Whiny Cunt... ? Now with pics. (2540 hits)
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Submitted by Da MagnificAnt Dyldo <lordofduct.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-11 06:04:59 EDT
I come from a large family. I have 6 siblings, but I grew up only with my youngest brother. My older brother would sometimes stay with us when he wasn't out running around the country doing drugs and getting arrested or in the bad place... I don't like the bad place. My younger brother was with us most the time, but when we had to go on welfare my mother could finally afford (as it was free) to find "help" for him. He had been suicidal since a very young age. So he would spend time in the "bad place" for a few years too. So now I spent my days with only my mother. We couldn't afford much so I was taunted at school for my two pairs of smelly pants and "psycho" siblings. I cried a lot. As I got older I did many drugs and got into lots of trouble. I entered a life full of strife and pain, I guess I didn't have enough in my life or something. I grew up though, and I am a better man for all of it despite the loss of my youngest sibling.
I meet woman a lot. Woman are a whiny group of cunts. My most recent girlfriend I flew to New York with me and brought her to the Metropolitan, a concert and out seeing sights. A girlfriend I had before that I flew with me to Maine to see the scenery as she was very nature oriented (hippy) and the sort. I am 21 years old, it is not like I am made of money, but I try to make things happen. I grew up poor, I like having money now.
My relationships usually do not last all that long. They break up with me; their last words usually, "you're an asshole!" They say I do not listen to them or that I don't care enough about their problems. I ask what they mean and for them to go into detail.
1) I am not attentive enough when listening. As looking into their eyes isn't sign enough that I am listening. I was always taught growing up to look at someone when they are listening. I did not know there was more to it.
2) My feedback in conversation is sometimes void. My mother always said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." I am a blunt person, a Scorpio, if you come whining to me about the horrible day you had and the maddening headache. You go on about the horrible customers who drove you mad. The only thing I think is that you shouldn't of been out drinking all night the night before.
3) I don't smile enough and they should make me happy. Sorry; in the last year and a half my Uncle Dana, Grandpe', lil' brother and 4 friends die. I don't think I have much to smile about. Woman do make me happy; they just don't replace everything.
4) One other very personal problem... but let me just say I've had to fake orgasms before. This is my problem though, not their fault. It's not like you should freakin' care, you came!
It seems they leave me for my communication skills. I have better communication skills then most men though. Isn't the running joke that men don't listen at all and just nod and stare into space. I actually listen, and when I do have something constructive AND still nice to say, I say it. Is that not a minor thing to put up with. I put up with you running to me crying about your little boo boos and fights with your best friend because she called you a cunt. I listen to you bitch about the "horrible" life you had living with mommy and daddy and all your money. Oh I'm sorry they yelled at you and grounded you a lot back when you were doing drugs at age 13.
Be happy you didn't get thrown through walls. Be happy you didn't sit in jail. Be happy you didn't sit in the "bad place". Be happy you didn't watch people die. Be happy the voices don't bother you. Be happy your not terrified to hold a knife. Be happy you... I'm happy. I wear my smile around and I have a good freakin' time.
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Submitted by wazron (user info) at 2005-09-12 07:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not funny, but true. Today's woman, never having to have fought for her 'equality', tends to be a self centred, pathetic, manipulative bitch.
Don't worry pal, just fuck 'em and dump 'em and save your money until you're 32-35 years old. Then you'll have money and a huge queue of bitches lining up to marry you and have the kids they put off.
cheers
waz
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think all you need is a good dad-fucking. Go fuck your dad.
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I read this, I just wanted to give you a big hug.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-11 20:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then I will be looking for someone different as I am not going to lie to the girl and feed her bullshit lines that I do not believe in. I believe in honesty, anything less will irritate me to the point of hatred.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-11 18:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a thought...
Perhaps there's something to be said if all of your girlfriends say the same thing when they break up with you. Just because your method of doing something is right for you, doesnt' mean it is for them, too. it takes two to tango.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-11 18:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could I take that photo if I'm in it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you're not thinking of a career as a photographer.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, I'm used to that one... no one really believes me on that one as so many people pretend it now a days.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-11 09:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-11 08:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn whiny cunts and their incoherence.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-11 06:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-11 06:34:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
The other, non picture one was better.
i still agree with
"You go on about the horrible customers who drove you mad. The only thing I think is that you shouldn't of been out drinking all night the night before. "
what does the pic have to do with it?
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It is just a pic of when we were in NY. I like the pic for some reason.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-11 06:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The other, non picture one was better.
i still agree with
"You go on about the horrible customers who drove you mad. The only thing I think is that you shouldn't of been out drinking all night the night before. "
what does the pic have to do with it?