I wanna be a pimp. (1930 hits)
Category: Politics -> LibertariansRating: -1.07 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Feijuada (View user info) at 2005-09-15 19:20:06 EDT
I wanna be a pimp.
They dress up in cool silk clothes with fur trimming. Usually the fur is purple. They probably have to go the Amazon with their hoes to hunt down some elusive purple-furred beast.
Their cars are powered by those gasoline pills that the government keeps from us, but pimps get it because they're so pimptacular. Pimps put small holes in the floor of their cars so that they can stomp on the ground and make their cars jump. Haven't you seen a pimp knock a guy's head off with a single kick? That's how they get so strong!
But the best thing of all is that pimps get to pimp smack bitches. Cashier being too slow? Pimp smack that bitch. Bitch look at you funny/ Bitch slap her. As a misogynist, I think that the bitch slap is something that all men should be taught this classic pimp move to keep women in line. Sadly, people nowadays think that women shouldn't be slapped, but pimps know that's all bullshit.
I'm going to do everything I can to be a pimp!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75262
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-18 23:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a serious fag, and kindred owned you.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 12:09:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Please tell me your secrets, O great one.
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I would, but then I would have to kill you
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:52:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame story -2.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-21 14:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Averaged? So?
Thanks for leaving a -2 on my post like you do EVERY time.
Also, all your posts are dogshit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for leaving a -2 on my post like you do EVERY time.
Somebody-not-thinking-ahead ALERT. You have had some pathetic vendetta against me since you joined this site. You came, you got ridiculed and you conquered in your own shitty remedial mind. Nobody knows or cares who YOU are. Nobody even double checks your user name enough to remember how to fucking spell it. You're a bitter little wanker who has to spy on my posts and -2 each one then fuel a complaint about it.
You're a tit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:44:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
You linkwhore for your site just like Captain Foamy did, the difference being that Captain Foamy was hilarious and you post a picture and say it's good.
Good one. No go about your day job you pre-pubescent little Foamy fan. This is an adult's internet.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 12:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please tell me your secrets, O great one.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-16 12:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a pimp...want some secrets?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:23:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a big hearty -2 from user 3924; I guess users old and new, alters and not think you suck.
Just saying.
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Yeah, and you're a reeeeeeeeeeal big part of Ubersite, aren't you? You haven't posted anything for over a year. I was pointing out the fact that most people who are above 14000 are shitheads or alters. Probably 20 people who have signed up in the past three months are any good.
Submitted by slinkysmurfette (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your a phukin shit reaper Phuck off and die!
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-09-16 11:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:07:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I see that most of the people who rated here don't have numbers below 14000...
Just saying.
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Here's a big hearty -2 from user 3924; I guess users old and new, alters and not think you suck.
Just saying.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:07:53 EDT (#)
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I see that most of the people who rated here don't have numbers below 14000...
Just saying.
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fantastic post, we need more like this guys!
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-09-16 00:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Idiot. I'm drunk and I could put out a better post.
Submitted by Doc_Holiday520 (user info) at 2005-09-15 22:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Cashier being too slow? Pimp smack that bitch. Bitch look at you funny/ Bitch slap her."
Ew, my keyboard is soaked in milk
Time to throw it into the dishwasher!!!!!!
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:10:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tired of thisfuck you buba, I hate your guts.
I'm goig to take a nap, and maybe when I wake up you'll have died in a gory car acident.
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Lets break this down shall we:
1.>I'm tired of this ( oh bubba, just by acknowledging his pathetic existence you validate his life)
2.> Fuck you buba (no really, he want you to fuck you bubba)
3.> I hate your guts (he really want a look at your guts through the back door, if ya know what I mean)
4.> I'm going to take a nap (he's going to masterbate thinking about horse cock and use his emo tears for lube)
5.> Maybe when I wake up (He hopes to never wake up, daddy will just touch him again)
6.> You'll have died (sexual innuendo ad naseuam - in french "the little death", Bubba he wants to bring you to orgasm)
7.> Gory car accident (he hopes you won't ejaculate all over teh bach of his mom's car).
man; what a basket case.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
night
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Good night.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:10:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tired of thisfuck you buba, I hate your guts.
