First time for everything Including a drunk post. (658 hits)
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Submitted by Rachel Happy pants (View user info) at 2005-09-10 06:27:36 EDT
This would be my first piece of drunken writings. Ohh isn't this sad I am posting on the uber rather sloshed like.
I'm so excited I have about two hours until I can leave the house and enjoy the company of other adults isn't it weird how good it feels to go out once you have a child?
Okay a few random pissed thoughts?
Why do my Libra fleur pads have random trivia on them?
Such as:
The modern flushing toilet was invented by Thomas crapper.
Swans are the only birds with penises.
The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.
And my personal favourite, More than 50% percent of the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Never made a telephone call? How wonderful no more guilt trip phone calls from the parents, no more are you looking after my son telephone calls from the mother in law, no more you need to pay a bill calls.
I would like a penis just for one day. I would pee and fuck and pee and fuck and pee and fuck until the damn thing turned back into a vagina then I would come onto uber and tell everyone who really had the better orgasm, I'm guessing women's are better, men's are easier.
Random questions.
Why do CD's shine?
Why do I like certain foods?
How come the grass makes me itch?
Why does the sun make me sneeze?
Why was the sand wet?
Cause the seaweed.
Ehehehehe.
This will be fun to read later!
Have a good one all.
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-12 15:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad for being drunk. You are pretty creative. I could see that being a stoners conversation, but to come up with that shit whilst drunk, and express it clearly, that is something.
Plus 2 for the mastery of drunkeness.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-11 10:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-11 02:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-10 17:58:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
Your sober posts aren't very good
Your drunken one is worse
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whoa who shat on your dick?? I'm having a little trouble understanding this, if you think my posts are shit then why keep reading them? I don't understand you people who go and seek out peoples writing just so you can give it a negative rating. Is this the only power you get in your life?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And my personal favourite, More than 50% percent of the world have never made or received a telephone call.
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Wow. I believe it, but that is wild.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-10 18:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Cause the seaweed."
that's GOLD, I tell ya, GOLD!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-10 17:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your sober posts aren't very good
Your drunken one is worse
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-10 15:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I still love you.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-10 11:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The pic saved you from a -2.
Ptere Griffin's bumper sticker: "My other penis is a vagina."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-10 10:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The modern flushing toilet was invented by Thomas crapper.
urban legend...not true.
this sucked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-10 09:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't get back the 45 seconds of my life I just wasted...show us your snatch.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate phones. They should take away my phone and give it to the poor Nigerian kid who's never made a phone call in his life. Then when people complain about me having no phone I can just tell them, "Duuuude, they stole my fucking phone and gave it away to some nigger kid".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-10 08:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slim pickings.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh don't mind me ima just going around giving two's to everyone.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 drunkpost woooooo!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
LORD
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-10 06:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
two for my perfect spelling, thank the losd for copy paste.