Wedding? (2620 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-09-15 12:00:53 EDT
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-01 21:37:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:40:09 (#)
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Some of these women look like transvestites.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-01 21:01:09 EST (#)
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I don't even know what to say to this. But I can't figure out Tropicana girl either.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-06-25 09:45:51 EDT (#)
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I reached Mrs Mutton-Dressed-As-Lamb in the orange (The short skirt does not detract from your chins, love) and didn't think it could get much better. How wrong I was.
I've been trying to make sense of that girl in the neon Club Tropicana drag queen outfit for the last ten minutes.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-25 09:17:26 EDT (#)
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Holy shit...
This makes me want to... Well, i'm not sure, but it's not pleasant.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 13:47:48 EDT (#)
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needs more Burberry
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:38:49 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88623
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:52:33 EST (#)
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aha
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:49:45 EST (#)
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BOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:45:17 EST (#)
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that is EXACTLY what you wear to a wedding.
Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-02-25 21:18:55 EST (#)
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Oh my, so these are chavs. Interesting bunch, I must say...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-25 20:37:56 EST (#)
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No comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:32:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:23:49 (#)
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I think it's nice to post wedding pictures for our enjoyment but I have to ask, are you sure its an english wedding? Those dresses (from bridal party & guests) look more like they belong in a bad Vegas wedding instead.
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look at the number plates, and the plaeness, and the weather!
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-11-24 15:23:49 EST (#)
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I think it's nice to post wedding pictures for our enjoyment but I have to ask, are you sure its an english wedding? Those dresses (from bridal party & guests) look more like they belong in a bad Vegas wedding instead.
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:45:52 EST (#)
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You have a wonderful smile!
+2 Fairy
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-24 11:14:07 EDT (#)
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Fantasy Football Violence Winner +2
Submitted by Fisher (user info) at 2005-10-03 01:50:57 EDT (#)
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This only reinforces my belief that a wedding is a man's first funeral.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:53:50 EDT (#)
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Damn, Nigel!
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:36:00 EDT (#)
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The depravity of Chavs.
And suchlike. Eugh.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-09-17 08:12:02 EDT (#)
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I want to fuck a chav bird
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:02:39 EDT (#)
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Cindy.. if your wedding pictures really ARE worse than this.. I wanna see 'em!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:32:14 EDT (#)
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"Then again all women in pink look cheap."
then again all women are whores.
except c1ndy. she's just fat.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:12:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:21:16 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:44:58 (#)
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/C1ndy rule.s
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had a few drinks williamson?
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Is it really that obvious?
Sorry 'bout that.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 16:57:32 EDT (#)
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Get buttfucked.
Thank you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-16 16:49:46 EDT (#)
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we're going to have to fight this tea thing out.
I propose a Tea Off
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-16 15:53:49 EDT (#)
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I seriously laughed my ass off at this - bloody brilliant!
Next time any American asks what a 'chav' is, link them to this post...SORTED!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:37:24 EDT (#)
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Has anyone else noticed yet that the bride is pregnant?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:21:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:44:58 (#)
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/C1ndy rule.s
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had a few drinks williamson?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:44:58 EDT (#)
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/C1ndy rule.s
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:05:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:34:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:24:21 (#)
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I just spotted another awesome outfit in the first picture. In the background the woman appears to be wearing shiny shorts with a matching cape.
This wedding must have been in winter or something- how can they all be so pale?
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That's my normal colour!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:24:21 EDT (#)
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I just spotted another awesome outfit in the first picture. In the background the woman appears to be wearing shiny shorts with a matching cape.
This wedding must have been in winter or something- how can they all be so pale?
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:52:31 EDT (#)
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Sorry to review again, but the girl in the black dress with the pasty completion facing away from
the camera is disturbingly giving me the horn.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:47:59 EDT (#)
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I have also just noticed that the little kid does not have his cap in chavproperly, he should
have it on the other way round with the peak pointing toward the sky as much as possible without it
falling off the back of his little head. Has he slipped through the chav ranks possibly, or maybe
he did it without his mum noticing, if he did hes in for the beating of his life, poor fucker.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:42:07 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking lordy lord.
What the fuck?
Chavist of the chav.
I honestly can not believe my eyes.
Do these people use mirrors, their fucking eyes even. Is it a joke wedding, please tell me it is.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:40:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:24:47 (#)
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The best thing about those bride's maid dresses is that they will wear them again.
