Fat Chicks (1414 hits)
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (View user info) at 2005-09-10 01:13:35 EDT
There are many things which will lure the beasts. At a club, if you hear "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls, get ready for a stampede. Every fat chick in the place rushes to the center of the dance floor to graze her hands over her loose body like a roller coaster. All my neighborhood bars have kareoke every night of the week now- and there's nothing to be done about it. Fat chicks love to sing "Bitch" by Meredith Baxter and cackle along as if it were perfectly acceptible for women to be both fat and bitchy (sorry ma'am, but pick one and stick to it).
Nobody ever has anything bad to say about fat dudes. They're usually nice and funny. However I will say that both fat dudes and chicks are always the ones telling personal anecdotes in the more intimate college courses when everyone else just wants to get let out early.
I personally have never lovingly laid down with the chubbier sex. I want to hear actual accounts of "goin' hoggin'". Was it worth it? Did you hate yourself in the morning? Are you a convert? Some chicks are too chubby for a bikini, but still get hit on at clubs, what's the difference? I have one friend who's not afraid to admit that he'll slap it and ride the wave, "big girls need love too" is about all he'll say about it. I am really curious about people's true experiences and perceptions.
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Submitted by baseball_fan (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the majority of sex I've had is with heavy women.
Its really my preference. I enjoy the large bodies and soft skin.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-12 16:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-10 16:44:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat girls don't mind if you treat them like barn animals.
Break 'em down like daddys' shotgun and do 'em plantation style.
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TRUE DAT!!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-12 05:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer chubby to buff, any day of the week.
That's because I'm a heffa myself. And proud.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-12 05:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Most guys, if they are honest will admit to at least one hoggin expedition.
+3 for the story
-2 for reminding me of my hogging experience <shudder>
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-09-11 00:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I object to the practice of 'hogging'. If you're gonna do someone, you gotta be ok with it in the morning if you're gonna respect yourself. When I go with fat women, I'm comfy with it (think soft pillows).
Also, it's really, really fucking sexist.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:56:57 EDT (#)
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and no, it was certainly not worth it.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:56:39 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll bite.
Once about 5 years ago, I went with my brother and my friend to Georgia. My friend invited his cousin (complete cow) and her friend (complete babe.) I am excited because I had been wanting to get in the babe's pants for a while and this was a perfect chance.
Well they arrive, and I go to the store and buy like 8 bottles of champage and we start drinking. Then his cousin breaks out her pills and she has xanax bars and percocets and just starts dishing them out. I gobble down wayyyy too many and proceed to black out like 30 minutes later.
Turns out, I fucked her, and not only did I fuck her, I pulled out all the stops. Well, except for sticking my tongue anywhere thank god. I fucked her for hours, according to my brother, my friend and her HOT friend that I wanted.
In front of them, at times.
I wake up at 8 am with a splitting fucking headache, completely naked on the floor beside Shamu.
Everyone woke up to me screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-10 16:44:23 EDT (#)
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Fat girls don't mind if you treat them like barn animals.
Break 'em down like daddys' shotgun and do 'em plantation style.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-10 12:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My review ended up long enough to be a post. She wasn't a fatty, but she wasn't stunning either... read it here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74876
...and no, I didn't regret it, but I didn't convert either. It was after all, hoggin' nonetheless.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i wouldn't fuck a fat chick with your dick on a ten foot pole with Shlongy pushing.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is priceless
Submitted by ahusa13 (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show some respect.to the bitches
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat chicks may need lovin too, but they are definately not going to get it from me. i hate fat chicks more than anything else in the world, with the possible exception of ...
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i got nothing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I were the apotheosis of perfection; great body,
muscles, a handsome face, etc. Then maybe I too could
be condescending and presume I deserve the best. You
self-centered arrogant fuckers don't deserve a good woman.
You deserve a case of AIDS from the skinny, nice looking
fuckbag of your choice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 09:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't fuck a fat chick with YOUR dick.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
two 4 u.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-10 05:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When she's fat and sticky--that's time for dunkin' dicky.
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-09-10 04:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please sir, may I have some more?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74876
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:21:26 EDT (#)
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It's all been done before, son.
The original "Fat Chick Sex" post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57689
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hte fat chicks.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-10 02:08:23 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-10 01:59:56 (#)
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FAT CHICKS RULE"
yeah... the buffet, that is.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-10 01:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FAT CHICKS RULE