Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous #241g - WhatTheHell (1336 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-09-15 09:24:12 EDT
There..... happy now assholes
If you're gonna do it, at least do it fucking right.
Droopy?? - WTF?? I'm much taller than him.
Lars Ulrich - WTF?? He's got completely different lips, and he's a fucking drummer..PLEASE!
That other guy from System of a down - WTF?? - NOW you're streching it, jackass but at least he's a guitarist like me
Like I said... I fucking hate those posts, and especially the ones that I am in, but the damage is done...But at least do it right children... BTW, Lars is 3 years OLDER than me, so fuck you and your "+20".
And in sticking with the theme, I have a message for you fuckers...
"Vaffanculo a Lei, la sua moglie, e' la sua madre. Lei e' un cafone stronzo. Io non mangio in questo merdaio! Vada via in culo!"
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*pats fleshy part of forearm*
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhhh nope, dont think so droopy.
Submitted by BattlePope (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the FUCK are the tea cups in Italy all so small?
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The small ones are supposed to be for coffee.. not tea
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:05:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Post sucked.
However, comments made me shoot
Cheddar Cheese Combos and Cranberry
juice out my nose. Awsome!
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Good, show me your boobs now?
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post sucked.
However, comments made me shoot
Cheddar Cheese Combos and Cranberry
juice out my nose. Awsome!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Syndrome of a downs"...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That about sums it up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:35:10 EDT (#)
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That other guy from System of a down - WTF?? - NOW you're streching it, jackass but at least he's a guitarist like me
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It was hard to find a picture of the guy who plays guitar in Syndrome of a Down.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:23:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:15:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
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Pffffffffffffffftttttt..............
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think SPAHG went all "EMO" on us and killed himself..
RIP SPHAGNUM!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:26:58 EDT (#)
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Here's another idea for you buddy..
1. Find 18V cordless power drill, any MFG will do
2. Charge batteries as directed
3. Insert LARGE FLAT BLADED SCREWDRIVER into drill "chuck" area, BLADE SIDE DOWN!
4. FORCEABLY INSERT SCREWDRIVER INTO NASAL CAVITY..as far as allowable, given your head size
5. ACTIVATE DRILL and commense SCRAMBLING brain, until death results.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:23:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:16:42 (#)
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I try to reach out to you and this is what I get in return.
It's over. Don't call me again....EVER!
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** REACHAROUND **
Better now?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:16:42 EDT (#)
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I try to reach out to you and this is what I get in return.
It's over. Don't call me again....EVER!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4. IF GAS, then insert head and INHALE deeply, until a "calmness" comes over you
4a. IF ELECTRIC ...insert head into oven AND SLAM DOOR REPEATEDLY until you pass out.
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beautiful
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:02:40 EDT (#)
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OK, Sphagnum I gave it some thought and here's what you do....
1. Find the nearest oven, preferably a GAS oven, but electric will work..it just takes longerer.
2. Turn either oven on HIGH - BROIL
3. Fall to knees while thinking about the afore mentioned REFLECTIVE SURFACE experiment
4. IF GAS, then insert head and INHALE deeply, until a "calmness" comes over you
4a. IF ELECTRIC ...insert head into oven AND SLAM DOOR REPEATEDLY until you pass out.
5. DIE.
This oughta cure what ails ya!
Love, WTH!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:41:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:18:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you hate me? I just want to be friends.
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Ok, do this.....
Look around your house/apartment/place of employment......
Look for something REFLECTIVE, like a mirror or major appliance....
Look directly into the reflective surface....
Note the reflection you see, staring back at you...
Once you stop sobbing uncontrolably, realize that what you see can never be changed....
Do you understand now?
Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badda bing
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:17:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have rabies
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Sorry man, but at least you have a lovely series of shots in the belly to look forward to!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:18:34 EDT (#)
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Why do you hate me? I just want to be friends.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 11:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have rabies
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:32:42 EDT (#)
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Why the FUCK are the tea cups in Italy all so small?
Demitasse, my asse!!
Gimme a big old man sized mug!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, my italian is a little rusty, sorry.
I have enough trouble with Engrish.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:07:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:57:38 (#)
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I've been fucking Italian bitches since before you were born.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
That's hillarious!!
You would have had to be banging them from your daddys ballsack, as a sperm cell...since I was "born" in 1966, fucknuts!
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I see sarcasm is still being misunderstood by the Village idiot.
Submitted by BattlePope (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for spelling italian right, even tho in true italian there's no article (la, il...) near a possessive so it should be
Vaffanculo a tua moglie e a tua sorella
oh and WTH succhia il cazzo dei cavalli froci
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite Tony Soprano post: >>>>> http://www.ubersite.com/m/75215
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 10:01:36 EDT (#)
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If this post were an Italian, I would make it cook for me. Then, if it was female, I'd fuck it.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:57:38 EDT (#)
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I've been fucking Italian bitches since before you were born.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
That's hillarious!!
You would have had to be banging them from your daddys ballsack, as a sperm cell...since I was "born" in 1966, fucknuts!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:52:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
You were close Sphagnum...
What it means is this:
You, sir, go fuck yourself--and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shithouse. Fuck you!
How did you know that?
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I've been fucking Italian bitches since before you were born.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:52:11 EDT (#)
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You were close Sphagnum...
What it means is this:
You, sir, go fuck yourself--and your wife and your mother. You are a common turd! I'm not going to eat in this shithouse. Fuck you!
How did you know that?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something about eating shit and dying probably.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Andate tutti a 'fanculo!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT I DON'T LOOK LIKE PAULY WALNUTS!!
This was to counter those
"Nurr...WhattHehEll looks leik dis guy...Nurrrrrrrrrrr" posts.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:37:02 EDT (#)
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A picture of Paulie would've got you 2 points
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:35:18 EDT (#)
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"GERMAN"??
Fuck that.. I shit on Germans.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:34:03 EDT (#)
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Puts "WHAT" on the message board?
I can honestly say I haven't done any of that.
Seriously
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't speak German, what does it say?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, so YOU'RE the one who put that on the Uberboard. I should have known.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOW you look like that School master who hits kids and beats off furiously while choking himself with a striped necktie, then rubs his leg provocatively while talking with 18-19 year old ex-students.
... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:27:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:26:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
GRAZIE MILLE!
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"Nessuno me lo ficca in culo!"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:26:29 EDT (#)
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Fuck you teeph, I said so, therefor it is true...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GRAZIE MILLE!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ummm. Not so much.
Sorry to break it to you.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-15 09:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First one that figures it out gets a 9mm to the back of the head.