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You're joking, right?!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:17:09 EDT (#)
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Oh god i think i just vomitted from all the neon colours!!
Before you say it...
Wheres your books?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-15 22:16:48 (#)
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I'm American, and will be attending a wedding in Belfast in June. Do these rules apply there, as well? Will I be expected to offset my bare midriff with silken neon colors? (fingers crossed)
I'm told it is customary (expected?) for women to wear large, festive, floppy hats. Do I have to?
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yes
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:10:45 EDT (#)
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God, I love being British.
I think I know the one in red.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-15 23:30:02 EDT (#)
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well...at least the bride and the two lefthand bridesmaids are hot.
*ejaculates*
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-15 22:56:07 EDT (#)
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whats with all the ugly hats?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-15 22:37:29 EDT (#)
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why is everyone there so fucking ugly
damn
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-15 22:16:48 EDT (#)
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I'm American, and will be attending a wedding in Belfast in June. Do these rules apply there, as well? Will I be expected to offset my bare midriff with silken neon colors? (fingers crossed)
I'm told it is customary (expected?) for women to wear large, festive, floppy hats. Do I have to?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:35:45 EDT (#)
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every time i think of your fat face i feel like taking a giant shit
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:40:09 EDT (#)
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Some of these women look like transvestites. This truely is Bizarre, i cant stop looking hahahaha.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:30:26 EDT (#)
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That may as well be the Royal Family.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-15 18:11:27 EDT (#)
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My god that is atrocious.
Though perhaps I should save such a strong adjective for after Jordan and Peter Andre's 'Fairytale wedding'
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:52:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:30:12 EDT (#)
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I LOVE THE CIRCUS!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:24:47 EDT (#)
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The best thing about those bride's maid dresses is that they will wear them again.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:11:05 EDT (#)
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I am a lemming. WOO!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-15 14:05:08 EDT (#)
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That's the most motley wedding I've ever seen.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:50:54 EDT (#)
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The classiest thing about this is the one bridesmaid with straps...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:32:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kerrijoy66 (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:25:04 (#)
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Why is a mermaid there?
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obviously a lucky wedding mermaid
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:30:28 EDT (#)
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I'm also intrigued by the lack of trademark Burberry.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:28:59 EDT (#)
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Wedding? (1 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-09-15 12:00:53
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amazing! 34 reviews on 1 hit? that's gotta be the best ratio ever.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:27:25 EDT (#)
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My god, that is truly hideous.
Does anyone know how many months gone the bride was in those pictures?
Submitted by kerrijoy66 (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:25:04 EDT (#)
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Why is a mermaid there?
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-15 13:11:03 EDT (#)
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Was it a Halloween wedding?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:45:37 (#)
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Did the girl in the lumo lime outfit jump out of the wedding cake? Or is it a British custom to invite the stripper from the groom's bachelor party to the wedding?
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I dunno. I don't even know where you can BUY clothes like this. They must have a secret supplier, or have fashioned them themselves or something.
You can't have a funeral without fun.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:45:24 (#)
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The pictures were sent to me in an email. they are a friend of a friend or something. This is exactly how the majority of people from the City where I live would dress for a wedding, christening or funeral though.
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Oh well a funeral is a different story... even I, Michael Jackson, would wear some of those tastefull creations to a funeral.
As for christenings... well... I don't get invited to many of those anymore :(
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:45:37 EDT (#)
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Did the girl in the lumo lime outfit jump out of the wedding cake? Or is it a British custom to invite the stripper from the groom's bachelor party to the wedding?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:45:24 EDT (#)
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The pictures were sent to me in an email. they are a friend of a friend or something. This is exactly how the majority of people from the City where I live would dress for a wedding, christening or funeral though.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:22:34 (#)
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Don't do it Michael.... the lemon sorbet I mean!
Our wedding pictures are pretty bad. I let Mat choose what to wear- the result of this was 90% of the men at the wedding having to wear dark green morning suits and top hats.
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Anything is better than pink. Please don't tell me that you know these people or that the bride is your serving girl or something.
Say that you found these photos in a dumpster or that this is some inbred member of the Royal Family, that the rest of us in the first world don't care about.
Submitted by Cappycapdiva (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:15:06 (#)
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"...It's like a clown wedding without the red nose and big feet."
