God, I'm Bored - What's Inside Salvation_Jane's Drawer? (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery) (620 hits)
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Submitted by Salvation Jane (View user info) at 2005-09-13 12:02:13 EDT
sadly, i have no digital cam at my office, so I shall list it for you.
I'm deathly bored today. I'm also feeling a little nosy.
What's in your drawer?
and what the fuck does C1ndy have a witches nose in her drawer for?
my drawer
5 packs of smarties (to make me a smert gerl)
listerine breath strips
16 pens... 3 don't work
dog biscuits
rolling papers
2 pads of paper
multi colored paper clips
a lime
one blue shoelace
1 tampax "pearl" tampon
2 american airline ticket stubs
several hair elastics
clinque lipstick in "very berry"
chapstick (for post ass-kissing)
2 very old (one from 2003) earning statements (the IRS loves me)
one zippo (out of fluid)
2 bic lighters
a small stuffed monkey
my paycheck
head phones
this post blows... so here's a puppy
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
puppies,
FUCK YEAH!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bandwagon
Dates fot Ubercon Greenville, SC '05-'06 are up!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75040
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-13 17:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
The first time Rosie O'Donnell masturbated, we got the star of the movie Turner and Hooch.
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Tom Hanks?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CALM DOWN PEOPLE!
The puppy is obviously frolicking in the water. I don't really get a Jesus reference (my sarcasm detector is in the shop) when I look at this, I just wonder what they were waiving in front of the puppy to make him brave that dirty (obviously Jersey) water.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:29:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
The first time Rosie O'Donnell masturbated, we got the star of the movie Turner and Hooch.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am responsible for many puppies in the world.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:35:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your a cunt.
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yes, yes i am
+2 for me, cause i'm a cunt
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* we could have had a little back and forth there. We could even have finished on 'River Phoenix' gag, but I have to go home.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice puppy. I think he is only in water a few inches deep. But it is true, women need to masturbate more.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have you ever been tied up and cock gagged?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your a cunt.
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that puppy is jesus christ. I swear to it
how dare you question our saviour?
cunt
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doesn't matter if he was a puppey or not. You could take a picture of me walking on water and have a caption "Jesus had big gay hair like this dude, so do what Berty say and don't be afraid to paddle in the stream that run's red" or something.
That puppy is not Jesus Christ and in re-enacting the walking on the water it puts two fingers up at the Christian faith, all christians, the vatican and the pope himself. Also it makes God sad and condemns that poor, duped, puppy to spend eternity in hell, in the lake of fire where it shall burn for all eternity.
You should get down on your knees and pray to God, no, beg God to have mercy on that poor animal. maybe He will even find it in his infinite majesty to forgive your own sins, not too mention the sins of your forebears daughter of Eve.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The first time Rosie O'Donnell masturbated, we got the star of the movie Turner and Hooch.
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude... jesus was a puppy
i'm telling you... it's true
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:15:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
how can you give a bad rating to such a cute little puppy!?!
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Someone has used a cheap camera trick to make it appear that the dog is walking on water. This is clearly in order to make a mockery of our lord Jesus Christ and thus blasphemy.
Submitted by Salvation_Jane (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how can you give a bad rating to such a cute little puppy!?!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Several years ago when I was young and keen I wrote and directed a staff pantomime of the wizard of oz, the nose is from that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post did indeed blow. Needed more humour, content, rape, black on black violence, alien cat, lonliness, self-depracation, rape, more humour, reference to Douglas Adams (R.I.P), Alien cat coverup, regicide and rape.
I'm sure your next post will be of your usual standard or no sweet, sweet, candy for you.
*slaps own arse*
Bam.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could've done without the tampon portion of the post. I've lived with a women for 2 years and the idea is still fucking disgusting. So is women shitting.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-13 12:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And they say misogyny is a bad thing...