why isn't isleptwithyourduaghter.com a good idea? (903 hits)
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Submitted by Sharps <joesephsharps.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-13 12:51:30 EDT
I've been spending a large amount of time lately discussing Internet business ventures with the girlfriend. She feels that a website is the way to go to making some easy cash. Both of us are rather creative people, so we sat down for a little quality brainstorming.
Of course, there is a problem with this. My gal thinks the Internet is this great source of knowledge. To her, the Internet holds secrets of good living, ways of becoming rich, and dearths of potential.
To me, the Internet is pretty much just porn-filled. Oh, there are a few things that keep me occupied, but most of it I just don't care about. As a guy, I don't need to research anything since I know everything. I never need to map quest anything, since my 8 year-old Atlas and my keen direction sense will get me anywhere. I'd buy stuff, but beer is really a buy-as-needed type product. So, because I've never really explored, I still think of it as I did when I was 12- as every spank-happy boy's dream.
This leads my suggestions to take a more risqué path, while my girlfriend takes a helpful, knowledgeable plan...(her suggestions are not listed as they are actually good)
My suggestion # 1: Isleptwithyourduaghter.com : Kids could address letters to a girlfriend or ex-girlfriend's father, letting them know what there little girl has been up to. Extra points for pics attached.
My suggestion # 2: Bootymatchface.com : just like hot or not, but you start with a picture of the butt, and start by rating that. Then you rate the face. Do we have a good match, or a "dam!!!"
My suggestion # 3: Crossedoff.com : (for once not porn!) a listing of local phonebooks from each year, with a special edition- all those who croaked, are crossed off. See how many of your old neighbors are gone!
My suggestion #4: Pixmywife.com: I'm not sure where this one was going, but the domain name was open...
My suggestion #5: Stalkerandprey.com: Where the two sides of the coin could connect. A safe way for some good connection! Funny "I fell out of the tree" stories, heartfelt "how I fell in love with my stalker" tales, and advice like "how to keep stalking from prison". Could have a ton of fun stuff....
I was actually into #5, when I realized that I was talking about twisted stuff with the girl I love.... Which leads to #6-whentoshutthehellup.com....
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-14 08:17:12 EDT (#)
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Stay the hell away from my duaghter.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:48:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:37:27 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:04:39 (#)
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Cos it's spelt wrong?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:35:16 EDT (#)
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Some of these would be on my favorites list.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:37:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:04:39 (#)
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Cos it's spelt wrong?
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I'm with Apollo on this one. When you spell your main punchline wrong, not once, but twice, including the title, it's just annoying and stupid. Plus, the only hits you'd get would be from the retard market.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:51:56 EDT (#)
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+2 isleptwithyourdaughter!!
Dates fot Ubercon Greenville, SC '05-'06 are up!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75040
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-09-13 18:04:25 EDT (#)
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I have a problem like that too! I need to end all my lines one sentance earlier. At least that's what my daddy said when he was beating me!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-13 15:36:02 EDT (#)
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S'aright.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-13 14:34:42 EDT (#)
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For the same reason that i_shoved_a_tampon_up_helmut_cat_during_his_goatse_session.com is a bad idea.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:15:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:03:05 (#)
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'Dearths of potential'
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you know...big dearths, little dearths....
yah-it's spelled wrong Apollo- when in doubt, be a grammer nazi.
good to write again.....-
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:09:11 EDT (#)
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I own a few domain names. i'm too lazy to do the real work though
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:07:20 EDT (#)
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Needed your girlfriend's imput for contrast.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:04:39 EDT (#)
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Cos it's spelt wrong?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-13 13:03:05 EDT (#)
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'Dearths of potential'?