I've got to get up for school in the morning, and maybe when I wake up you'll have died in a gory car acident.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
63 reviews and getting hotter. Lighten up, Feijuada. . .
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm tired of thisfuck you buba, I hate your guts.
I'm goig to take a nap, and maybe when I wake up you'll have died in a gory car acident.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The entire ferry,fairy,farie,farrie,fairie,ferrie,fairey response determined this fairly poor score.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. You have just entered into permanancy a record of
your guilt.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heh
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:05:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:03:13 (#)
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I killed Terri Schaivo!
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Now we have a murderer on Uberste!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:04:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:03:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
You think there is nothing wrong with rewording a review
with my name on it? You don't think others will see a
problem with that?
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No, I don't. To read the real post one only needs to scroll down a few inches. If they're too lazy to do that, then fuck them.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:03:13 EDT (#)
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You think there is nothing wrong with rewording a review
with my name on it? You don't think others will see a
problem with that?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 21:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What have I done that is illegal?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did nothing illegal in my posts. You did. You are only
17? That explains a boatload of shit.
Who you callin' a geezer, punk?
(A few more and this should hit most heated, huh?)
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
The phony response you fabricated with my name will be sent
to bart bart so he can check the IP. You're goin' down, my man. . .
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Oh no, he's going to get my IP? I'm doomed!
Actually, if anyone was going to be banned, it's you. I mean, look at your posts:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72933
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72136
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73315
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73545
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74546
To quote two of them:
" I would like to see Uber_professional ,or something of the kind, a site where bullshit -2s without real
criticism would be unacceptable and wouldn't register."
You should look at most of these comments.
" I like the site, but some folks like PsychoPuke
make me ill."
I hope I make you ill too. Maybe you'll become so ill you'll puke your guts out.
Also, what's a 56 year old man doing arguing with a 17 year old? Don't you have ajob to work at or bills to pay? Go plan your retirement and let me enjoy my youth, you aged geezer!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:43:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, gotta do it.
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No prob, baby. Meet me around back after the show.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The phony response you fabricated with my name will be sent
to bart bart so he can check the IP. You're goin' down, my man. . .
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, gotta do it.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:39:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kindred, isn't it obvious he didn't catch your play on words?
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I did, but it was so retarded I wanted to beat the shit out of him, but I think he'd like that.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:36:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay Feijuada. I admit it: I have wanted to have ultra ghey sex with you ever since I first saw this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74735 Please, have sex with me!
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Sorry dude, no can do.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kindred, isn't it obvious he didn't catch your play on words?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:35:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
you seem to be losing steam ( by that I mean this is getting boring). I might come stop in later to get you some heat.
BTW, Have fun with your dad tonight, I hear he goes all the way on the first date.
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Good. Fuck off and never comment on any of my posts again.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75262
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75229
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75149
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75077
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74996
Here are some bosh adventures
pleast dont marklar my bosh.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
fer·ry Audio pronunciation of "ferry" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fr)
v. fer·ried, fer·ry·ing, fer·ries
v. tr.
1. Nautical.
1. To transport (people, vehicles, or goods) by boat across a body of water.
2. To cross (a body of water) by a ferry.
2.
1. To deliver (a vehicle, especially an aircraft) under its own power to its eventual user.
2. To transport (people or goods) by vehicle, especially by aircraft.
You stupid fuck.
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ouch burn, you sure got me with that one. The sarcasm society is going to revoke my membership now.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"We all can judge. All I'm saying is that I know better than you
what goes along with the spirit of Ubersite better than you"
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Now you write sentences for the Department of Redundancy Department?
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you seem to be losing steam ( by that I mean this is getting boring). I might come stop in later to get you some heat.
BTW, Have fun with your dad tonight, I hear he goes all the way on the first date.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fer·ry Audio pronunciation of "ferry" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fr)
v. fer·ried, fer·ry·ing, fer·ries
v. tr.
1. Nautical.
1. To transport (people, vehicles, or goods) by boat across a body of water.
2. To cross (a body of water) by a ferry.
2.
1. To deliver (a vehicle, especially an aircraft) under its own power to its eventual user.
2. To transport (people or goods) by vehicle, especially by aircraft.
You stupid fuck.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:28:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:25:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
The explanation below also explains his favourtism for:
Gay man sex.
See how it works. 123 , 123 ,123 .