You weren't paying attention, go back and look at the first pic of the bride with the preggo beige pinguin...with the big red nose. You can't see the feet but I know they're there.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:34:36 EDT (#)
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Well I think you need to revise your rating Calaincourt:
you are advising people with your -2 not to bother reading this post but you have already rated it 3 times.
I think it is a QUALITY POST and deserves to be on BEST EVER, and also MRM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:31:25 EDT (#)
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Caulincourt- the pictures are just for fun, I think they are funny but I have a warped sense of humour, obviously. Browse my QUALITY POSTS for other random posts about nothing. You say again that you dislike me? You appear to be spoliling for an Internet fight.What would you like to argue about today?"""
Nothing, just expressing my views here.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:29:47 EDT (#)
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Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".
Some of those bridesmaids are pretty hot. The rest look very British.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:23:49 (#)
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Dear god almighty, it looks like a stripper convention.
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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT you took the words right out of my mouth! I mean verbatim!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:28:39 EDT (#)
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Michael- yes you are almost correct the queen sends a telegram.
Caulincourt- the pictures are just for fun, I think they are funny but I have a warped sense of humour, obviously. Browse my QUALITY POSTS for other random posts about nothing. You say again that you dislike me? You appear to be spoliling for an Internet fight.What would you like to argue about today?
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:25:01 EDT (#)
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The girl in the Debbie-Gibson-circa-1988 inspired electric yellow-green looks like a flatter, less-collagen implanted Charo.
Coochie-oochie!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:24:33 EDT (#)
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The one in the dark dress has skin as soft as asphalt.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:23:49 EDT (#)
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Dear god almighty, it looks like a stripper convention.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:14:55 (#)
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The one in the red looks to be about the only fuckable one in the group.
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WTF? I wouldn't touch her with yours.
They all look cheap, especially the ones in pink. Then again all women in pink look cheap.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:22:34 EDT (#)
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Don't do it Michael.... the lemon sorbet I mean!
Our wedding pictures are pretty bad. I let Mat choose what to wear- the result of this was 90% of the men at the wedding having to wear dark green morning suits and top hats.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:20:59 EDT (#)
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Oh and that picture of the girl dressed like one of Santa's helpers with the kid in the gray suit with the backward ganster hat is just screaming out 3 words:
UNWED BRITISH MOTHER
(4 if you want to add the word "UNWASHED")
How does it work over there again Cindy? For each child you have before the age of 14 the Queen gives you a free house or a 20 pound gift certificate at Harrods?
I, Michael Jackson, forget...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:20:32 EDT (#)
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This people, is why I'm glad to be around francophones (ess-arr and PMJ would confirm that). Not grossly malformed people with bulging fat rolls. A quick look at statistics will overwhelmingly prove my assertion. Good God, even the thin girls are all bizarre (see 5th picture) or have the typically british pasty white skin which thickness is only rivaled by Inuits.
With all the much deserved anglo-bashing aside, what the fuck does this wedding hase to do with anything?
I dislike you :-)
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:17:41 EDT (#)
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Please don't tell me your wedding pictures are worse than that?
Lisa-marie kept the photos from my wedding.
I believe she burnt them.
<weeps>
I have no idea why though.
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THANKS! NOW I'M DEPRESSED! NOW I'M GOING TO GO AND STUFF MY FACE WITH LEMON SORBET!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:15:35 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT in HELL are the wearing?!?!?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:15:06 EDT (#)
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I am sickeningly fascinated by these images. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? It's like a clown wedding without the red nose and big feet.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:14:55 EDT (#)
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The one in the red looks to be about the only fuckable one in the group.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:11:24 EDT (#)
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I'd bang 90% of the chicks at that wedding..
AGAIN!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:09:45 EDT (#)
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Well, so much for my impression of Brits as being drab and uninteresting. Very colorful.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:09:29 EDT (#)
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So this is what it's like in Britain when your hillbillies win the lottery, eh.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:08:48 EDT (#)
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Rule Britania.
I'm a little frightened by the mermaid dress, though.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:05:29 EDT (#)
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nice of them to invite the local hoo-ers
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:05:27 EDT (#)
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+2 for the British sluts.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:04:08 EDT (#)
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The green one looks like an upgraded mermaid costume. A prostitute mermaid costume!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:03:09 EDT (#)
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+2 for British Trailor Trash.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:02:50 EDT (#)
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British women are fucking hot.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-15 12:02:07 EDT (#)
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Looks familiar
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75226