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Glitch In The Matrix (766 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.25 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <josh_nielsen54.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-15 02:03:38 EDT


So I went to the first showing tonight of Matrix: Reloaded. The movie wasn't half bad and was just beginning to get really good when the lights went out and sirens came on. Then there was a voice over a speaker claiming that an "emergency has been reported. please proceed to the nearest exit in a calm and orderly manor"....WTF?

So everyone (in six theatres) begins to go outside. As almost everyone is outside (in the pouring rain, we hear another announcement that this is a false alarm and everyone can come back inside. As everyone is trying to squeeze back inside, the fire dept. pulls up and runs in.

So, 45 long minutes later we learn that lighting hit one of the air conditioners on top of the building and they couldn't get the alarms to reset, or the power to come back on.

Half a movie, some extremly wet clothes, and very pissed off, I am finally home unsatisfied and bitching on Uber.

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Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-07-09 22:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's gotta suck. Don't worry, you didnt miss anything....

Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-24 17:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-05-16 01:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Something like that happened when I went to see 'The Sixth Day'..the film broke and everybody got comp'ed.

I didn't see any people camping out here, but I did see some people dressed up. Thats just several different kinds of sad

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-05-15 13:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am sorry that happened and you should go see the movie because it is pretty good but hte ending is kind of annoying.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-15 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You didn't camp out for this did you? I saw on the news this morning that people were camping out. People this is not a concert, ball game, or live show it's a MOVIE.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-15 09:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha. glitch in the matrix. clever....

man, that totally sucks. i feel for ya. and don't worry, you didn't double post. you posted about something shitty that happened. someone else posted a review. no biggie.

Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-15 02:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man that sucks. It would totally ruin the experience for me, and that shit better not happen tommorrow night...

Submitted by Joshua (user info) at 2003-05-15 02:12:39 EDT (#)
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yea...they comped everyone's tickets...all six theatres...sucks to be somebody. Anyways, I posted this at the same time someone posted a review of the matrix....sorry for the double post everyone.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-05-15 02:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry to hear that, Josh. I hope they comped you tickets so you can see the whole thing again.


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