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I never always understood conspiracy theories.
Do you believe that black helicopters ferry NWO agents to your house late at night to check on the cameras?
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The only "fairy" around my house is you running back and forth at 3 am trying to convince me of your love of cock. Please stop that. The neighbors are complaining.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:28:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
"That should read 'better than I', you uneducated twit."
Wow, you caught me with a minor grammatical error! That must mean I am a moron instead of someone who writes using his own dialect's grammar instead of antiquated English. Next you'll be jumping all over me for typos in my old posts and for not using "whom."
"You want to judge what does or doesn't go on a site?
START YOUR OWN SITE!!!"
We all can judge. All I'm saying is that I know better than you what goes along with the spirit of Ubersite better than you.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh [BOSH] - n. v. adj. el. [everything else] - always trying to keep a brotha down
ex. THAT SHIT IS BOSH!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I've been on Uber longer than you have, so I am a better judge of what belongs on this site, just as people like zakalwe and c1ndy are better than me at it."
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That should read 'better than I', you uneducated twit.
You want to judge what does or doesn't go on a site?
START YOUR OWN SITE!!!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:25:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
The explanation below also explains his favourtism for:
Gay man sex.
See how it works. 123 , 123 ,123 .
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I never always understood conspiracy theories.
Do you believe that black helicopters ferry NWO agents to your house late at night to check on the cameras?
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The explanation below also explains his favourtism for:
Gay man sex.
See how it works. 123 , 123 ,123 .
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:20:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:15:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me rephrase that: your posts are fucking boring. They don't belong on Ubersite.
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You arrogant, supercilious, retarded fool. Who the hell are
you to make that determination?
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I've been on Uber longer than you have, so I am a better judge of what belongs on this site, just as people like zakalwe and c1ndy are better than me at it.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:20:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:15:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me rephrase that: your posts are fucking boring. They don't belong on Ubersite.
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You arrogant, supercilious, retarded fool. Who the hell are
you to make that determination?
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Bubba,
That reply contained 8 words whose length exceeded 3 letters. The only words Feijuada can read are 3 letters or less. Thus all he got from your reply was :
You , , , . Who the are you to ?
Please try to speak retardese so he can follow along.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:15:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me rephrase that: your posts are fucking boring. They don't belong on Ubersite.
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You arrogant, supercilious, retarded fool. Who the hell are
you to make that determination?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:16:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
1> I can't help that my monster cock thrusts that high into her
2> I thought since you showed her how to suck dick and toss salad so well, it was least I could do for her.
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1) I bet it wouldn't be so "monster" if you weren't thinking about me.
2) Trying to fuck me? That "you sleep with everyone she slept with" thing isn't true, you know.
Just admit it: you have a big gay man-crush on me and you're angry because I'm not a butt pirate.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:08:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
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1) I like doing that, because when the woman gets her heart crushed, she'll fall into my arms that much easier.
2) So you're showing her all your old secrets?
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1> I can't help that my monster cock thrusts that high into her
2> I thought since you showed her how to suck dick and toss salad so well, it was least I could do for her.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me rephrase that: your posts are fucking boring. They don't belong on Ubersite.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh you great big thilly, i bet you thay that to all the guys.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:07:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Feijuada, if what you sent was done in a hurry, tough shit.
Quality is important. Are you sure you didn't work on a
space shuttle or two?
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I'm amazed that you dare talk about quality when all your posts suck.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:05:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:03:50 (#)
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Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:01:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
"The ladies need you to use your highly attuned gaydar to point out the straight males for them."
1.Well, I pointed you out, right?
"The banging on the keyboard was from your granny's ass going up and down on my thumb while I was trying to type. "
2.Practising for men, right?
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1.> Yes thank you for pointing me out as a straight man
2.> I didn't ask your granny what she was practicing for, but she did mention stretching out for her goatse shoot.
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1) I like doing that, because when the woman gets her heart crushed, she'll fall into my arms that much easier.
2) So you're showing her all your old secrets?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Feijuada, if what you sent was done in a hurry, tough shit.
Quality is important. Are you sure you didn't work on a
space shuttle or two?
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:01:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
"The ladies need you to use your highly attuned gaydar to point out the straight males for them."
1.Well, I pointed you out, right?
