What's inside c1ndy's drawer? (1540 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.15 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-09-13 11:48:27 EDT
I love my job a lot. This is the contents of the top drawer in my office desk.
I will only add that I haven't got a cool story about the big knife- a stupid boy brought it to my English GCSE lesson along with a whole cake. He had the knife to cut the cake apparently.
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 11:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-14 13:51:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:11:45 (#)
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I don't have a drawer.
Not at work. Not at home.
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where do you keep your pen then? It'll stain your pocket if the lid falls off.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:50:21 EDT (#)
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stupid work keeping me off uber all day
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-09-14 07:29:21 EDT (#)
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no midol?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 07:19:43 EDT (#)
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oh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 07:19:33 EDT (#)
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but they make urinal cakes.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:04:27 (#)
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and I call bullshit on the French having any type of odor controlling agent.
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The only breath mints available to the French have been made by the US family business of
John Ballcock since 1929.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:11:45 EDT (#)
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I don't have a drawer.
Not at work. Not at home.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-14 02:14:59 (#)
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I'm very surprised that this QUALITY POST hasn't been well recieved.
Thorpe it is possible that all the kids that own that stuff will come back to get me and demand their stuff. There is even a yo-yo in there somewhere from a long time ago when all the kids had them.
Falco, I haven't written a guide to picking up drunk guys, it's not something I really have relevant experiece in, being married for 8 years and everything.
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OH OH OH PLEASE CAN I HAVE THE YO YO PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:04:27 EDT (#)
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and I call bullshit on the French having any type of odor controlling agent.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:03:41 EDT (#)
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next I wanna play "What's in Cindy's box!"
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-14 03:57:15 EDT (#)
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I'd jump on the obvious bandwagon here, but my desk has all of three things in it: HP Support Packs, my employment contract, and 4 pens.
Not as interesting as yours.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-14 03:32:31 EDT (#)
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I covered my eyes and pinched my nose for no damn good reason.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-14 02:14:59 EDT (#)
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I'm very surprised that this QUALITY POST hasn't been well recieved.
Thorpe it is possible that all the kids that own that stuff will come back to get me and demand their stuff. There is even a yo-yo in there somewhere from a long time ago when all the kids had them.
Falco, I haven't written a guide to picking up drunk guys, it's not something I really have relevant experiece in, being married for 8 years and everything.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-13 23:56:00 EDT (#)
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I always assumed teachers were responsible with the stuff they confiscated, instead of flouting them on the internet.
My grade 4 teacher confiscated a Star Wars figurine off me (this is in 1996) and has never given it back. My mum knows where she lives so I still plan to go get it or something. It was the TIE-fighter pilot - that one was RARE.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:52:03 EDT (#)
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YOu are the worst poster on this site, you post shite.
Nobody cares about your iraqi explosive playing cards, or your jar of aids and clamydia. Neither do they care for your knives and guide to picking up drunk guys.
Sincerely,
Falco
PS. Im hot
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:36:45 EDT (#)
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Sorry Cindy, but I've seen better.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:58:01 EDT (#)
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+2bandwagon starter
Dates fot Ubercon Greenville, SC '05-'06 are up!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75040
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-13 16:19:38 EDT (#)
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+2 for big knife.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:51:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:44:12 EDT (#)
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you are all pervs
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:35:09 EDT (#)
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I was REALLY hoping to see some thongs or something crotchless.
I feel let down now.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:46:46 EDT (#)
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Damn, I thought this was going to be NSFW.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:57:38 (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:51:54 (#)
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laser pointers aren't illegal
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they are in the uk. top cops have been in to talk to the kids about them and everything.
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My god, you must really consider it rude to point in England!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:39:48 EDT (#)
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Sphagnum=C1ndy http://www.ubersite.com/m/75068
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:28:04 EDT (#)
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Wow, you have interesting stuff in YOUR work drawers. All I have to entertain me here at work is Uber.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:59:52 EDT (#)
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When I was doing GCSE English the teacher always had numerous lighters, king size Rizlas and occasionally a nearly empty bottle of vodka.
I like to think he was happy with his job.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:42:50 EDT (#)
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w00t
You're my inspiration...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:34:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:25:04 (#)
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No pictures of Sphagnum??
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wouldn't want to corrupt the kids sphag
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:31:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:25:04 EDT (#)
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No pictures of Sphagnum??
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:11:49 EDT (#)
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before I got bitter and lazy I wrote and directed a pantomime version of 'The Wizard of Oz': the nose is from that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:08:00 EDT (#)
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You forgot
13. Petrol-powered vibrator.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:00:12 EDT (#)
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Now I want to know the story behind the witches nose...
And I got a flash back to all the terrible things we used to do to one of our English teachers in high school... good times, good times...
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:19:51 EDT (#)
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I hate posts like this.
Why did I clink on the link then?
To register my disapproval via a negative rating.
What will we see next? Someone posting a picture of what they had stuck in their ear?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:18:34 EDT (#)
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the drugs are day and night nurse and paracetamol.
Tigerlilly I er... made it look all messy for the picture, normally it's all filed neatly... witches nose under 'N', knife under 'K' etc...
One day I will post my office and you can all be stunned, I probably have the neatest office in the school.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:15:37 EDT (#)
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Red pens make me horny. Something about authority I suppose.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:10:38 EDT (#)
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For the big Knife and the fact you should be working.
What were the Drugs and why have you not consumed them?
-Dave
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:08:06 EDT (#)
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Wow. You're more of a slob than I am.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:56:40 (#)
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and I bet you confiscated the cake too? hm? disappearances from the evidence locker common?
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rule number 1: never eat anything cooked or touched by anyone you have ever put in detention.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:57:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:51:54 (#)
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laser pointers aren't illegal
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they are in the uk. top cops have been in to talk to the kids about them and everything.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:56:40 EDT (#)
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and I bet you confiscated the cake too? hm? disappearances from the evidence locker common?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:55:51 EDT (#)
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Thank God for that, I was worried after I clicked on this post that it was some plonker with a picture of a cock with a huge cockring banging pearls into St Peter's dress.
I hated pogs. (rating post, not the poster)
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:53:41 EDT (#)
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My mom thought pogs were somehow related to devil worship.
Yes, I know. She is a crazy ass.
But I am now a true minion of the dark lord of hell. (flaps tounge all over)
"You stole my Jesus fish didn't you?"
"Ya, I did, lalalalalalalalala"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:51:54 EDT (#)
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laser pointers aren't illegal
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-09-13 11:50:57 EDT (#)
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I wish laser pens were illegal in the US. POGs bring back fond memories of middle school!