I Am A Useless Pile Of Guts And Bones... (weeps) (1043 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb " GO SAINTS WOO!!!" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-09-14 09:55:45 EDT
I feel I have lost touch with thye Uber crowd these days.
The MS Paint shanniniganry and constant GO ____ WOO!!!-ing and vomitous peeners and general peenery can only get a body so far.
weeps
NO I MUST STAY STRONG
UBER....
WHAT IS IT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE POSTS ABOOT???
Tell Habeeb, before it is too late
weeps
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
P.S. I had to recite my alphabet like 9 times to get this montage done...
weeps
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-14 22:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I Am A Useless Pile Of Guts And Bones..."
I agree.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-14 21:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:25:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Illustrated news.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like your commentary on current events, as evinced by
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36447
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:21:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Illustrated news.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 14:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YES SIR MAAM
I DEMAND TO SEE 90 CC'S OF TITTIES IN RETURN
OVER N OOT
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-14 13:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't die, assface. I want that post with the nuns and the moose.
GET CRACKIN' BOY, I WANNA SEE IT BY THE END OF THE WEEK!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:29:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fluteboy doesn't count - although the four were continuous.
I'm talking about text here. A big long Habeeb fiction post. If in picture format, with more than one cell. And more than one speech bubble per character.
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JESUS MAN WHO DO YOU THINK I AM???
LOU FERIGNO???
why don't i just rewrite the fuckin bible
dies
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-14 11:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:08:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Click click Derp.
We need more Illustrated News. Here are some good possibilities for the series.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=1087264
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/
http://tinyurl.com/bt7pu
Just some suggestions.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-14 11:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-14 11:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sandals
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
N doesn't come before M. And you forgot Y (you could put "yogurt" with a pic of splooge). And as far as those pills go? The bottom two capsules look mighty like that pill I take to keep me sane...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fluteboy doesn't count - although the four were continuous.
I'm talking about text here. A big long Habeeb fiction post. If in picture format, with more than one cell. And more than one speech bubble per character.
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewboy rocks.....even if he is a jew!
He's a black jew. Thats really why I with him.
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:24:16 EDT (#)
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GO THURSDAYS WOO!!!
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I can't. I'm at work....
I only do that here on Thurs.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Illustrated news.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't we just get that comprehensive study of the clit that we've all been waiting for?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robocop.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:17:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:14:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well beeb, you did say you would do one about jewboy and chunky.
FYI- jew boy doesn't think any of this is funny.
except the part about calling him jewboy.
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No one cares what Jew Boy thinks
After all he is a Jew
tell him to trim his nose hairs and take off his hat
Then dump him
He wil JEW YOU OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
GET IT
WHIP OOT A MIRROR TITTY!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well beeb, you did say you would do one about jewboy and chunky.
FYI- jew boy doesn't think any of this is funny.
except the part about calling him jewboy.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:13:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to write a graphic novel, Habeeb. An epic story, with characters and a plot. Make it a series over a few posts, if you want.
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PSSHHHH
nigga peeaasse
Been there, done that...
Ever hear of flute boy???
I wil link you...
here are the first four..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33566
Here is one aboot Koolmang's banning...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34464
Plus there are many more
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=fluteboy
but they all flow together smoothly and butterly...
Like a fine dickenson novel or really good microwave popcorn
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mooses
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see kentucky rubbing my origami with virgin olive oil for a +2, Beeb.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y. Pictures of yaks or yurts.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yukalalies.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:09:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to write a graphic novel, Habeeb. An epic story, with characters and a plot. Make it a series over a few posts, if you want.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you need to Beeb the Gay French Camel Jockey: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74841
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Click click Derp.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain Uber buddy! <weeps>
I think a post on Xenophobes and Sandles would be a good career move - ah yee hee shamone!
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Y, and you mixed up M and N.
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he couldn't have, he recited the alphabet like 9 times...
hahaha...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to write a graphic novel, Habeeb. An epic story, with characters and a plot. Make it a series over a few posts, if you want.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-14 10:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Y, and you mixed up M and N.
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AWW GHOD DAMN IT
BARRFF
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nuns and Moose, but it's gotta be the same post.
+2 to get you on your way. GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD, FUCKER!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot Y, and you mixed up M and N.