Getting rid of the ex is like paradise (782 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.38 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (View user info) at 2005-09-13 21:30:19 EDT
A month and 11 days ago, I threw my (ex) girlfriend of 2-1/2 years out of MY house. She treated me like shit, bitched about my house, disrespected my house, disrespected me, my friends, and just about everything else.
Anybody ever end a relationship then realize that you should have done so long ago? It's like an awakening, where you find out how much better life is without someone.
Now that she's been gone, I have realized that I should have thrown her ass out a long time ago. She is a (undiagnosed) bipolar manic-depressive freak whose Wellbutrin doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of her problems. Yeah, she had some issues to deal with in her life, but that didn't give her the right to treat people like shit. She got fired from her job, and never had a civil end to any relationship in her whole life. She is a person who is fueled by hatred and rage. The scary part is she is studying to be a nurse. Whoa!
This might have been better for SPT, but I had to post it. What a psycho she is. She will definitely make another man miserable before she dies.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-19 04:45:14 EDT (#)
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only women have IBS you fag
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2007-05-19 04:23:52 EDT (#)
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Matter of fact, she was a cunt.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-14 05:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:10:06 (#)
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Hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
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Holy shit. That's a good point.
I bet she was a demon in the sack though!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:53:54 EDT (#)
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But more importantly did she put out on a regular basis??????
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:48:02 EDT (#)
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That's the best thing I've ever read by lordofduct. I always thought he was just an alter or something.
Submitted by hael (user info) at 2005-09-14 02:58:33 EDT (#)
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lordofduct thats deep
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-14 02:21:39 EDT (#)
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This self diagnosed, Welbutrin fueled rash of "Manic Bi-Polar Depression" (redundant... its either or, not both) drives me nuts. This girl is just a sociopath looking for an excuse to be a hormonal rampaging freak... not Manic!
True Manic Depression is something a lot of the weak simple minded people don't know a thing about. NO, I have never been diagnosed it nor would I believe my doctor if I were. It may run in my family, but that doesn't mean I have it. When I compare the cases in my family to these twits out there though I see three types:
Angsty teenage to early 20 twats: Find them in the bathroom cutting their upper arms and crying, additudes suck all the freakin' time
Lazy shit bird any agers with hate: Assholes who want to be assholes and have something to blaim it on. You'll find these bastards whining about the world all the time... uberites?
A Manic Depressive: truly fucked... Can one moment be the greatest freakin' person, the next your worst enemy with enough spite to literally drive a knife into your arm... I have scars to show. Take my brother for instance... Strapped to a gurny at age 8 being dragged off to the bad place.
You fakers make me sick, you give a bad name to Depression. The Doctors are to blaim too, they are pill happy and always ready to hand out paxil and welbutrin to any shithead who walks into the office instead of just saying... ITS LIFE PUT UP AND DEAL... no, now those who can't control exactly what they are get spat on as a faker. Next you know these people drag there lives to a point of no return... they die at ages unwarranted... they kill everything in sight... I life is ended in Depression, a whole entire group of people the size of 100's can be brought to there knees and have their lives smashed into oblivion for the rest of time to come.
God I miss that kid... I miss him soooo much.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:34:39 EDT (#)
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I must say I agree, and although I don't envy the relationship, I wish I could have that feeling at the end of my own.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-14 00:16:08 EDT (#)
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Crazy women are sent to test us.
Submitted by hael (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:52:16 EDT (#)
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I was scratching out my eyeballs after just 8 months
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:30:42 EDT (#)
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I don't care. I am glad, however, that you diagnosed her bipolar disorder. Too bad the doctor that prescribed her medication hadn't diagnosed it; was she taking it for depression or to help stop smoking (per "2005 Lippincott's Nursing Drug Guide")?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:23:04 EDT (#)
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I think you're still having issues with it.
That being said, I can sympathize. I dated a psycho for a year and a half. A full 10 months of that time I kept breaking up with him. I don't mean breaking up and getting back together, I mean breaking up, explaining to him that we were not dating so he should go away, threatening to call the police on him if he didn't leave, and then running off for a summer hoping he would leave me alone.
good times
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:14:56 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-13 22:10:06 EDT (#)
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Hate is not the opposite of love, indifference is.
Based on your post, you're obviously still in love with her.
Sucks to be you since she's such a bitch, huh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-13 21:54:28 EDT (#)
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What bob said. If she is sick, and it took you over 2 years to see it, what does that say about you?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-13 21:35:21 EDT (#)
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alright.
a little sympathy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-13 21:34:55 EDT (#)
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good shit finally getting rid of you
but -2 BECAUSE IT TOOK YOU 2 1/2 FUCKING YEARS!