Uberpoll + Camwhore + Revolutionary Stuff (1994 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: ETS_Camwhores ETS_Comedy_Photoshops
Rating: 1.52 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-09-13 02:14:54 EDT
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-26 10:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-13 15:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd say ya forgot the emo hair, but you almost kinda have it since it's in your eyes. i'm going to hell for that comment.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-13 14:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One...a two-HOO...three. <CRUNCH> Three licks.
Don't ask me how I ended up on this post, I have no idea.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-09-18 15:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...nothing is ever quite as good as how we make it seem
and we'll take pictures of each other we will never need"
Submitted by Dea (user info) at 2005-09-14 02:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE...as it is!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What *is* up with all the dudes in here? I mean, I know that my 'Purple Rain' look is sexy and all, but damn, my nuts are sweaty.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What *is* up with all the dudes in here? I mean, I know that my 'Purple Rain' look is sexy and all, but damn, my nuts are sweaty.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, while jerking off to your post, I was mainly focused on ETS3000. But, on the otherhand, I got more manbutter on rastafari safari, so go with one of those.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only I had sweet hair like that.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Grande_Pelotas (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:03:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you asking Uber? You are already fashion savy enough to wax your eyebrows, what could we possible suggest that you haven't already read in elle' or cosmo?
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Part your hair down the middle...
WITH A SHOTGUN!
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AHAHAHA!
leave it as is.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shaggy..indie..hipster..yum. You look like Christmas morning, just the way you are.
<swoons>
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-13 21:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Get a haircut
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-13 21:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
ETS 3000
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bradley Ray Cyrus.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let it grow.
Let it grow.
Let it grow.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't say you WERE a frat boy, I said you LOOKED LIKE a frat boy. And where I come from, that will get you mad laid.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn son, go shoot a L'Oreal commercial or something.
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As soon as my Vidal Sassoon contract is up.
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EYE CANDY on UBER..
Trim the bangs back a little to keepo them out of your eyes, but make sure that the cut is not
straight across your forehead. You will want to leave the messy look. It really works for you.
Oh yeah, please send naked pics to ms.southern.at.gmail.com
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-13 10:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 10:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Klingon or however you spell it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad: I usually only shave about once a week, and I only use non-electric razors. Electric razors tend to irritate my sensitive skin, especially on my balls and back.
I really want one of those straight razors and a leather sharpening strap - a la 'The Color Purple' - so if I get attacked mid-shave, I'll already have TWO effective weapons handy.
Sometimes I let my beard go scraggly. It's kinda liberating for a while to just say: 'Fuck you corporate American pretense! I know I look like I live under a bridge inside a big screen TV box, but I don't care! FEAR THE REVOLUTION!' But then it starts getting really itchy and washing becomes a hassle, or ceases altogether. That's when I know it's time to go back to bed.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn son, go shoot a L'Oreal commercial or something.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What Jeanneee said with a little less frat and a pinch of hipster.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:54:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a frat boy from hell. Leave it as is, maybe trim up the bangs just a tad.
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A frat boy!?!?! I AM NOT A FRAT BOY!
Where I come from, that's grounds for a senseless hazing and a keg-stand.
What?!?!?!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you shave or do you use clippers to trim your stubble to "starving artist" length?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WERUIUS
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like hair I can run my fingers through. Don't cut it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:35:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
You can cut the hair, but you'll still be stuck with that fucking face for the rest of your life.
Might as well grow it while you got it.
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heheheh...touche!
Submitted by Grande_Pelotas (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you asking Uber? You are already fashion savy enough to wax your eyebrows, what could we possible suggest that you haven't already read in elle' or cosmo?
Submitted by Grande_Pelotas (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Part your hair down the middle...
WITH A SHOTGUN!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a frat boy from hell. Leave it as is, maybe trim up the bangs just a tad.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go for the beardo Rad look.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Skate it off!
I haven't had a haircut in over 10 years. It still startles me when it tickles my asscrack.
Tickling rules!
By the way I like your hair the way it is. Don't puss out and cut it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Peter Fonda
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Go with the emo, fag, crybaby look, which I noticed, you conveniently omitted.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for Rastafarian. I heard the sacraments are nice.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't had a haircut in 3 months, but mine is curly so I have an afro now.
DOn't cut it man, if I can get away with wearing hats at work during that awkward lenght phase you can do it too.
Damn the man.
Y HELO THAR BUTTSECKS!!!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, personally I like the ETS 3000.
Grow it out. Just suck it up for a few months until it gets long enough -- use some hair product or something. Give yourself a James Dean/Elvis poof or something. Or a bouffant hairdo in the style of fashion-conscious Korean warlord Kim Jong Il.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 06:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS gets da' bitches. By yours and FilthyAssistants powers combined, you'd be the greatest whoring team in the world.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-13 06:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The pic with the dreads had me howling.
Your hair's cool, keep it as it is.
Submitted by Belimobile (user info) at 2005-09-13 06:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's hot. Dont touch it.
But can I???
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-13 05:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit.
you are a good looking lad.
I well would.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 05:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purple Rain or the Klingon one
Submitted by nyxmar (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let it grow
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're hair looks great just the way it is...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cut it nice and tidy, hippy.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can cut the hair, but you'll still be stuck with that fucking face for the rest of your life.
Might as well grow it while you got it. I'd stay away from the Twisted Sister image, though. It's not doing me any good at all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking as a man with big gay 'air,I reccomend you leave it exactly as it is. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buy yourself some clippers and shave it. Cheap, easy and sexy.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-13 04:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, i know you hate me, fo whatever reason, but i have to say this.
You look 100% less fagtarded than the last camwhore you shot.
We should go do shots and pick up Trannys together.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rasta.
There are lots of guys here on Gulf with dreads, but the coolest are the girls with them: They give me a special feeling in my pants.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-13 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty. Such a shame you've got AIDS.
Submitted by hael (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would go for the last option...its a killer
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ETS is hot, who'd have thunk it?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get a number three every four weeks. I just love it when she leans all over me.
What?
Shes got great boobs i shit you not.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suggest using some shaping paste and make a mohawk out of it and style it in out-of-bed way.
This way you can be a good metrosexual instead of this grunge dude stuck in the 90's.
I don't know which is worst, but I personally picked A for myself.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't cut my hair in about 2 years
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.funnypop.com/pictures/data/504/47weirdHair.jpg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're good lookin' for a uberer
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
EKS
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now you're just being mean. I think I'm going to call Oprah and cry.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who gives a fuck, a faggot by any other haircut
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-13 02:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be a man and cut it off with a hunting knife.