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At Least My Generation Have Excuses (38831 hits)

Category: General
Labels: B@W

Rating: 1.92 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nath (w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m) (View user info) at 2005-09-13 07:22:35 EDT




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Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-01-26 06:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good +2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup, all good.

Submitted by singingjim (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Please, can someone tell me what the excuse is for our generation not having a clue about spelling and grammar? Half of these posts are almost impossible to decipher, what with the mispelled words and horrendous grammar. It's sad and only getting sadder as today's yutes (Did you say yutes?) intentionally mispell words and hack up the language our forefathers fought damn hard to protect. I say there is no excuse but laziness. Just because you're stupid doesn't mean you have to go and prove it all over the internet.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

still a great post

Submitted by Hookerboots (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-11-13 06:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-27 17:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kicker of ass!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/77837

Submitted by the_grendel (user info) at 2005-09-29 16:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 04:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck me I suck. And you, RAD! DRINK MORE!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 04:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not enough alcohol in me to see double, my friend.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 04:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"confused on the benefits of raming"

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 04:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't use the word ramming??? Rad you been drinking not enough?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 03:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought flying buttmonkey was a Briton?

BRITISH PEOPLE AUTO +2 EACH OTHER

I DO IT BECAUSE I AM A SYCHOPHANT



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 03:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG YOU ILLETERATE GOOF RAMMING HAS TWO Ms IN IT.


AUTO +2

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-09-29 03:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Auto Nath +2 it seems. One can rate the poster, not the post and STILL give a justified ranking. Well done there.

I'm going to tell everyone that you're actually really boring in person after next friday. It'll make me feel better.

Submitted by MisterOCD (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"If video games really had the power to influence young minds we'd all be running around in the dark, gobbling pills and listening to repetitive music"

Enough said.

Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-26 10:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

drugs

Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:54:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations for B@W!
Great post.

Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-09-18 05:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WTF...No Mutley?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-17 07:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

solid proof that anyone can get on B@W these days.

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Yeah three times. Quite the fluke.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah that picture of the Cheshire Cat... priceless

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

solid proof that anyone can get on B@W these days.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations for B@W!
Great post.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-09-13 16:28:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bestiality has been a hallmark of our generation?


*pukes a little in mouth*

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Not quite, but I imagine it's a comeback type thing

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-09-15 00:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-09-14 08:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-13 23:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was a fucking bad ass post.
I Approve.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-13 23:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ninjutsu, you fool. Ninjutsu.










I'm learning to be a ninja and oh my god does it (and by extension me) rock.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-09-13 16:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bestiality has been a hallmark of our generation?

















*pukes a little in mouth*

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Annonymous Henchmen always receives twos.


B@W

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When I was seven I was raphael. I had the turtlecom, the face mask and the forks (okay they were two sticks). I also had my first lesbian experience with april o'neal (the girl next door). Turtles rocked.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-13 10:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

STOP SWEARING.

IT MAKES ME Y@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@WN

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-13 10:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too cool for liverpool

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-13 10:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO INDIANAS?

WTF???

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'tis gute, no?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 Pac-Man

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-13 09:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice work.

Have a +2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:27:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF was Ram Man from again?

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HE-MAN! AND THE MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

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He wasn't one of the original characters though was he?

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God yeah...

He rocked

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF was Ram Man from again?

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HE-MAN! AND THE MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

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He wasn't one of the original characters though was he?

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

W-T-A-Y-S-T-R-M power!

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If ANYONE records that track with a good backing track, I will give them £20 and declare them my Ubergod, forever to get +2's regardless of what they posts*


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*certain exclusions do apply. For terms and conditions blow me

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I might start a gang

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

smurfette was a nickname I had at school..

I think it was because I was often hanging out with the lads, who were a just damn sight more fun. And I was their goalkeeper. That was the main reason, probably..

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

W-T-A-Y-S-T-R-M power!

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear it was dodgy porn pics of smirffete and they boys that finaly fucked me up for good.

Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Considering, Cheetara was already a pussy. (Cat) Do you think she had a pussy? Or one of those awkward looking fucked up shit holes that cats have! Cause then i might re consider...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nath, your dirty. I'm calling the police.

Submitted by Belimobile (user info) at 2005-09-13 08:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You missed out Trapdoor... that left me traumatised when I was an ickle un!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I always imagined Liono (where the fuck did Lionel come from, Berty?) as having those two young twins and giving them a seeing too.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheetara was hot! H-O-T. I so wanted to be a thundercat!

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Yeah, I wanted to thunder her pussy as well. She was clearly getting poked by lionel or whatever his namne was.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Side A, last track, before you accuse me of not owning the tape since I was 7.


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In a half shell, they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
Our police and detectives are furious,
'Cause they can't find the source,
Of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness, get me a reporter!
Call April O'Neil in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city, man it's in trouble!
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger.
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour,
'Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!


Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

smurfette always had a smile on her face, must be all the gangbangs.

Submitted by JustPassingBy (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheetara was hot! H-O-T. I so wanted to be a thundercat!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You got to tell me that when drunk

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No but there was a gun battle in the street and Shlongy called this guy a dickhead and a helicopter hovered next to my hotel room window, blasting nails into the wall and I was like a ninja and could poke projectiles out of the air and BartBart asked me about the men in London whilst wearing a bathrobe having just been saved from aforementioned gun battle by James Bond (Roger Moore) and stuff.

I did actually try to post about it but Uber ate the only copy.

True story


Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Easy to rate.

-Dave

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Was there any rape involved in that one?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, nothing happened. I drove up the M42 to a bit and then drove back whilst humming a silly tune. I suppose I could lie and say that I was being stalked by a sinister lorry and go into great detail of the cunning ploy I used to make him crash into a Little Chef. Or put some rape in it.

That would be decietful though. I may still post about that dream I had when BartBart was saved by James Bond.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:37:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

I once went on the motorway for an hour humming the tune from back to the future like a mentalist. Then I went home.

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Why didn't you post about it?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I once went on the motorway for an hour humming the tune from back to the future like a mentalist. Then I went home.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantabulous

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel that I must linkwhore this post because it contains the same picture of Bert and Ernie.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69686

Thank you for your support.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF was Ram Man from again?

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HE-MAN! AND THE MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF was Ram Man from again?

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How the fuck do you come up with this stuff?

How can I not plus 2 this?

How many sentences can I write consecutively in the form of a question?





Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-13 07:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking A Cheetara is hot.

Funny post, title sucks.


Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?

-- Homer Simpson
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