Come back Danger Ranger! (983 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-09-09 18:48:42 EDT
I am sorry for when I called you Danger Minger.
Rad will you shave off your beard if Ranger comes back?
Thorpe and Williamson will you promise to stop stalking him.
Pantsare stupid will have to be his intranet girlfriend.
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm... well looky here. I've been 'back' ever since that homo williamson left, th1ndy - it was like a reflex action. I hope your baby's well and that you've stopped dressing it like a candy cane. Years from now you'll reflect on that and wonder wtf you were thinking, of course by then you'll be doing infomercials for Shearers Institute How-to-Speak-Proper-Like-Lotion, and your little girl will be wondering how the fuck to warn sally from home and away about the bad man and lactating. Naturally you, being a good mother, will hit Alan Shearer up for Shearers Institute Anti-Gravity-Post-Suckling-Juice, he will say fuck th1ndy I'm not jebus I'm just a goal poacher, to which you will relent and reply no wonder you retired you're shit and he will say yes but I have this wonderful institute. you will look around and think it's not that great, Alan, and then he and Redskies will have sex, in the six yard box, which is akin to premature ejaculation. sp.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-05 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You spelt Nonchalant wrong.
Danger is never coming back. I say that we should pretend he never existed. That Bart should archive everthing and delete his posts + any reference to DR off this site.
DR is dead to me.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-05 10:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's fine - just taking a break. You want me to give him a message?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sob... I'm still very sad and upset about this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-12 04:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=16064
This is the man that is Danger_Ranger
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-12 04:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is danger ranger?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-12 04:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-12 04:28:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:43:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad you got banned
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cunt
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wow what a speedy retaliation!
I'll be back to -2 something you do in early October! It's a date!
It's super that you still want to be my internet enemy. I thought you had forgotten about me!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-12 04:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 05:43:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad you got banned
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cunt
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-11 10:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone get this fucker to come back.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Imustnotpostwhiledrunk
Imustnot postwhile drunk
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Me too thindy, me too.
do you ever pronounce your name like that? You know like in the brady movie????
many plus twos for the bottle of wine. Even though I'm sucking on a beer.
Yay for Australian beer!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad Daniel is OK.
Damn drinking! I wasn't going to post again until I had a good idea. I even have a good idea but I need to take my camera into work.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger is fine, he sent several emails w/ song attachments last days/week- concerned about Gulf Coast. Didn't know he was MIA.
I only have time to hit Uber few minutes every day or so, working in Mobile, Al, clearing trees. Told him couldn't listen to songs yet since my ears are ringing like a rodie for Motorhead from running chainsaws all day last weeks, mostly in Bayou Labatre, AL (it was in the movie Forest Gump where Bubba and Forest had their shrimping business?), it's gone. Just gone. Have taken in B. Labatre couple so must stay here for now in aunt's hous w extra bedrooms in mobile, and hope to read your missed posts/talk to you all in next week or two in reviews. But Danger is at large and in charge, somewhere.
Love you all, thanks for all the caring comments and emails. You guys rule
Holly, if you see, sent text message explaining downed cell towers. hope you got.
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ps to Cindy, Blimey!!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come out come out wherever you are
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, you live near the bastard. Go find him.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE THAT FREAKY, FREAKY AUSTRALIAN PIECE OF MAN
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-09 21:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gibberish was stonedsillys' (harmlessness) alter.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-09 20:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had some drinks just so I could appreciate this post.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> Tell him Manic misses him.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 19:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
go round his house williamson and make him come online
explain that nobody ever leaves ubersite, except gibberish
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
remember 'post while drunk, review while sober'...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71639
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bollocks. i knew there was something.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss the old chap...
Then again, I'm incredibly drunk too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
remember 'post while drunk, review while sober'...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71639
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-09 18:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Imustnotpostwhiledrunk
Imustnot postwhile drunk