Getting Rid Of Uber Trolls Could make Bart RICH! (893 hits)
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Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-09-16 01:03:33 EDT
What if...
Someone (well, Bart) devised a system whereby people could pay to have other people banned from Ubersite. I don't mean $10 and bye bye Kai; But let's just say "Random Joe" is camping on all my posts, leaving truly stupid comments and streak-breaking -2's over an extended period of time, pissing me off and basically being a total downer on my entire Uber experience. Odds are, "Random Joe" is doing it elsewhere too, pissing off a whole bunch of people.
I could, and would, send bart $1 and say "I vote random Joe gets the boot". Maybe other users send in money too; it would add up. I am sure some of the idiots around here would generate a great number of $1 votes. Say that it takes an arbitrary number of $1 votes to get banned - let's say 25. Bart gets $25, Random Joe gets the boot.
Bart un-bans people all the time, for free. What if Bart allowed the idiots to BUY BACK the votes that they get? So, for $25, random Joe can get himself un-banned and get his account back. I bet he'd think twice about being a shithead again, and more than likely, they'd just move on. Horay!
I think I know Mr. Cilfone a little bit, and I trust him not to stack the deck for the sake of a few extra bucks - I think it could really work. What do YOU think? What would Ubersite be like without the shitheads? I think it would be GREAT!
What would you pay to get rid of your Uber nemesis? I bet Shlongy's votes & buybacks alone could pay Bart's yearly lease on a shiny new Mustang!
And please note: I LOVE the -2. Really. I use it often, and I respect it. I really feel that I don't get as many as I deserve, which is why I am such an avid Uberuser; compared to my real life, Ubersite is a love fest. Except for the nasty few who put sand in the lube... you know who you are.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great idea. I have no hate for anyone yet, but I am sure that if I am around here long enough, I'd be willing to spend $1 to get someone banned. Having to pay to unban is a great idea, it would make people think before they act.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anybody have change for a button?
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:41:03 EDT (#)
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I BID 6 CENTS, A WEEK OLD BANANA PEEL, AND 4 USED CONDOMS
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sure is one small ass...
HEY
WAIT
!!!ALERT ALERT ALERT
CHILD PORNOGROPHY
BAN THIS TROLL!!!!
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-16 10:26:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude you need therapy - Ubersite should not mean this much to you - Seriously
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-16 09:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SEIG HEIL!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good idea. But, I do like making fun of some of them, so I don't know.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:48:53 EDT (#)
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More fake tattoo needed!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:18:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:08:21 (#)
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Get a life.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-16 07:57:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:11:07 (#)
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Dude you need therapy - Ubersite should not mean this much to you - Seriously
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-16 08:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a life.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-16 07:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:11:07 (#)
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Dude you need therapy - Ubersite should not mean this much to you - Seriously
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-16 07:28:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:16:17 (#)
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Who cares about trolls?
Its you losers with your Ubercliques and your Bishop Post Wednesday (LOLZ!!!1) and bandwagons that are ruining this website.
For every shitpost by a troll there are 20 coming from "good" users who use this website to make up for their own pathetic lack of a social life.
"WHATS IN MY DRAWER?" LET ME POST AND LET EVERYONE KNOW!! No one gives a fuck you fat skag. I'm here to be entertained, not to watch you make up for being too fat/ugly/acne ridden to make real friends off the internet. (and no this wasn't specifically aimed at anyone, just these annoying bandwagon jerkoff posts.)
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Go fuck an ass, pirate o' the booty.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:12:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:16:17 (#)
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Who cares about trolls?
Its you losers with your Ubercliques and your Bishop Post Wednesday (LOLZ!!!1) and bandwagons that are ruining this website.
For every shitpost by a troll there are 20 coming from "good" users who use this website to make up for their own pathetic lack of a social life.
"WHATS IN MY DRAWER?" LET ME POST AND LET EVERYONE KNOW!! No one gives a fuck you fat skag. I'm here to be entertained, not to watch you make up for being too fat/ugly/acne ridden to make real friends off the internet. (and no this wasn't specifically aimed at anyone, just these annoying bandwagon jerkoff posts.)
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I agree with everything he just said actually.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-16 06:07:40 EDT (#)
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I like it the way it is
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-16 05:52:18 EDT (#)
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Then we would have lost Captain Foamy!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-16 04:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your a spoon
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-16 04:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bloody hell.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:11:07 EDT (#)
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Dude you need therapy - Ubersite should not mean this much to you - Seriously
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2005-09-16 03:06:33 EDT (#)
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then you would have been banned ages ago.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:56:55 EDT (#)
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It wouldn't work. Too many people have alters.
Like you for example and your lame JohnHutch alter.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:42:45 EDT (#)
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umm... no.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:39:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-16 02:02:59 (#)
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i spend too much money on poker, I can't worry about trolls.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:16:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who cares about trolls?
Its you losers with your Ubercliques and your Bishop Post Wednesday (LOLZ!!!1) and bandwagons that are ruining this website.
For every shitpost by a troll there are 20 coming from "good" users who use this website to make up for their own pathetic lack of a social life.
"WHATS IN MY DRAWER?" LET ME POST AND LET EVERYONE KNOW!! No one gives a fuck you fat skag. I'm here to be entertained, not to watch you make up for being too fat/ugly/acne ridden to make real friends off the internet. (and no this wasn't specifically aimed at anyone, just these annoying bandwagon jerkoff posts.)
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holy shit, zoid, its like youre reading either my mind or 2 out of every three comments i make on this site...
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:04:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
and if everyone who caused trouble got banned you think uber wouldnt become one big lovefest?
gay idea.
go to pulsehead.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The trouble i see with that Kai is everyone will be registering a heap of alters and seding a dollar to bart from each alter to have someone banned.
The way i see it the power to rate should be earned. You should have to have posted a number of posts, say 20 and have a positive rating to get your rating privelege. If your rating falls into negative it will make you work harder to get it positive so they can again rate. Or keep posting crap without rating privelege.
Just a thought!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:13:28 (#)
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This in all honesty is the worst idea of all time.
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I hate to agree with Brenda but....
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:16:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:13:28 (#)
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This in all honesty is the worst idea of all time.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:16:17 EDT (#)
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Who cares about trolls?
Its you losers with your Ubercliques and your Bishop Post Wednesday (LOLZ!!!1) and bandwagons that are ruining this website.
For every shitpost by a troll there are 20 coming from "good" users who use this website to make up for their own pathetic lack of a social life.
"WHATS IN MY DRAWER?" LET ME POST AND LET EVERYONE KNOW!! No one gives a fuck you fat skag. I'm here to be entertained, not to watch you make up for being too fat/ugly/acne ridden to make real friends off the internet. (and no this wasn't specifically aimed at anyone, just these annoying bandwagon jerkoff posts.)
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-09-16 01:11:13 EDT (#)
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nsfw