorientated and emotional, they're gonna do and say silly things.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-09 07:06:57 EDT (#)
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what is a beaner?
that last crime states page was the most poorly thrown together piece of shit i've ever seen
Submitted by Karsh (user info) at 2005-09-09 05:26:47 EDT (#)
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You want to know what's even more fucked up? The stupid white people who sit there and back them becase they don't want to be looked at as "Another rascist". You put things in perfect perspective.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-09 05:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fuckers had a week to leave the city. They knew it was dangerous to stay, they could have pawned that TV they got from the R.A.C., it's not like they were going to come looking for refugees.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-09 04:01:46 EDT (#)
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For being blatantly and ridiculously racist, I thoroughly enjoyed this for some reason. Good job.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:59:11 EDT (#)
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Hippy???? Im in Dallas and cuss Mexicans on a daily basis but this post was shit.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:37:14 (#)
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I formally disown you as a fellow Texan.
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Fuck you, hippy. Is this post nice? No. Is it true? You bet your ass.
The world isn't all flowers and hugs and a chain of clasped rainbow-colored hands.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:37:14 EDT (#)
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I formally disown you as a fellow Texan.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 03:29:03 EDT (#)
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+2 cause it'd suck to be a Texan right about now.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:51:41 (#)
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The black people map says there arent many black people in Compton.
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Yeah, that's weird. But it's funny how Chicago and St. Louis stand out in the midwest! Sorry have to live there. Donkey punch Oprah Winfrey for me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:52:36 EDT (#)
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+2 because I'm getting really fucking tired of minorities in Chicago. I can only imagine what texas is like. I condone moving to Wyoming.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:51:41 EDT (#)
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The black people map says there arent many black people in Compton.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:20:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:00:00 (#)
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"They were in as much danger as the New Orleans dipshits only Manhattanites had no warning"
If you can explain to me how someone watching the twin towers falling, blocks away, was in the same amount of danger as someone standing on the roof of a flooded house with no food, electricity or water, i'll give you a plus 2.
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I never specified someone on a roof vs. someone blocks away. The people in the burning towers which were later rescued could have taken that time to rape their fellow co-workers instead of calling loved ones or waving out the windows. Or they could have shot at the FDNY just trying to help them. Or they could have stolen their co-workers wallets before jumping out the window. Same with the people on the planes. Instead of "Let's Roll" there last motto of self sacrifice, they could have said, "Let's Fuck!" and grabbed an 8-year-old to rape. As for the people blocks away, beside smoke inhalation, being smothered with ash and being trapped on an island with all transportation shut down and missing loved ones, the whole country PERCEIVED imminent danger. I still remember how we all had no clue what was coming next.
The people in the super-dome were NOT on a rooftop. They were not in danger of being swept away. They had plenty of time to BRING FOOD to the dome. If a person is just trying to survive, you loot food and boats, not tvs and electronics. You try to flag down help, you don't rape a child in the super-dome bathroom. You try to get elderly out of their homes, not set them on fire! Things would have gone a lot smoother if the National Guard did not have to spend the 2nd and 3rd days trying to stop all the crime instead of rescue people and bring supplies.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:01:07 EDT (#)
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Poor post.
:-(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-09 02:00:00 EDT (#)
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"They were in as much danger as the New Orleans dipshits only Manhattanites had no warning"
If you can explain to me how someone watching the twin towers falling, blocks away, was in the same amount of danger as someone standing on the roof of a flooded house with no food, electricity or water, i'll give you a plus 2.