"The banging on the keyboard was from your granny's ass going up and down on my thumb while I was trying to type. "
2.Practising for men, right?
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1.> Yes thank you for pointing me out as a straight man
2.> I didn't ask your granny what she was practicing for, but she did mention stretching out for her goatse shoot.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:04:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
He would make a better alter for Stephen Hawking.
That way he can still ride the short bus.
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Are you saying that because then I'll ride with you?
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He would make a better alter for Stephen Hawking.
That way he can still ride the short bus.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:01:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
"The ladies need you to use your highly attuned gaydar to point out the straight males for them."
Well, I pointed you out, right?
"The banging on the keyboard was from your granny's ass going up and down on my thumb while I was trying to type. "
Practising for men, right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am so impressed with your multi-tasking abilities I'm gonna
suggest to Stephen King that you be his alter.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kindred, it's pretty clear that you are just filled with uncontrallable lust for yours truly. Now you are just banging on the keyboard like you want me to bang you. I'm sorry Kindred, but I'm already called for. The ladies need me!
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The ladies need you to use your highly attuned gaydar to point out the straight males for them.
The banging on the keyboard was from your granny's ass going up and down on my thumb while I was trying to type.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 20:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"As a misogynist, I think that the bitch slap is something that all men should be taught this classic pimp move to keep women in line."
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You may become a pimp, but you will never be a writer.
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Yeah, because something I wrote in three two minute intervals between watching TV and playing video games is indicitave of my writing ability.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kindred, it's pretty clear that you are just filled with uncontrallable lust for yours truly. Now you are just banging on the keyboard like you want me to bang you. I'm sorry Kindred, but I'm already called for. The ladies need me!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
take that back. Just because your mom has a peener and a bajiner doesn't make her all-male. I've already talked to her about giving me teh HIV and she sucked my dick to say sorry.
Don't live in the past man. I've since moved on to poking your sister.
You should move on as well.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"As a misogynist, I think that the bitch slap is something that all men should be taught this classic pimp move to keep women in line."
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You may become a pimp, but you will never be a writer.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man I gotta get my leg muskles so I's can kick a head off!!!1!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This should make you feel more like at home (without the incest and ghey buttsecks)
!
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|O| /^\ ( )|-----|( ) /^\ |O|
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|O| |O| |/^\|/^\|| | ||/^\|/^\| |O| |O|
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|O| |O| |/^\|/^\||( )||/^\|/^\| |O| |O|
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|O| |_|----|___|___|||___|||___|_|_|----|_| |O|
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Kindred, it's so clear that you want my hot body. Now you're even leaving comments with pictures of your sperm! Just admit you want me; I won't reciprocate your desire but it will make you feel better and then maybe you could get over me and move on to a life of all-male gang bangs, contracting AIDS and then spreading it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more poo
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:44:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
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So do all these other people, it's just that they feel such homosexual love for me and they know that the love will never be reciprocated, so they try to drive me away.
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Oh, I understand now. It was really bugging me why you begged for me not to flush my baby seeds. I didn't realize you were a hungry ghey menz. Give me a sec.
<scrapes your mother's vagina and sphincter)
Here, these were left over from last night.
--O --O --o --O
--o --o --0
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ah. it hurts me but i like it sort of thing.
bunch o cunts the lot of them....and me for that matter
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:42:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
well oi loiks it.
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So do all these other people, it's just that they feel such homosexual love for me and they know that the love will never be reciprocated, so they try to drive me away.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well oi loiks it.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, fuck you, Bubba!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I revel in this post's -2itude!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the beauty of the writing and the wonderful grammar.
-2 DIE!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Besides, didn't kre8rix just do this earlier today. Even that was ripped from Sphagnum.
<shakes head in disgust>
You disgust me.
<shakes baby>
Try some originality.
<shakes penis>
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At least wait until everyone forgets about the original post.
<cleans up with tissue>
I suppose coming to this post wasn't a total loss.
<flushes millions of baby seeds>
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is deserving of another
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is a solid -2, but the unique way to hitwhore..
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-09-15 19:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for trying to trick me into clicking the link and hit whoring for you.
Actually that's what pimpin's all about. Making everyone else whore for you.
Here have an honorary +1:
+1
Try not to use it all on one post.