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Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2005-09-12 09:17:59 EDT
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-08 16:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
elohel
Submitted by svgwrestler (user info) at 2008-08-08 15:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pepsi through the nostrils is NOT pleasurable.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was sure I rated this...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"spammers gaveth me a bunny"
They just giveth me an irrational desire to buy penis enlargements even though I'm a girl and send my money to the poor African prince who has lost his country.
And dude. The last pic? The one that r0x0r? Or whatever it does? Photoshopped! Yes??
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 20:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, you're the best JMG
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 06:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great...I Love it! So True!
Submitted by compEngineer0 (user info) at 2006-08-09 09:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww wit teh cuteness
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-03-21 12:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-03-06 13:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Diggity. http://www.ubersite.com/m/77837
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-10-22 12:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did yoou ever know that you're my hero?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-13 19:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-13 18:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The one with the dude staring at the stripper is the best.
FUNNY.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still funny
Submitted by Coffeeisgood (user info) at 2005-10-11 14:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Baffled me too....I just didn't realize.
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-10-10 17:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the one with the girl holding the balloon thing in front of her face and she has a green shirt on and some massive hooters sticking out at you. It jsut screams EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-05 16:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love JMG
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-04 23:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. When can we get married?
Submitted by the_grendel (user info) at 2005-09-29 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-25 11:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by DBecs (user info) at 2005-09-20 02:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this post stumbled through my door bleeding to death, I would give it a ketchup IV and hope for the best.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-09-20 02:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
222222
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hit the road is awesome.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done, sweet tits
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe Jared- you're funny.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, you fucked up bastard.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-16 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed this. Fucking Awesome.
Dogs From SPAAAAAAACE !! Sounds like a sci-fi channel made for TV movie.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well deserved B@W, hence another well deserved +2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-15 02:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many shades of awesome
Submitted by Hoobarino (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flower mouth ? WTF
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course flower mouth = address book. What's your problem?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To quote my Grandmonther: "It hurts so good."
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:31:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:02:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but why did you switch writing styles?
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He has multiple personality disorder.
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That or for the sake of humor. Either or.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:02:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but why did you switch writing styles?
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He has multiple personality disorder.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but why did you switch writing styles?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-12 23:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to Yahoo! all over your face.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-09-12 19:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was wondering where that flower in the mouth fad came from. Now I know.
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-09-12 19:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-09-12 18:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-12 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great post
if this gets you fired you want another job
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-09-12 17:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See this one time I used Yahoo! to search for my name because I love myself, and it returned a bunch of bullshit results. Like, come on, I'm not a welsh soccer player or a famous (in Talahassee) artist! I'm ME! So I used Google and got the results I was looking for: Crack addicted homeless man who lives in an abandoned warehouse who traps mice and other small rodents for sustinence.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-09-12 16:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spammers gaveth me a bunny
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-12 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I particularly hate the kid rock look a like. He pisses me off every time I go to check my mail and he's standing there lookin' all gangsta at me. Yahoo bastards...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-12 15:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-12 15:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:56:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Should've been NSFW.
You just got me fired.
Good job.
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yes, good job indeed!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:56:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Should've been NSFW.
You just got me fired.
Good job.
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NSFW? Gosh. Give the nuns my sincerest apologies.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should've been NSFW.
You just got me fired.
Good job.
Submitted by shiniloki (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was starting to think that some of the funny was gone...
And then you were back!!! YAY!!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yahoo. I couldn't get rid of that bloody search bar for quite some time. This made sure i'd never touch any yahoo offer EVAR!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, yes and a little more... oh yeah....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pffft. Like I really want a bunch of guys giving me head. Tell you what, I'll paint your tour bus if you spit-shine my lectern.
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DEAL!
Wait...what's a lectern? If it's what I think it is - (a cannibalistic arctic bird) - then I'll spit shine that shit any day of the week!
PS: If you close your eyes and make them wear a wig, you really can't tell the difference. ;)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The virus protection one in particular made me giggle.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:03:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:41:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
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Last I checked, they're your fans, too.
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heheh...hell naw!
My fans could totally take your fans in a fight to the death.
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Haha. Hey now. I've earned mine. In your case, they're not considered fans if you pay 'em to +2 your posts. OH SNAPPAGE!
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Small price to pay when the blowjobs are free!
If you're real nice I might let you be a roadie or something, then I'll pitch a couple of my reject groupies your way.
OH BREAKAGE!
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Pffft. Like I really want a bunch of guys giving me head. Tell you what, I'll paint your tour bus if you spit-shine my lectern.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:41:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
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Last I checked, they're your fans, too.
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heheh...hell naw!
My fans could totally take your fans in a fight to the death.
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Haha. Hey now. I've earned mine. In your case, they're not considered fans if you pay 'em to +2 your posts. OH SNAPPAGE!
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Small price to pay when the blowjobs are free!
If you're real nice I might let you be a roadie or something, then I'll pitch a couple of my reject groupies your way.
OH BREAKAGE!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:32:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dogs from spaaaace"
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just wondering that myself today. Nothing seems to make sense there.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
laughing on a full bladder when pregnant is not a good idea. how the hell am i gonna get THAT out of my expensive chair?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:39:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
--------------------------------
Last I checked, they're your fans, too.
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heheh...hell naw!
My fans could totally take your fans in a fight to the death.
------------------------------------
Haha. Hey now. I've earned mine. In your case, they're not considered fans if you pay 'em to +2 your posts. OH SNAPPAGE!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
--------------------------------
Last I checked, they're your fans, too.
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heheh...hell naw!
My fans could totally take your fans in a fight to the death.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought about +1ing, but there are more than several things I liked about it.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
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Last I checked, they're your fans, too.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just read the reviews...
Your 'fans' are losers.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-12 11:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope they didn't pay an agency to produce that shit.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs a decapitated Carebear
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
So awesome, in fact, that if this post was a Christmans turkey, I'd eat the breast. And the leg.
But it's not a Christmas turkey.
So I won't.
Submitted by Carebear813 (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hee-larious.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA HA HA - excellent!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man this was great. You are one funny guy Jared. I love your writing. Man I love your sense of humor.
I....I lover your scent. I love your musk.
We should get an apartment together.
What?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dogs from spaaaace"
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
I don't know why that's so funny, but it is!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a McPlus2 burger with Plus2 fries and a +2shake and you FUCKING UPSIZED IT!?!?!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-12 10:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me grab my crotch a full 217 seconds longer than usual
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show Jared. Funny stuff.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Need a job in advertizing JMG??
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This SHORE was funny. <elbow nudge>Get it? SHORE??
Submitted by BattlePope (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
straight +2
could have been better tho...
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 JMG
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe. Didn't quite fill its potential, but still a plus 2.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like to wrap myself in towels. And I can help you keep your account safe from hackers!!!! AND I THINK I MIGHT BE A WOMAN!!!
....
Scratch that. Anybody want pizza?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fucking genius. Genius!
Submitted by highlander (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yes.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing
Submitted by Curly (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehe
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEP.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to start the week with a post that's worth a shit, around here.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today I get CS2..wheeee
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-12 09:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastically beautiful in an awesome way