Oh, So That's the Meaning of Life (1141 hits)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (View user info) at 2005-09-14 16:41:10 EDT
I suppose I never knew my purpose...until today. Turns out I was supposed to read this article and view the accompanying picture:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9315487/site/newsweek/
View it, worship it, photoshop it. Away, ye minions.
Oh and I haven't posted in a while and Caulaincourt doesn't seem as pissed off as he used to, so I'm going to say Bush has more morals than all Quebecians (Quebecites? Quebeckies? Question Marks?) put together because they are nothing more than French Canadiens, and I think we all know how worthless French Canadiens are. Have at you, Caul, on guard.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-04 21:56:34 EST (#)
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I remember that when i first joined Uber you were on MVA and i was slightly offended by your username. How things change!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-14 07:31:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92885#2137024
Yep, nobody gives a fuck about your arrogant city and the shit that oozes from it. Please keep your disgracful scum, and egos, within your filthy city limits.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-11 20:42:37 EDT (#)
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Cheer up! You aren't in hell quite yet!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:26:04 EDT (#)
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post something you cunt
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-14 20:35:09 EDT (#)
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Laxatives will do that to old people everytime.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:09:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:06:32 (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:02:58 (#)
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Er...um...did I mention wine is for jerks?
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Wine is for culturally superior people. Americans sit at the very bottom with Diet Coke.
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um, no, if americans drank more diet coke they wouldnt be so fucking fat, its regular coke all the way
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:06:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:02:58 (#)
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Er...um...did I mention wine is for jerks?
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Wine is for culturally superior people. Americans sit at the very bottom with Diet Coke.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:03:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:02:28 (#)
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-2 I don't photo shop, so this is useless.
Add another -10, because Bush (or as I like to call him)
W (dubya) is morally inept.
So sorry.
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Haha, moron. If a Quebec person can spot sarcasm, you can too!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:02:58 EDT (#)
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Er...um...did I mention wine is for jerks?
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:02:28 EDT (#)
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-2 I don't photo shop, so this is useless.
Add another -10, because Bush (or as I like to call him)
W (dubya) is morally inept.
So sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 17:01:26 EDT (#)
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This says that it's still disputed whether it was invented in Montreal or in Ontario.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey#History
But hockey comes from the french word "hoquet" and they first used cheese cutters as skates which both make it more likely to be french.
I know that wikipedia sucks and that my arugments are lame but it's still a solid thesis since it's an accomplished fact that Ontario has done nothing except leeching off Canada. Much less created something as awesome as hockey.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:58:09 EDT (#)
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I always wanted to try poutine but no one makes it around here. Plus, if it's pronounce the way I think it is, I'm not sure I want to ask for it in public. Pootine. Ewww.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:55:00 EDT (#)
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Isn't Bombardier a French company? And I believe ONTARIO invented hockey...HA..HA..HA! Brodeur rules, I have to give you that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:52:10 EDT (#)
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I'm turning into an american because of Uber. No shit! People are like "Wtf? Where did you get all these pro-US ideas?" It creates discord...and I'm lovin' it! :-)
And we're not worthless. We gave a meaning to YOUR life by inventing hockey! We provide the NHL with hockey players. One being the goalie your fucking team doesn't deserve. We also contributed to the world with Celine Dion, ski-doos and poutine. All things that changed the course of our lives.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:50:19 EDT (#)
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oh if only I had photo shop at work.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-14 16:42:43 EDT (#)
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I bet her bones turned to dust on the landing.