Another hurricane? DAMN YOU TERRORISTS!!! (691 hits)
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Submitted by Gunslinger <a_well_rounded_cube(at)hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-10 22:58:33 EDT
Yes. Another hurricane has struck the east coast!
Sadly, it missed New Orleans. It *only* hit Florida, North and South Carolina.
THE TERRORISTS HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!!!
Yes, it's true! After all, they attacked London again, shortly afterwards! It only makes sense that after attacking New Orleans (Oh, they TOTALLY did) they would attack again to finish the job! Sadly, and I say sadly because they really should die, they missed and hit my childhood vacation spot.
Wait, that makes this personal. DIE TERRORISTS! I"m going to join the Army. I mean, it's basically like FPS, except with better graphics! ...But what if I get fragged out there? I hear there's no spawn points in RL?
FPS Doug owns. But seriously. Why would the terrorists do this to our southern neighbours? What's their beef? Golly. In all honesty, what would we do without good old Americurrrrrr? We'd prolly...have bad Tv! haaaaa...I'm tired. Well at least I'm right. Gawddamn terrrerererereist-es.
If I was in New Orleans right now, I'd kick some serious ass. Just me and my AK.
Which I looted.
BOOM HEADSHOT
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-11 02:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh heh, FPS with better graphics.
If there's a healthier attitude to take with you when you enter armed combat, I don't want to know about it.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-09-11 01:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FPS Doug is teh pwnage. oh yes.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-09-11 00:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Florida didn't really get anything.. a nice breeze and a few days of showers.
Seriously.. it made our weather better. It hasn't been so scorchingly hot.
Jacksonville, anyway.
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Here too. I mean, it's still really hot, but I can walk outside and not start sweating, so that's nice.
You get a +2 for "Which I looted."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-09-11 00:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you and fuck Texas.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now black people will loot all of Florida, too.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if this post sucks or not, but I don't care. I'm giving one +2 for every shot of gin I take.
YOU RECEIVED THIS +2 ON SHOT NUMBER 2.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-09-10 23:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Florida didn't really get anything.. a nice breeze and a few days of showers.
Seriously.. it made our weather better. It hasn't been so scorchingly hot.
Jacksonville, anyway.