9/11 can suck a fat dick! (1520 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2005-09-12 12:35:30 EDT
That's right I said it. 9/11 can suck the big fat one.
I guess it all started on 9/9 though...my 5 year wedding anniversary.
Florist didn't deliver the flowers, some queer little bloom tosser in Riverside will be receiving a Macchio-gram today. Wax on bitches.
Great dinner...followed by the diarrhea with 20 minutes left in the movie.
Saturday company picnic...my boss tells me I have a nice ass. Admittedly I do and some sexy legs to boot, but come on....
Sunday the wife pays tribute to the fallen victims of 9/11 by spending 2000 bucks on clothes...and I'm more pissed about the 65.00 she paid to fill her gas tank.
Wake up this morning to ready myself for work...coughed up a 2lb piece of lung...fucking chest cold.
Laying here in bed watching Noggin with my daughter isn't too bad though.
This made me laugh...you can do it too!
http://www.hetemeel.com/hahaform.php
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-12 22:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! I did pop your cherry, didn't I?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-12 22:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-12 19:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
+2 for that pic. Love it!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-12 17:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My condolences to your wife
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-12 16:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who gave you your first +2?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-12 15:31:46 EDT (#)
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Well yeah, it would have been that night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-12 15:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In some cases, that's looked upon as a GOOD thing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:42:51 EDT (#)
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Shlongy it was the wife and I'd be sleeping on the couch if I expanded further.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:35:38 EDT (#)
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Could you step up with a full report via a post on that bout with the diarrhea?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I invented the Macchiogram: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57281
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Oh, how dare ye! I invented the Macchiogram! You just posted on it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Careful, man. Noggin is great for the kids but it will ROT an adult mind.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I invented the Macchiogram: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57281
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee- I noticed the other day, you gave me my first review on my first post....
JEANNEEE POPPED MY CHERRY!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Anniversary!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-12 14:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck work
hire a mex to run it
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-12 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture made me laugh. ha ha ha!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Understandable.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it didn't work. Fuck that site, it sucks.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-12 12:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking coolest shit ever.
Check mine out. I hotlinked, even though it warned strongly against it.
http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/10877.My+Balls+Are+On%20Your+Chin%21%21%21.jpg
