'Aristocrats' Ubercontest (1031 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.5 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2005-09-15 15:10:22 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75223
BEGIN
010 LOAD COMMUNICATIONS PROTOCOL
020 INITIATE DATA TRANSFER
030 DEFINE VARIABLES
040 DEFINE 'Z' = FECES
050 DEFINE 'Y' = SEMEN
060 DEFINE 'X' = MENSTRUAL FLUID
070 DEFINE 'W' = VOMIT
080 DEFINE 'V' = BLOOD
090 DEFINE 'U' = BILE
100 UPLOAD VARIABLES
110 REM
120 INPUT "ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING" "; N
130 LET N = RANDOM VARIABLE Z Y X W V U
140 INPUT "DO YOU WANT TO SEE MORE? "; A$
150 IF LEN(A$) = YES THEN GOTO 130
160 PRINT U$; "THE ARISTOCRATS"
170 END
User Reviews
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-10-02 17:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:50:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
So Matt, did I win?
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Fo sho.
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:40:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:25:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT !!!ELEVENTY ONE
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Retaliatory -2's are teh ghey secks
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This version is clever. Mine is a TV show.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75255
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to this day, I STILL haven't heard the 'original' joke, but it sounds pretty unfunny anyways...
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, a rendition of this joke that I actually understand!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Different. And for that, you get credit.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-15 17:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok this as kinda bosh
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75229
THIS IS FOR YOU, JOHNNY X BOSH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:36:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dogshit. As bad as "the Aristocrats" itself.
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agreed - I thought the entire premise was completely stupid, so I tried to do something equally stupid, yet appealing to all the Ubergeeks - apparently I succeeded
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
That is all.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dogshit. As bad as "the Aristocrats" itself.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure beats the shit out of mine. Way to make me feel like an asshole, asshole.
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-15 16:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee computers are silly
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking beautiful.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah shit, I meant +2. Sorry.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEGIN = +2
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it. You rock.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-15 15:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA, DONE AND DONE. THIS BITCH IS OVER. GIVE JOHNNY THE JAPANESE WHORES.Q